Florida Stand Up !!!

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There's also one called Prosperity, which after passing through led me to think that its picture should be in the dictionary for "misnomer."

We have a Houston, not quite as large as the one out west. There is also a St. Petersburg which never bore the name Leningrad, and my very own home town is named for a foreign captial.

You can't talk about Florida towns without naming Sopchoppy and Two-Egg.
 
Jacksonville. I don't really like it much though. I'd like to move to the Tampa/Sarasota area.

Gulf water > Atlantic water.
 
Absolutely.

Also, Gulf beaches > Atlantic beaches.


That's for sure. I don't know if you've ever been to the Jacksonville area, but the beaches here are horrible. The nice beaches don't start untill you get down around St. Augustine.
 
Also, Gulf beaches > Atlantic beaches.

Except between from Carrabelle to Venice. The beaches range from swampy mangraves to a crushed shell dumping ground that you don't want to step on with bare feet.

From Jacksonville to St. Augustine, the sand is packed like cement. Great for driving (try it once, don't bother again) but terrible for anything else.

Boca Raton's beaches are quite underused, despite the large size of the city and the large populations by the beach. You'd think they would be crowded, but "true" Boca Raton citizens go to tanning booths, and travel to St. Kitts or Tahiti for ocean views (which are probably a bit more spectacular, but if you've got something nice in your backyard, use it!). Mind you, true Boca-ites tend to read high on Commander's Snoot-o-Meter, from past test results.

Their loss, I say.

You can't talk about Florida towns without naming Sopchoppy and Two-Egg.
We have a Venus and a Jupiter, too.

Not to mention:
  • Frostproof (it isn't)
  • Devil's Garden (no souls around)
  • El Portal (doesn't go anywhere)
  • Boca Raton (Spanish for "rat's mouth")
  • Belle Glade (it isn't nice, despite the name)
  • Jerome (now entirely polluted with creosote!)
  • Yeehaw Junction (formerly Jackass Junction)
  • Oslo, Switzerland, Naples, Rio, and Melbourne (for international flavor, or is it flavour?)
  • Springfield, Green Bay, Margate, Manhattan, and Dallas (because we're not very original)
  • Lots of places on maps called "___ City" with zero population to speak of (wishful thinking?)
 
Except between from Carrabelle to Venice. The beaches range from swampy mangraves to a crushed shell dumping ground that you don't want to step on with bare feet.

From Jacksonville to St. Augustine, the sand is packed like cement. Great for driving (try it once, don't bother again) but terrible for anything else.

Boca Raton's beaches are quite underused, despite the large size of the city and the large populations by the beach. You'd think they would be crowded, but "true" Boca Raton citizens go to tanning booths, and travel to St. Kitts or Tahiti for ocean views (which are probably a bit more spectacular, but if you've got something nice in your backyard, use it!). Mind you, true Boca-ites tend to read high on Commander's Snoot-o-Meter, from past test results.

Their loss, I say.


We have a Venus and a Jupiter, too.

Not to mention:
  • Frostproof (it isn't)
  • Devil's Garden (no souls around)
  • El Portal (doesn't go anywhere)
  • Boca Raton (Spanish for "rat's mouth")
  • Belle Glade (it isn't nice, despite the name)
  • Jerome (now entirely polluted with creosote!)
  • Yeehaw Junction (formerly Jackass Junction)
  • Oslo, Switzerland, Naples, Rio, and Melbourne (for international flavor, or is it flavour?)
  • Springfield, Green Bay, Margate, Manhattan, and Dallas (because we're not very original)
  • Lots of places on maps called "___ City" with zero population to speak of (wishful thinking?)

My grandparents used to live in Boca Raton. :lol: Nice place. 👍
 
I always get Boca Raton and Ft. Lauderdale mixed up. I swear they're carbon copies of each other, and Florida Atlantic University is located in both cities.
 
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