Favorite Quotes.

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"Did you steal your license?!" Is one of my favorites.

Also, not in the game itself, but from the strategy guide: "OG Loc is one of the worst rappers in the history of American music" It's so true, I can't help but crack up every time I read it.
 
Woozie: Hit me CJ
CJ: Are you sure?
Woozie: Yeah, I'm going for a 5 card win.
CJ: I got 19, what about you?
Woozie: I dunno, what have I got?
CJ: Not good, 47.
Woozie: Damn, you're bad luck for me CJ, whenever I play against my guys I always win!
 
Yeah, just the same as the Golf Putting scene. :lol:

Woozie would be my favourite character, at a tie with Cesar. Woozie is more a comical relief for me, even though he's a serious character half the time, the cut-scenes are just funny. Cesar just seems like a damn good friend, and I find some respect for the guy.

Cesar: "That's my baby girl, right there."
CJ: "Yeah you chose her, I'm stuck with her..."
 
CJ when you crash "You just busted someone's ride" <- Referring to the fact that it's not his as he nicked it and doesn't care!

C.
 
Police Helicopter Pilot 1: Do I get a medal for killing him?

Police Helicopter Pilot 2: You get TWO!
 
Jimmy Enslashay
Yeah, just the same as the Golf Putting scene. :lol:

Woozie would be my favourite character, at a tie with Cesar. Woozie is more a comical relief for me, even though he's a serious character half the time, the cut-scenes are just funny. Cesar just seems like a damn good friend, and I find some respect for the guy.

Cesar: "That's my baby girl, right there."
CJ: "Yeah you chose her, I'm stuck with her..."
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Yeah i always thought that about Cesar "bloody good bloke".
But then again he's probably only nice to CJ because he's with his sister and he knows that CJ could kick his ass without his Vagos boys to help him.
 
R32GTST/M
Yeah i always thought that about Cesar "bloody good bloke".
But then again he's probably only nice to CJ because he's with his sister and he knows that CJ could kick his ass without his Vagos boys to help him.
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Yep. :sly:
 
Probably, but I still like the guy. He helped out a fair bit, and he reminds me of someone. Don't ask who.

Millie: "Airline food makes you fart."
CJ: "Oh yeah, that's real interesting!"
 
I hate Millie.

Hey, some random guy outside my place told me to watch myself or something, I replied positively, and he just stared at me for 2 seconds, then started shooting me. It was strange. I can't remember what was said, but has anyone else had this happen? I had like half a health bar, so I just bolted inside, regained myself, ran back out with an AK47 and he was gone.

I've also had some funny moments with the Triads. I knifed one, and the others started shooting at me. I stabbed one of them to death, and the other look at me for a second, stopped shooting, then bolted. I didn't even have Cops on me. :lol:
 
CrackHoor
I laughed today when I heard a cop say "My nickname at the station is CLEAN Harry".
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:lol:

Jimmy Enslashay
I hate Millie.

Hey, some random guy outside my place told me to watch myself or something, I replied positively, and he just stared at me for 2 seconds, then started shooting me. It was strange. I can't remember what was said, but has anyone else had this happen?
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Thats happened to me once aswell.
 
Yeah I think so. Protective assholes.

I started replying negatively to people complimenting my clothes, etc.

Random Guy: "Hey man, nice threads."
CJ: "Why don't you just shut the hell up."
 
The Truth: I have an astral goat named Herbie. He's getting old now but he still gives the best a run for their money!

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Anything The Truth says is quite hilarious. My favorites being when you are driving the mothership into San Fierro. 👍 👍
 
The Truth : What would you say if I told you that <random string of crazy conspiracy theories>?
CJ : I'd said you just popped another microdot.


KM.
 
mine is from the wild traveler and a caller
caller: i wanna go to hell
wild traveler: yes me to, buy a refrigerator magnet when you get there. Next caller
 
so far my favorite one is from vice city. its the commercial for some "bruce willis" wanna be movie. he says "ill cry when im done killing"

and i like it whenever i wreck a car and CJ says "somebody's gonna be mad a you for bustin up they ride"

also i noticed a glitch. at least i think its one. when the helicoptors come in los santos they say LSPD on the side. but the guy on the bullhorn says "stop, this is the los angeles police department." thats not right is it?
 
SS69
so far my favorite one is from vice city. its the commercial for some "bruce willis" wanna be movie. he says "ill cry when im done killing"
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Jack Howitzer in... Exploder.
 
It's "But I'm retired now! I want to live in the country and raise a family!"
"That's just it! They've got your family!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

Followed by:

"Tim, they've got your wife!"
"But I'm not married!"
"You are now! To AMERICA!"

(Rated PG - may contain Patriotic Garbage)
 
Famine
"Tim, they've got your wife!"
"But I'm not married!"
"You are now! To AMERICA!"
(Rated PG - may contain Patriotic Garbage)
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**** Famine! You remembered that off the top of your head?


KM.
 
I did, too. I was going to correct you, but Famine got there first. :grumpy:

I love alot of the stupid conversations in San Andreas.
 
As if you wouldn't remember the ads off Vice City :lol:

Yeah like "Have you ever had a boil on your but?"
"For sure, it's bad news"

So stupid and pointless :lol:
 
Blake
As if you wouldn't remember the ads off Vice City :lol:
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My favourite one is for Rusty Brown's Ring Donuts. I can do the butch lesbian voice perfectly and it winds my girlfriend up SO much.

"I like to lick lovingly around the outside, then thrust my tongue through the middle"
"I like to munch it vigourously" (that voice... :D)
"I just love the batter... all over my face"
 
Famine
My favourite one is for Rusty Brown's Ring Donuts. I can do the butch lesbian voice perfectly and it winds my girlfriend up SO much.

"I like to lick lovingly around the outside, then thrust my tongue through the middle"
"I like to munch it vigourously" (that voice... :D)
"I just love the batter... all over my face"
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The last one is hilarious when you hear it. :lol:
 

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