Cnn.com:
With a big ass smile 'n her daughter by her siiiiide, Martha Stewart be like gravy-bye early today da West Virginia da cage where brizzle has been confined since last fall." Stewart is now crib at her estate in Bedford, New York, where brizzle will be under house arrest fo' five months n' ****. The 63-year-old Stewart wuz convicted of lying investigators 'bout a personal stock sale, know what I'm sayin'?