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[LanEvo]

almost looks like a ferret.

 

[space]

This one time, at band camp...

 

[Vasco]

Ah, that Enrique one was verry funny.

Sn00p & Doug should start their own show. A Convo pasted a week.

 

[Cobraboy]

Originally posted by space
This one time, at band camp...

Now those are funny.

"Today, I think we should play our instruments backwards, it'll be soo funny!!"

 

[TarnishedAngel5]

*sigh* Never trust a guy to do a sensible thing with his own devices...

 

[sn00pie]

You mean:

Originally posted by TarnishedAngel5
*sigh* Never trust a guy

 

[BigJamesGTI]

Originally posted by Josh
Is anybody going to post a funny story?

yeah Josh I got a funny story !! well its a dream actually - I was at my mates house but Busta Rhymes owned it !!! I was in the bathroom in the morning just gettin ready and stuff and he came in with a pink ladyshaver !!! He said here james use this to trim yr beard I do !!!!!!!!
thought it was quite funny myself!!!!!!
busta with a PINK ladyshaver !!!!

 

[Gil]

Originally posted by LanEvo
why is the hood scoop so big on a WRX you may ask?? well it's there to help prevent the spread of rabies..

Hope you have a really good air filter.
Other wise, put a screen on that thing! The windshield will take care of Rocky, the rabid, flyin', try to kick a Scooby's a**, squirrel.

 

[LanEvo]

actually that scoop is for the intercooler

 

[Jpec07]

Hmm, funny story? How's about just a little irony (an Indulgance is basically buying your sins away).
This happened back in the beginning of the Renaissance (1400s).
A robber had just robbed a rich man, and was running down the road when he caught up with a priest.
"Hey Priest" he said "How much will it cost to get an indulgence for the rest of my life?"
"It will cost you all the money you have." replies the priest. And so the robber hands over the money, and the Priest fills out an Indulgence.
The robber recieves the indulgence, and says "Thanks." He then pulls out a knife kills the priest and takes back his money and continues his life of crime, untouchable by the law...

 

[TarnishedAngel5]

Originally posted by sn00pie
You mean:

Oh, right. Thanks for correcting me!

 

[TarnishedAngel5]

Ok, I'll prompt you a little. A girl is hosting a party at her house. All of her friends are there, including her boyfriend. They all decide to get in the hot tub and chat, right? And then her boyfriend wants to cool off in the shower because he's too hot. But then he can't adjust the temperature on it, so she gets in to help him just as she gets out of the shower, HER MOM AND HER MOM'S BOYFRIEND COME IN!!! They totally got the wrong idea.

 

[Gil]

Originally posted by LanEvo
actually that scoop is for the intercooler

That scoop is for the fuel injection/air cleaner.
The intercooler should be mounted in the lower portion of the front air dam. About right behind the license plate...