fictional hitlist

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if you could kill any character from any movie who would it be? we're talking about fictional story characters, not celebrities or actors.

let the carnage begin!
 
Originally posted by kikkoman
if you could kill any character from any movie who would it be? we're talking about fictional story characters, not celebrities or actors.

let the carnage begin!
Beating Jar Jar Binks to death with a stick would be better than Xmess :grumpy:
 
I'd like a field surrounded by 20' high concrete walls full of sitcom stars please. Forget the stick, just give me one of these.

AO
 

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That guy from Private Ryan who stabs the Jewish Soldier. And then special treatment for that wuss standing in the stairwell doing nothing about it.
 
Originally posted by Mike Rotch
That guy from Private Ryan who stabs the Jewish Soldier. And then special treatment for that wuss standing in the stairwell doing nothing about it.
I'll let you borrow my toy above, if you promise to do it slow.

AO
 
that fat old guy that stars in baywatch and knightrider certainly deserves to die a horrible death....something involving some nipple clamps, a basin or cold water and 3000 volts AC.

then buried in an unmarked grave in afghanistan...


man, i wouldnt piss on that tosser if he was on fire...
 
That guy Simon or whatever from American Idol has to die....painfully. I also wouldn't mind running over Anna Nicole Smith and the creators of all those stupid reality shows with Der Alta's toy tractor.


-Mark
 
Horatio from CSI Miami. First I'd punch his stupid sunglasses into his eye sockets, then I'd make him sing Barney songs with perkiness to my satisfaction... all of this before bich slapping him from here to next season.
 
Can I please, please, please tie J Lo to the left tread of that D-Niner, and Ben to the right tread, and chase the cast of Friends around with it?

I'll be your best friend...
 
Originally posted by milefile
Horatio from CSI Miami. First I'd punch his stupid sunglasses into his eye sockets, then I'd make him sing Barney songs with perkiness to my satisfaction... all of this before bich slapping him from here to next season.

I could help you with that after I've taken care of Dr. Quinn.
 
Puck from The Real World several years ago. Yes, it's a real person, but who here can say anything on MTV is real with a straight face?
 
Does Oprah count - she is a TV personality? If she was any fuller of herself, she'd be empty :confused:

I'd liposuction her to death.
 
that wee freaky guy that was in the 80's show 'different strokes'...the one with the cubby cheeks.....

man he freaks me out....someone else can kill him, i'm too scared but i would like to see the video of it...
 
The cast of "Just Shoot Me" . Lock them in a cage, and play soccer with Der Alta's yellow cruncher....
 
i choose Fraiser. i just dont find him funny. he is too hissy priss for my general veiwing appetite. second choice would be seinfeld, but he's a real person...
 
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