For your beloved ones...

[Carl.]

A gif from the bottom of your...

 

[emad]

I've got a few profs I'd like to send those to. except I'd prefer to make my own uh... gift by drinking some pakistani or mexican tap water to make it even more special.

 

[skip0110]

Mexican tap water is not meant for drinking.

They should also offer a "corn surprise" for an additional fee. Thank me later.

 

[emad]

exactly why to use it. Pakistani tap water causes nearly instantaneous, explosively powerful diarhea (sp?). Breathing the air in that country is enough to get the diarhea within 2 hours of inhaling. Usually these violent bouts of bowel movements last up to a month after your intestinal tract gets traumatised. I'd only assume that Mexican tap water is close enough to the paki stuff

 

[skip0110]

Pakistani tap water causes nearly instantaneous, explosively powerful diarhea (sp?). Breathing the air in that country is enough to get the diarhea within 2 hours of inhaling.

Those poor Pakis.

 

[DRIFT4EVA]

You have got to be ****t!ng me (Pun not intended)?

 

[emad]

surprisingly enough, they're immune to it. The two times I went there, the visits were a month each. I drank nothing but bottled water and there were days where I experienced some of the the most horrific events impossible while in the washroom. I hope nobody has to have the experiences I had.

btw, if you ever go there, don't EVER use the public washrooms unless you can find an american franchise restaurant like McDonalds or Pizza Hut. They're rarely clean and the tanks on the toilets don't have the capacity to handle the loads that visitors give them :S

Anyhoo... i'd like to go there for a day to get a present for some of my professors . Of course, having corn before the water would allow for a "pleasant" mixture I think

 

[Carl.]

Just saw there is a post election blowout sale, save 15 bucks!!!

http://fecalgram.com/store/fecalgram#

(click on the gift... that is some really sick ****)