This put it into perspective. The pictures didn't click right in my head. I wouldn't think of those as pairs. Maybe an image of a Pear would've helped.
Not to mention that you can clearly see he's holding the dull side of the knife to his wrist. And as they say, "Remember, kids - it's down the road, not across the street."
I'm not sure what's better, the pics or the people not getting them.
