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So all of the girls and all of the guys in my tent family at camp two years were in the guys tent. We were all making sick jokes about sex and such and then it happened. Someone stepped on a conditioner bottle and this white gunk shoots across the room and onto a sleeping bag...ROTFL!!!!!!:lol:
 
Bla bla bla.

Sn00pie 2002 (1:03:07): Yes you are, and I too am brilliant. And you know it. So shove it!
DougDeMuro (1:03:40): Haha.
DougDeMuro (1:06:20): God I spend too much time online and less time on phone.
Sn00pie 2002 (1:07:39): God.
DougDeMuro (1:07:54): It's your fault for getting me thinking about this girl.
Sn00pie 2002 (1:08:11): It's your fault for wanting to have sex with your ex- Potter.
DougDeMuro (1:08:23): I never said I wanted to have sex with her!!!
Sn00pie 2002 (1:08:28): But you do.
DougDeMuro (1:08:38): Yeah, but that's pretty off the point.
Sn00pie 2002 (1:09:01): It's right ON the point. ****. It's NAILING the point!
DougDeMuro (1:09:11): Fine, maybe it is. So what
Sn00pie 2002 (1:09:16): ?
DougDeMuro (1:09:20): ? That doesn't mean anything's going to happen
DougDeMuro (1:09:27): She had a high moral standard, I SAID.
Sn00pie 2002 (1:09:28): It doesn't?
Sn00pie 2002 (1:10:22): High moral standard? You have two fast cars, that's pretty much up there with any woman's freakin' moral standard.
DougDeMuro (1:10:22): No!
DougDeMuro (1:10:29): She's MORAL!
Sn00pie 2002 (1:10:37): MORAL means NOTHING.
DougDeMuro (1:10:40): You clearly don't know enough moral women.
DougDeMuro (1:10:43): It did in 1997!
Sn00pie 2002 (1:10:46): In fact, I know none.
DougDeMuro (1:10:54): Exactly.
Sn00pie 2002 (1:11:08): IN FACT, I don't think I'm even OPEN to moral women!
Sn00pie 2002 (1:11:15): Unless.
DougDeMuro (1:11:15): I didn't think I was.
Sn00pie 2002 (1:11:16): Well.
Sn00pie 2002 (1:11:21): Unless they're hot, of course.
DougDeMuro (1:11:35): Exactly.
 
Originally posted by sn00pie
Bla bla bla.

Sn00pie 2002 (1:03:07): Yes you are, and I too am brilliant. And you know it. So shove it!
DougDeMuro (1:03:40): Haha.
DougDeMuro (1:06:20): God I spend too much time online and less time on phone.
Sn00pie 2002 (1:07:39): God.
DougDeMuro (1:07:54): It's your fault for getting me thinking about this girl.
Sn00pie 2002 (1:08:11): It's your fault for wanting to have sex with your ex- Potter.
DougDeMuro (1:08:23): I never said I wanted to have sex with her!!!
Sn00pie 2002 (1:08:28): But you do.
DougDeMuro (1:08:38): Yeah, but that's pretty off the point.
Sn00pie 2002 (1:09:01): It's right ON the point. ****. It's NAILING the point!
DougDeMuro (1:09:11): Fine, maybe it is. So what
Sn00pie 2002 (1:09:16): ?
DougDeMuro (1:09:20): ? That doesn't mean anything's going to happen
DougDeMuro (1:09:27): She had a high moral standard, I SAID.
Sn00pie 2002 (1:09:28): It doesn't?
Sn00pie 2002 (1:10:22): High moral standard? You have two fast cars, that's pretty much up there with any woman's freakin' moral standard.
DougDeMuro (1:10:22): No!
DougDeMuro (1:10:29): She's MORAL!
Sn00pie 2002 (1:10:37): MORAL means NOTHING.
DougDeMuro (1:10:40): You clearly don't know enough moral women.
DougDeMuro (1:10:43): It did in 1997!
Sn00pie 2002 (1:10:46): In fact, I know none.
DougDeMuro (1:10:54): Exactly.
Sn00pie 2002 (1:11:08): IN FACT, I don't think I'm even OPEN to moral women!
Sn00pie 2002 (1:11:15): Unless.
DougDeMuro (1:11:15): I didn't think I was.
Sn00pie 2002 (1:11:16): Well.
Sn00pie 2002 (1:11:21): Unless they're hot, of course.
DougDeMuro (1:11:35): Exactly.
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Oh...My...God....!!!!!!*Snort*!!!:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
 
Originally posted by TarnishedAngel5
Oh...My...God....!!!!!!*Snort*!!!:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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You think this is funny?! I'm just going to let the other members direct you to the REALLY good Doug VS Chris antics...
 
Originally posted by sn00pie
You think this is funny?! I'm just going to let the other members direct you to the REALLY good Doug VS Chris antics...
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Please...

For mankind's sake, don't post anymore of those "conversations".
 
Originally posted by sn00pie
Bla bla bla.

Sn00pie 2002 (1:03:07): Yes you are, and I too am brilliant. And you know it. So shove it!
DougDeMuro (1:03:40): Haha.
DougDeMuro (1:06:20): God I spend too much time online and less time on phone.
Sn00pie 2002 (1:07:39): God.
DougDeMuro (1:07:54): It's your fault for getting me thinking about this girl.
Sn00pie 2002 (1:08:11): It's your fault for wanting to have sex with your ex- Potter.
DougDeMuro (1:08:23): I never said I wanted to have sex with her!!!
Sn00pie 2002 (1:08:28): But you do.
DougDeMuro (1:08:38): Yeah, but that's pretty off the point.
Sn00pie 2002 (1:09:01): It's right ON the point. ****. It's NAILING the point!
DougDeMuro (1:09:11): Fine, maybe it is. So what
Sn00pie 2002 (1:09:16): ?
DougDeMuro (1:09:20): ? That doesn't mean anything's going to happen
DougDeMuro (1:09:27): She had a high moral standard, I SAID.
Sn00pie 2002 (1:09:28): It doesn't?
Sn00pie 2002 (1:10:22): High moral standard? You have two fast cars, that's pretty much up there with any woman's freakin' moral standard.
DougDeMuro (1:10:22): No!
DougDeMuro (1:10:29): She's MORAL!
Sn00pie 2002 (1:10:37): MORAL means NOTHING.
DougDeMuro (1:10:40): You clearly don't know enough moral women.
DougDeMuro (1:10:43): It did in 1997!
Sn00pie 2002 (1:10:46): In fact, I know none.
DougDeMuro (1:10:54): Exactly.
Sn00pie 2002 (1:11:08): IN FACT, I don't think I'm even OPEN to moral women!
Sn00pie 2002 (1:11:15): Unless.
DougDeMuro (1:11:15): I didn't think I was.
Sn00pie 2002 (1:11:16): Well.
Sn00pie 2002 (1:11:21): Unless they're hot, of course.
DougDeMuro (1:11:35): Exactly.
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so who is this guy?
 
o...k...
It seems like one of those stories that must've been pants-wettingly funny (no pun intended) at the time, but because it was told without the detail, it wasn't that funny, sorry...
 
DougDeMuro (1:22:34): Well, not in the back of the Evo for Christ's sake.
Sn00pie 2002 (1:22:43): My sake?
Sn00pie 2002 (1:22:49): Cool.
Sn00pie 2002 (1:23:00): Where else? Your swamp?
DougDeMuro (1:23:07): :rolleyes:
DougDeMuro (1:23:32): No. Freak.
Sn00pie 2002 (1:24:26): It has a a name?
Sn00pie 2002 (1:24:33): Skip that second a.
Sn00pie 2002 (1:24:36): Or the first.
DougDeMuro (1:24:37): 'It?'
Sn00pie 2002 (1:24:47): Whatever floats your boat.
DougDeMuro (1:24:49): (Two a's - in the spirit of a true Hollander)
DougDeMuro (1:24:54): What is it?!
Sn00pie 2002 (1:25:00): See, now that's NEARLY funny!
DougDeMuro (1:25:07): :rolleyes:
Sn00pie 2002 (1:25:13): Your swamp is it, that's what IT is.
DougDeMuro (1:25:28): No. Nobody's having sex in the pool.,
Sn00pie 2002 (1:25:38): Swamp.
Sn00pie 2002 (1:25:44): You have a swamp.
Sn00pie 2002 (1:25:46): Not pool.
Sn00pie 2002 (1:25:48): Swamp.
Sn00pie 2002 (1:25:55): Say it with me: SWAMP.
DougDeMuro (1:25:58): WHATEVER.
DougDeMuro (1:26:08): The point is, it's not happening.
Sn00pie 2002 (1:26:35): Not in the swamp, yeah, I got that part.
 
Originally posted by TarnishedAngel5
so who is this guy?
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Some guy who doesn't clean his pool, instead he drives around his fast cars and dates ex- Potters.
 
In the odd interest of expressing my insanity, I admit to having had created a perverted parody of the Conan the Adventurer Cartoon. I'd tell stories to some of my brothers. They'd laugh. You all would roll your eyes.

Stopped years ago. I suppose this is not an appropriate place to say this. Oh well.

ps. i dunno show me the money karate, but i'd like to learn aikido someday.
 
happy easter
 

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That's just missing the point.

Everytime a woman masturbates, she finds out it's better than actual sex - which leaves the rest of the world with less sex-hungry (if I may put it that way) women.

Doh.
 
why is the hood scoop so big on a WRX you may ask?? well it's there to help prevent the spread of rabies..
 

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