Funniest Events you’ve Seen Happen

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It's happened to me twice and it's funny as hell when you're trying out some stunt on a PCJ600, but you fall off in mid-flight, go to fetch your crashed bike and find it sitting on top of a cop that it's crushed to death.

Also another funny thing that happened to me recently was driving into Sunshine Autos and seeing a Vercetti Gang member frozen to the spot. He was standing there in mid-stride. I whipped out my sniper rifle and empty about 100 rounds into his head but he just stood there. Eventually he just faded away and dissappeared. It was kinda weird.


KM.
 
Originally posted by KieranMurphy
...I whipped out my sniper rifle and empty about 100 rounds into his head but he just stood there. Eventually he just faded away and dissappeared. It was kinda weird.


KM.
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Sounds almost creepy. :scared: :nervous:
 
Ah! The Gang wars. But nothing gets close to what I experienced on the big mall. I was near one of the exits, the one with the Pizza stores. Then all of a sudden I see a pig screaming and running, then getting beat up by a cop. Then I see another pig running and gets beat up too. Next thing, all that section gets filled with nearly 20 cops beating the crap out of the pigs.
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The funniest thing i have ever seen happen was when i was cruising north down the the most easterly road on the west island in my tank (with the turet backwards) and i hit the jump at the back of the building (where i did the Hog tied misson) and flew all the way across 2 buildings and landed beside staircase leading to the police helicopter.
 
From GTA3:

I once created some major wreckage underneath a highway overpass by flipping a bus and letting it explode. At that, a mass of people from above me on the overpass became curious I guess and walked off the ledge, plummetting to their deaths right next to the bus. After about 30 people, 2 cop cars, and an ambulence leaped off the overpass, I was on the floor laughing.

From Vice City:

I was doing the mission where you have to take a picture of the guy with his mistress on top of the hotel. I used a helicopter to make my escape back to the porn studio, not knowing that six guys with machine guns and a police helicoptor were waiting for me. I had only about 55 health at the time. As I came near the studio, the combination of machine gun and helicoptor fire caused my chopper to burst into flames. I was too high to land, so I leaped out, unexpectedly landing exactly in the pink circle and thus completing the mission with 3 health left.

For the mission where you have to steal the tank, I was able to walk up to the side of the Rhino, jump on, and steal it without firing a single shot OR being fired at by any of the army soldiers in the convoy.

I also once completed a mission by walking from one end of one island to the opposite end of the other island with six stars the entire way. I did not get into a car once, and if I had I suspect the cops would have pulled me right out.
 
Passing the "Protect the Hatians form the Cubans" mission. Well, the trouble was, I kept getting nailed in the process. Or every Hatian got killed, and the mission ended. So I tried to stand on a rooftop, and fire away with the rocket launcher. With two shots, I killed everyone once they all clustered together.

Strangely enough, Mission Passed!
 
I've been fooling around with the cheats in my 100% game of late (not saving, of course).

A reali highlight has been combining the cheats - particularly all traffic lights are green, the aggressive traffic cheat, peds fight, and all peds have guns.

Find a major intersection (the five way intersection in front of the police station, just south of the Malibu is a favourite) and watch the fun and games! Run over peds, gun fights, fist fights, cars with dead drivers, fantastic - especially when the ambulance ploughs into the crowd gathered around an accident victim.
 
My friend said one time when playing GTA3 he was just driving and saw a cop turn on it's sirens and a driver pulled over, Yes ACTUALLY PULLED OVER, and the cop pulled him out didn't handcuff him(not programmed into the game i don't think) and the driver walked to the cop car got in the back seat and the cop got in the Driver's seat and drove off... The car was an infernus so my friend stole it and became happy and amused.
 
I stole a cheetah and this kid gets out and says, "i paid for that with my babysitting money"
 
ok so there i was being chased by some idiotic cop on a "3 star" i unfortunatly destroyed my cheetah earlier in the pursuit and i was running around and just stole some cheezy really bad car are kept runnin. eventualy the cop caught up and was right next to me and we went side by side for a while and im just starring at him waiting for him to ram me but nothing the out of the blue the cop just nails the car infront of him and just dissapears in a fireball behind me it was soooooo fun but i guess u kinda had to be there also that was at like 4 in the morning and when ur that tired anything makes you laugh! hmmm i dont have a screen shot but i could describe by using paintbrush and copying it hmmm maybe.........
 
ok well i tried putting my pic on but it wont work anybody know why? like i right click the image a select copy then i go to insert an image and when i press Ctrl+v=paste it doesnt do anything?
 
it doesn't work that way--this is off topic but....

1. If the pic is on your hard drive use the attach file box below the box where you post-- click on browse and find the file on your hard drive and then select it--note it can't be above 102KB

2. If its an image on the net, do a right click with your mouse and select properties-- a box will appear-- copy the URL address in that box. Then click on the IMG button above the post box and paste the URL in the popup box that will appear- an example of a URL address is https://www.gtplanet.net/forum/avatar.php?userid=11064&dateline=1061426875
and inserted with the IMG button above is this:
avatar.php


If the image on your hard drive is bigger then 102 kb either shrink it and then post or go to uploadit.org and upload it there, then copy the link that it gives you for the image and then use the option 2 I described above to link to it that way.

Clear as mud.
 
ok well thats what happened the cop just went boooooom!and it was all funny:lol:
 

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One time in VC i hijacked this guy's car and he said: " I just got a BJ in this thing! " :lol:
 
Originally posted by Acidman
You didn't need to bring back this thread.
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And you didn't need to bump it by responding yourself. :)


KM.
 
Once, in vice, i was just cruzing along downtown in my pimp perenial. shooting pedestrians and motorists. i decided to shoot @ an orange PCJ which sped off and out ran me...........i took a few turns and, a couple minutes later, stoped to get my dog away from the screen, when if it wasnt my old friend on the orange PCJ comes flying down the road, only to be stoped by my Pimp, yet heavy, perenial.
He then goes Motorcross style and pulled a fat 'superman', w/out the bike...... i laughed....and then, luaghed some more.

Although technically i caused him to run away in the first place, i doubt it was the same exact person. just a councidence...
 
Originally posted by Acidman
You didn't need to bring back this thread.
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And whats wrong with bringing back a thread? :rolleyes:
 
Well when you say something like this:

One time in VC i hijacked this guy's car and he said: " I just got a BJ in this thing! "
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It's really just not worth it.
 
yes i must agree it hadnt had a post in 30 days i dont see a point in posting in this anymore
 
Originally posted by Acidman
Well when you say something like this:



It's really just not worth it.
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I wonder what would happen if your copy of VC blew up................................. :D ;)
 
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