Funny Pic Thread. (Episode VI: Return of the Laugh)

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Mods seriously gotta lighten up on the language rule when it comes to off topic, most other forums im apart of dont mind colourful language in the off-topic/spam sections.

Show us where the AUP makes an exception to the rules for the off topic section of GTP. Members seriously need to heed the AUP at all times. GTPlanet <> other forums.

This.

We don't need to do anything, Type S Tony. You, however, need to stick to the rules you agreed to before you signed up to this site. If you don't like the rules you shouldn't have agreed to them and you are free to leave any time you wish.

Furthermore, we don't have a "spam" section.
 
Is it wrong that I've done this?
Every time I start my car a Prius dies from exhaustion.

Speaking of which...

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Do pigs shed their skin before rolling in their filth and then put it back on when finished? Not sure what the outside of the pig has to do with all the goodies on the inside.

It's mostly that they are more comfortable to eat with their own filth compared to other animals that makes me gag a bit.

Then again, alot of mass farmed animals are fed things that I would rather not know about.

Anyway, that caricature of that lil...err...somewhat little girl as jabba the hut was a bit mean if it were real, but I ended up chuckling anyway.:)
 
I dunno, when I think of pork I think of bacon...and subsequently baconators. And Epic Meal Time.
 
Yeah, good catch, Owen. :lol:

Anyway, just as a heads up: If you post videos in here they'll probably just be deleted. They'll be moved to the videos threads, but since they're probably reposts anyway they'll just be deleted. Same goes for trollface pics.
 
Two points before I begin:


1) I think a reminder is in order that we have a thread dedicated to lolcats.

2) Anyone remember the unofficial rule that you can't complain or call a repost unless you post a funny in the same post? Yeah, those were good times.

It's mostly that they are more comfortable to eat with their own filth compared to other animals that makes me gag a bit.
So, you find that the Pulp Fiction description of pigs is accurate? I had an uncle that raised hogs, and was an active member of the Kentucky Pork Producers. I can tell you from experience that pigs are very clean animals, more-so than dogs, and would prefer to remain clean, however they are unable to sweat properly and thus need to find a way to cool off. They use water or mud to do this, not their own filth. However, a cramped farming environment will cause the mud and the filth to become mixed. Does the pig then wallow in the filth mud mixture, yes, but not because it loves the way its filth feels. It is a matter of life or death, via heat stroke.

Tell me, if you had a choice between smearing poo on your skin or dying a very painful death which would you choose?

http://www.depts.ttu.edu/porkindustryinstitute/research/MANAGING HEAT STRESS IN OUTDOOR PIGS.htm
The sparse hair coat facilitates heat loss from the skin surface of the pig since the pig&#8217;s skin is open, unimpeded by hair, to evaporate water. The trouble is, the pig does not have functional sweat glands on its skin.

The pig has a form of sweat gland on its skin, but they do not work. The pig can lose a small amount of water, and thus heat, through passive diffusion through the skin &#8211; but not much. So instead of sweating, the pig uses behavioral thermoregulation to cool itself. Behavioral thermoregulation is actually a more powerful mode of heat loss than is sweating &#8211; and the pig does not become dehydrated. Behavioral thermoregulation is an effective means of cooling as long as the animal has access to cool substrate.

Sows in fact prefer a cool surface to lay on (Bull et al., 1997). They actually preferred conductive cooling to other forms of cooling (water or cool air). Thus the domestic pig seeks cool surfaces and would be comforted by cool surfaces both by reducing heat gain (by exposing their body surface to cool rather than warm surfaces) and by the cooling effect of the water and mud.

And your point on other farm animals is very accurate. Chickens in cages barely have room to move, same for rabbits. Cows stand in their own filth if not at pasture. Do you like shellfish? And dogs eat their own poo.

Truth is that pigs are like you and me when it comes to cleanliness (well, me I don't know your personal hygiene) more than the pets we allow in our homes. They are so close to us in fact that I once had a valve from a pig in my heart. They are very much like us, well, with one very important exception:

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And that concludes the PhD on pigs :lol:! I didnt knew about that (pigs survival technic), or at least i never thought of that in that way! Its logical :)! So how can that "problem" be solved? Better monotoring?! Or it isnt considered a problem? I just dont like the ideia of animals we eat bathing them selfs in a mixture of poo and mud... And that surely must bring some health issues to humans right? Im talking about the meat quality!



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And that concludes the PhD on pigs :lol:! I didnt knew about that (pigs survival technic), or at least i never thought of that in that way! Its logical :)! So how can that "problem" be solved? Better monotoring?! Or it isnt considered a problem? I just dont like the ideia of animals we eat bathing them selfs in a mixture of poo and mud... And that surely must bring some health issues to humans right? Im talking about the meat quality!
The same bacteria that can cause a problem is found in your own body, just that your intestines are strong enough to keep it contained safely. It causes major issues in your stomach however. But it must be in the meat to be a problem. If your meat is not ground up then rinse and cook it thoroughly enough to cook the outside properly and internal temp is 160*(F) or above. Ground meat can be more problematic, but cook it through and you will be fine. Beef you can even get away with some pink so long as it exceeded safe cooking temperatures.

Truth be told, you have a greater risk of problems from the organs being accidentally hit in the butchering process than you do from anything they get on their skin. As someone who changes diapers regularly, I can tell you that poo on skin does nothing to you underneath.

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See how this works people?
 
I had to really pause and think before I figured it out.
 
Thanks for clearing that up Foolkiller! I forgot to ask about the cooking temperatures...




What am I missing about the fish and the cat?

Enormous fish - cat overwhelmed (expression in his eyes saying: OMG!!)
Flowers bloom better in prison?
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I had to really pause and think before I figured it out.

You guys are kidding right?!





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I didn't see the funny video thread, but still...who cares?

Really?! Nah... Serious?! :lol:
 
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In the fish and cat picture... isn't that an actual catfish? :odd: :lol: Oh My God its a carp!! :eek: A HUGE CARP!!!! :eek: Randy
 
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