I will never be able to watch Episode V the same way again.
I imagine it will go something like this...
Darth: "Obi Wan never told you what happened to your father."
Luke: "He told me you killed him."
Darth: "No. Luke, I am your father."
Me: "hahahahahahahahahahahaahahhahahha!"
Friends: "Dude, WTF?"
It's not the east or the west side.
No it's not.
It's not the north or the south side.
No it's not.
It's the Dark side.
You are correct.
Get in front of the Empire! To All you vader haters out there we'll blow your planet up!
What is thy bidding my master.
It's a disaster Skywalker we're after.
But if he could be turned to the dark side...
Yes, hed be a powerful ally, another dark jedi.
He will join us or die.
We got deathstar (DeathStar)
We got deathstar (DeathStar)
And you know that we've got it(DeathStar)
And you know that we've got it(DeathStar)
(Owen)
Luke, get your ass over here right now! Quit pokin around with that damned landspeeder! Where those two droids I asked you to clean, boy! Did you clean your room!
(Luke)
Uncle Owen, I know I'm on probation.
I clean the droids can i go to the Hatchi Station?
I gotta lay away on the power converter
but now your treating me like a scruffy nerf herder.
(Obi-Wan Kenobi)
Luke use the force and run, run to Dagobah, run to Dagobah.
Luke use the force and run, run to Dagobah, run to Dagobah.
(Yoda)
I'm Yoda I'm a solda,
I'll mold ya then fold ya
I thought I told you dont be unwise
judge me not by my size
you wont believe your eyes
watch the X-wings rise.
(Luke)
Yoda, why you be a playa-hata you know I must still confront Lord Vader.
(Yoda)
But Luke not ready you are.
(Luke)
But there's a city in the clouds where theyre keepin' my crew a jedi's gotta do what a jedi's gotta do so now Vader I'm comin' for you.
Yeah that's right R2, I just set a new course, were going to cloud city
Ahh. This mighty good gin and tonic, would ya mix me up another.
(Vader)
Impressive, now release your anger. You must have sensed your friends are in danger.
(Luke)
Oooh! Whyd you slice off my hand!
(Vader)
It's imperative that you understand,
Obi-Wan would never bother
tell the truth about your father.
(Luke)
He told me enough! he told me you killed him!
(Vader)
Then theres something I must reveal then.
I'm ya father.
I'm ya father.
I'm ya father.
(Han Solo)
Knock him out the box Luke, knock him out
Knock him out the box Luke, knock him out
and 
yes
