Funniest Events you’ve Seen Happen

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Today I exited a plane (leer jet model) right on top of a skyscraper and was stuck floating 2ft above the ground untill I fired my gun. I could turn and 'dive' while there. :lol:
 
One time, I was in SF right. I was jacking so dude car when suddenly this guy speeds up the hill the hits me from the back, and my car does a triple front filp. When the guy hit me, I just pulled the guy out of his car, so while I was doing frontflips in the air, CJ manage to step in the car and close the door. I also landed perfectly :)

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Today I exited a plane (leer jet model) right on top of a skyscraper and was stuck floating 2ft above the ground untill I fired my gun. I could turn and 'dive' while there. :lol:
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Thats happened to me before. I was using the Hydra and I had six stars when suddenly I was shot down. So I jump out and while I was falling, I told myself,"If I parachue down, Ill be shot to death." So I decided to not open my parachue. Thne when I was only 2ft of the ground I suddenly stopped in mid air. I eventually died from being shot by the cops.

On Saturday, my cousin was play SA and I gave him the controls to the At-400 when I hit the max altitude. I told him to push trianlge and he did(he forgot it was to jump because exiting your vechile is L1 in driver 3) and started falling from 50,000ft or whatever. He suddenly pushes circle to open the parchute(sp) and then I suddenly grab the control and push triangle again.Now hes pissed cause hes falling at like 200000000000000000MPH. I grab the controller again and start push square and X franticly. When we hit the ground, I had full armour and only 2% health. :)
 
I was diving straight at the lake east of Fallen Tree, held triangle to get out, and the plane stopped. Not completely, it was just moving very very slowly while still pointing straight down.
After a few seconds, CJ crawled out of the cockpit (in midair) like he does with flipped cars, and everything resumed falling normally.
I've repeatedly tried to replicate this event, no success yet though.
 
My friend was over here and we decided to play some GTA:SA. So he was at some random place and out of now here, you hear the sound of a plane coming.

He says "What the **** is that?" then BAM! a plane crashes and explodes right next to him. He was still alive but right whne he got up a Fire truck mowed him down, :dopey:
 
A policeman got out of his car, walked into the water and drowned. Beat that! :lol:
 
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A policeman got out of his car, walked into the water and drowned. Beat that! :lol:
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I had two cops after men and I walked into the water and so did the cops, both drowned :p
 
OK then, I was in a tank, fell into the shallow part of some water, and about 5 other tanks fell into the deep part. It was so shallow that I could still breathe, so I stayed there for about 10 mins and tanks and armoured vehicles kept falling into the water. It was hilairous! :lol:

It's a shame the AI is so dumb, but it's so funny. It wouldn't be the same game otherwise.
 
Ever gone to Mount Chilliad while with 6 stars? At some parts of the mountain, Rhinos and Barracks will spawn way above your position, it's pretty cool how they zoom by you as they go tumbling down hill.
 
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OK then, I was in a tank, fell into the shallow part of some water, and about 5 other tanks fell into the deep part. It was so shallow that I could still breathe, so I stayed there for about 10 mins and tanks and armoured vehicles kept falling into the water. It was hilairous! :lol:

It's a shame the AI is so dumb, but it's so funny. It wouldn't be the same game otherwise.
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I was in a similar situation where I had found this position under a cliff next to the water where I was safe from any gun fire what so ever. While these ranger trucks just kept flying into the water overhead by the dozens. And when you look down there's just tons of floating cops.
 
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I was in a similar situation where I had found this position under a cliff next to the water where I was safe from any gun fire what so ever. While these ranger trucks just kept flying into the water overhead by the dozens. And when you look down there's just tons of floating cops.
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next time you do that, can you take a picture and post it on here, it would be hilarious to see.
 
I heard 2 people talking in Las Venturas and one goes "Why does your ass smell like cottage cheese?" and the other goes "I have gangrene!"
 
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I heard 2 people talking in Las Venturas and one goes "Why does your ass smell like cottage cheese?" and the other goes "I have gangrene!"
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I have a nice haircut, and some girl said "nice cut dude", I say "shut up you b*tch". :lol:
 
Bizarre thing...I got a Remington all hopped up and was driving around with one gang member looking for drug dealers to take out...Well, I drive by the peir that has the ferris wheel...and for some reason I thought to my self.." In wonder if I can ride the wheel, i've never tried before". So I drive down the peir, park the car, tell the gang dude to 'stay put homie" I go to check the ride over, and hear a BOOM FZZSSSSSssssssss Screeeeeaaacch, some jack ass in a orange / red shirt jumped in my ride, hit the nawz, and took off,,,well there were no other cars around to chase the bastard, so I didi the jetoack cheat and started following him...apparently other pedestrians aren't allowed to steal cars either in the game because there were two cops casing after him, all over the road...I followed for about 5 minutes before I started getting close enough to think I was going to get my car back and get to put a plug in this guys mellon, well right in the middle of an intersection, the car sunk in to the pavement, leaving only the ass end ( including exhaust and tailights ) sticking straigh up in the air. I tried getting in the car, no dice...meanwhile, the guy was still on the gas ( wheels were going ) and he kept hitting the nos to get out, but he didn't budge....I finaly just got pissed, put about 30 satchel charges on the back end walked away, and then with the 'rear view' on, i blew it up...it was cool, but it still pissed me off !
 
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