Funny Stories

[whitez]

got any?

 

[1X83Z]

No.

 

[SandStorm]

no

 

[sn00pie]

No.

 

[Concept]

I just farted.

 

[TVRKing]

lol

 

[The Porko]

 

[TVRKing]

A man walks into a bar, and says ouch.

 

[The Porko]

two man walk into a bar and 1 ducks.

 

[TVRKing]

Hehehe...

 

[sn00pie]

... (postwhoring)

 

[W_conneely]

a man was killed when he was trying to shake a coke out of the machine and it fell on him....

ok thats not funny but i had a go...

 

[troy]

yes

 

[W_conneely]

sorry about that.. *slowly leave room*

 

[Concept]

What do you call a guy who has a pot on his head? A pot head.

 

[W_conneely]

what do you call a man with a box on his head


an idiot Duh!!

 

[W_conneely]

wow..

makes you wonder if anyoneon here has a sense of humor

 

[TVRKing]

Did you hear about the Blonde shop lifter?

Found dead under a supermaket.

 

[Concept]

I just realized people this thread is for funny stories...no jokes. :blush:

 

[troy]

umm...this is part of CKY3 (a long jackass type thing uncensored)

first it shows a clip of one of those stand up comedians and he says "...just one of those things you dont see. I mean you never see a guy running at full speed taking a ****..."

Then it goes over to one of the jackass guys. And he's running naked at full speed and he starts to dump, he has the squirts too! It's nasty. It gets everywhere.

Sorry, we needed a lively story.

 

[whitez]

ewwwwwwwwwwwww......thx for sharing

 

[whitez]

BTW, i thought this thread was dead

 

[1X83Z]

Yes, it was until I saw that it was posted like when I joined and had zero replies and only ten views. So I decided to see what could become of it.

 

[whitez]

ok

 

[SandStorm]

Hey, W_conneely, we all have a sense of humour. . .just a twisted one! hehe. . .
Hey, I got a funny story: Klostrophobic stops post-whoring!

 

[W_conneely]

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!

 

[SandStorm]

Like that, did ya?

 

[Ryan2]

if you want a funny story, go to the comedy corner and check out the "your a jackass" story..pure gold

 

[whitez]

ok