Funniest Events you’ve Seen Happen

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Muhahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: We officially have a new king of VC: Tommy Vercetti! :D
 
This happened outside the police station, I accidentaly punched a grandma and she came back after me so I ran to see if she could catch up so i stopped to tease her and she took a swing at me but she hit a cop so the cop went after her and a fistfight was in progress and more cops started to beat her up and I joined in and i kicked her once and got a $8o good citizen bonus so by the time she died there was like 5 cops at her. that looked funny, it kinda shows the way the community is gowing, 5 cops beating up a granny. SHAMELESS!
 
Seeing two police motorcycles crash into each other and both fall down of the motorcycle and then I noticed that the polices took each others mototrcycles :dunce:
 
I walked up to a Police Ranger and tried to jack it. I pulled the policeman out and went to drive off and he reached back in and pulled me out and drove off, not caring at all that I had commited a crime just wanting to keep his car.

Also. the first time I was driving up Mt Chiliad a Nevada crashed into the mountain right in front of me, suprised the hell out of me.
 
Some time ago I took Katie out on a date. It was a driving date and I was already on the way back to her place, when I noticed the glare of a snapshot near the tram station. So I got out, took the shot, then before getting back in the car Katie happened to be right in front of me so I thought 'ah, what the heck?' and decided to have CJ kiss her, so the mini-cutscene started playing, and just as their lips were going to meet, a tram ran over them. :lol: I knew they were standing on the tracks, but I never thought a tram would be coming around that soon.

I heard Katie scream like she had gotten killed, but she was alive after all. I couldn't stop laughing afterwards, I mean the timing was just perfect.
 
:lol: LMAO, that's just beautiful! Haha!

Blake
 
I think the funniest thing i have ever seen would be this one time when I was over at Jefferson's place (ND4SPD) and he was in the middle of a 5 star police chase, and he was just turning down the street with The Greasy Chopper and The Bike Emporium on it, and the split second he happened to look backwards, we both saw an FBI rancher fly out of nowhere and drive up the wall along the curve with 3 right below it! It was so fast and random, it was just hilarious. And then there was one time, I was speeding along on a PCJ as fast as I could and I was weaving in and out of traffic along Ocean Beach when the CPU/AI had a taxi make one of those turn-on-a-dime turns and wack me into the air and Tommy landed on the roof of a building somewhere. And then to top it off, I tried to walk of the edge but the programmers missed a spot in the framework and he fell through the roof and was stuck inside the building with inside-out walls! Man it was weird.
 
When I was doing the missions for Catalina, we were chasing the guys on the ATV when I hit a boulder. When CJ and Catalina fell off, Catalina got up and said "Where the **** did it go?!"
 
I unintentionally shot down an airplane during a gunfight against some Ballas gangsters. The plane crashed and exploded on the street some twenty yards in front of me, destroying 2 cars and killing the half a dozen gangsters I was fighting against.
 
It was the first time that I had rented vc and a few minutes into it and I happen to be walking along the sidewalk just looking at the different people and seeing what they do when all of a sudden, I saw a pimp! I remember saying to my friend, "Hey look!! A pimp!!" A second later, he got run over by a truck. lolol Iy was so funny because it was unexpected. 👍
 
flat-out
I unintentionally shot down an airplane during a gunfight against some Ballas gangsters. The plane crashed and exploded on the street some twenty yards in front of me, destroying 2 cars and killing the half a dozen gangsters I was fighting against.
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Planes actually randomnly fall out of the sky on odd occasions. I doubt you shot it down, unless you had a Rocket Launcher and fired a very accurate shot, but it would've fallen out of the sky randomnly. Still, very funny.

I had a similar thing happen. I'd just done up a nice car. Expensive, took a bit of work to get the money up (fairly early in the game, spent a lot of money), and I was driving traffic speed, trying hard to drive normal and not damage it or hit anything. Just before my driveway at Windy Windy Road, a plane blew up next to me and exploded the car, killing me. :grumpy:
 
Jimmy Enslashay
Planes actually randomnly fall out of the sky on odd occasions. I doubt you shot it down, unless you had a Rocket Launcher and fired a very accurate shot, but it would've fallen out of the sky randomnly. Still, very funny.
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At first I thought that the plane crash had nothing to do with the gunfight, but later in my stats I saw : Planes : 1, which made me think I had unintentionnally shot it down.
Weird thing anyway.
 
i funny thing i saw was flying along the freeway with 4 stars on a BF-400 heading to LV (i was halfway between LV and garver bridge) and as i was heading over a bridge when a swat fan came from the other direction turned and just missed me taking out a FBI rancher, i looked back to see it get T-Boned off the bridge as it flew 10meters in the air and landed in the ocean. lol its soo fun avoiding cop cars on 4 and 5 stars going flat out on a motobike.
 
I find, quite often in fact, that i have two police cars after me at once. Trouble is, neither of them want each other to chase me, so they are driving along the road, locked onto eachother, trying to knock eachother out of the way. One time, one police car was chasing me, and another pulled out of a road next to me, and hit the cop chasing me . The cop chasing me was flipped over, t-boned into a ditch, with the other cop following him in! :lol:
 
I was taking over a territory and was up to the 3rd wave. While I was waiting for them to show up, i was searching for some armor. Right as I got the armor, the entire 3rd wave spawned within 10 feet of me. I was dead in a half second
 
When I was playing VC I was trying to get all the Unique Jumps. I was doing one of the ones across the river on a PCJ, and I went up right at the edge of the ramp. I hit a fence or somethig that was at the edge of the ramp and came flying off my bike. The game had already registered that I was doing a Unique Jump before I came off so I got a slo mo cinematic view of TV flying over the river, arms flailing, and landing on the other side!
 
Not funny as much as odd.

I have armax cheat disk.
One day, i put on extra low gravity, hyper speed, and no damage.
I was messing around, and decided to spawn a tank.
I kept firing in the same direction, and ended up flying around, up and down the sky. When i did eventually decide to land, i landed just left of the cranberry station, near the wang motors garage. When i did hit the ground, it suddenly changed view to landing on water (i had drive on water cheat on too) underneath an intersection near mount chilliad. I got out of my tank, and i got stuck floating on the water.
It was really weird! I even videoed it to prove it to people. I am happy to post screenshots, or snaps of the video, although they may be a bit big - a 2 minute video is like 120mb because i took it with a mini dv camcorder.
 
In two player mode, my friend was driving a truck up Mt Chiliad and I was standing in the box. My friend, being the jackass he is, speed up and purposely rammed into the railing and sent me flying over the edge.

Another time, I just finished doing that misson for Catalina where you chase the guys on ATV, It took me forever because I realized that Catalina was a ****ty shooter and I had to help. But on the way back, I took a bridge without realizing it had no middle and was a ramp. We crashed and went flying way ahead. I was like " good, Catalina's still alive", then the ATV rolled over her and killed her.

Another time on top of Mt Chiliad on two player mode, my friend and I decided to fly the ramp in a rancher. In mid air my friend jumped out. And the screen zoom way out. I said "why did you jump out, you would have been much safer in the truck". Two seconds after I said that the car blew up, with me still in it.

Another time, my friend wanted to recruit some gang members, he went up to some guys, who he didn't realize were balla's, and target one of them, they all took out guns and started shooting him, luckily he got away.

Another time, while drive up Mt Chiliad in two player, my friend accidently drove off the road and we fell down the side and landed some where. He was putting in a cheat, and while pressing buttons, he managed to place a bomb on me! I was thinking " Ok, i'm safe along as he doesn't denoated it. But Being who he is, you can guess what he did.
 
flat-out
I unintentionally shot down an airplane during a gunfight against some Ballas gangsters. The plane crashed and exploded on the street some twenty yards in front of me, destroying 2 cars and killing the half a dozen gangsters I was fighting against.
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That sounds pretty cool. 👍
 
I just love when you hit someone with your bike and instead of them getting run over they fly into the air and land 5 seconds later.
 
I hate when you're speeding down some street and dodge everything, but the one thing you manage to hit is a cop.
 
I don't care if it's an old thread,it's awesome.

Here are my accounts:

GTA:SA-

Once I was cruising around with my gang members in my Sentinel and out of nowhere a car full of Ballaz drives up beside us and starts shooting us so I swerve into the opposite lane on the highway.Little did I know they would follow me.The chase lasted about 10 more seconds and then,out of the blue,a speeding semi tractor wipes them out of sight (this looked effin' hilarious looking to the side).

Another time I was just driving around in my Banshee driving normal with the traffic stopping at all of the lights and all of the sudden a cop comes up to my car,jacks it,and proceeds to smash every car in sight (literally).After I had proceeded to get in another parked car,the Banshee blew up and the cop came over and jacked me again.After this I got pissed off and proceeded to shoot him in the head.His head popped off instantly.After his head came off,he proceeded in getting out of the car and arresting me...with no head.


My final account was when I was coming down the freeway by Mullholland Intersection and there was a station wagon in front of me.I was preparing to pass the station wagon when a speeding semi tractor flies off of the on-ramp,t-boning the station wagon sending it off of the edge of the freeway onto the parking lot below on it's top.
 
Its good to post on old threads. This is a GT forum but its nice to also talk about GTA too.
 
OK this isnt the funniest thing thats happened in SA but made me laugh.
There is a pedestrian on the streets that wears an orange and black tracksuit and wears a black sun hat. hes mostly seen around the Grove.
Anyway i beat this hoe up for fun and you know when they die people come running up to see, the guy i described above ran up to the dead hoe and said ''Is you hurt?'' :lol: :lol:
He also says stuff like ''I smoke cus it gives me knowledge''
I love this guy!

HeHe. Here he is(he wouldnt stand still for the camera!!)

EDIT: he also says: ''Your like my a**hole, always holding up sh**'' :lol:
 

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I agree with Slick Rick`s last post, that particlular pedestrian ( & alot of other ones too) say some hilarious crap. I recently got a kick out of beating down people with a dildo. :sly:
 
Has anyone seen the epicode of simpsons where Homer bails out of a car while going downhill and then rolls back in??
Anyway i was driving my car and i came to a mission so i bailed and i dont know how the hell this happened because CJ's meant to roll away from the vehicle but the car carried on rolling until it hit a building and somehow just befor the car came to a stop, CJ done some next roll and rolled under the car...............and then died a slow death :D
 
Never bail when too close to a wall. You will roll into the wall, the car will roll onto you, and you will die.
This has happened to me twice now. :(

I've seen parades of 4 motorcycles all driven by the same ped model, once PCJs and once Freeways. Both times it was the black guy with the grey and white hoodie, he seems to be pretty common.
Another time I loaded a game in grove street and walked out looking for a car. The game spawned nothing but Greenwoods for 4 blocks.
 
One time I loaded up my game and went outside, next to my garage which opened up. I forget what I was doing, I might have been putting in cheats, anyways I was looking in the other directing. My friend was like "I think some one is stealing your car". I turned to see my modded tursimo peeling out into the wall. I said "what a dumbass". As soon as I said that he backed up and level out with the road. I walked up to take the car back when suddenly I saw the blue flame coming out of the exhaust pipe. The car disappeared around the cornor.

Gave my girlfriend a dildo and she liked it.
 
Ya know the ped that wears a brown, longsleeved pullover shirt that`s always a smartass? I once (& one time only) heard him say "I slept with a Scotsman last night".:sick: Hilarious yet disturbing.
 
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