Funny Pic Thread VII - No swearing. No sex. No complaining. (READ FIRST POST)

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Mr. S
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If I see one more person call Jesus a "zombie", I'm going to scream and puke at the same time. A lot of people obviously have no clue what a zombie is.

Ponies are believe in a god, therefore you are an atheist, therefore you should retract your statement ;)

A cartoon which is so far from real life you'd need a hyperdrive to get from here to there is somehow relevant to religion in real life.

And my posterior is a detailed scale model of the faces on Mount Rushmore.
 
Don't click on this then.

Incidentally isn't a zombie simply a corpse that has come back to life? And imaginary?



Ah yes, the invokation of "magic" for the lack of understanding behind the physics involved and "reason" for the reasonless. And of "belief" for a word that means "absence of belief".
 
I was under the impression that a zombie was a corpse that had been reanimated but was not technically alive. If your definition is correct, someone I (vaguely) know is a zombie because they were dead for just a few seconds during an operation. Yet they're fully alive & functioning... your point is invalid.
 
Oh well, that must make it completely correct then.

Never mind people, as you were.

Maybe 'cause that's the only kind of zombie you ever see. If someone was declared dead for some reason, but was somehow brought back hours to days later, was in full health, not decaying, had a pulse, was a functioning and reasoning human being again, would he still be called a zombie?

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Don't panic, it's not a horse of any kind.

I knew that & a horse is fine anyway as long as it's not from a certain detestable cartoon.
 
Don't we have a thread for debating God and/or religion? Am I also right in thinking this isn't said thread?
 
Don't we have a thread for debating God and/or religion? Am I also right in thinking this isn't said thread?

I think we're discussing zombies now...

I know.

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Maybe 'cause that's the only kind of zombie you ever see.

I've never seen one. Largely because they're mythical/imaginary - though there are animals that have been dubbed "zombies" due to similar behaviour caused by parasites.

If someone was declared dead for some reason, but was somehow brought back hours to days later, was in full health, not decaying, had a pulse, was a functioning and reasoning human being again, would he still be called a zombie?

Reality or imaginary?

I knew that & a horse is fine anyway as long as it's not from a certain detestable cartoon.

It doesn't matter where it's from. This is the Funny Pic Thread. For, you know, pictures. That are funny.

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I've never seen one. Largely because they're mythical/imaginary - though there are animals that have been dubbed "zombies" due to similar behaviour caused by parasites.

You know what I meant. Why else would they be called "undead" instead of "alive"?

Reality or imaginary?

Reality. Suppose scientists figured out a way to revive someone after a botched operation, giving them back their life, their mind, their vitality. Would that person be classified as a zombie?

As for the landing pic, I can go one better.

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Magic Woody Allen zombie superman komododragon Jesus.

He is so good, but needs to stop wearing make up. :lol:
 
Well, someone had to respond to all the Christian-bashing going on in here. Is that like the new fad around the internet or something?

New? Science has been around for years. With his good friend evidence. ;)
 
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