Well another season in the books and Season 4 is right around the corner so here is a little gem for you guys!
ARL NEWS
Unfortunately Team Mello Yello did not repeat as champions it was not a lack of effort on the teams #2 driver
@TexasJDC he was the backbone of the team while carrying TMY and held them in contention for the championship fight. Sadly the same cannot be said for the teams #1 driver
@Herimopp89 apparently being the #1 driver has yet again went to his head (or forehead for that matter, that sucker is HUGE). Lately tabloids have reported seeing HERI doing some very strange things such as snorting crushed up horse laxatives off of a dead hookers body, offering to wax
@Neutty bald head (while we spell checks every damn thing I ****ing say) for lax money, not to mention
@Nick Cannella caught him getting into nicks milk of magnesia stash and he really needs that stuff he’s old! Rumor has it
@Jw_wk1010 busted him breaking into his midget horse farm and raiding the place for horse laxatives while being alongside
@PApunk924 bc he is an enabler, we really hope PA does not start going down the same path as HERI but only time will tell. Recently
@Herimopp89 was in court answering for a previous conviction; our sources say it was something to do with an incident in season 2 about sexually assaulting a tire in the garage before a race. The judge gave HERI the max sentence he could receive and now TMY has to pay the price for it HERI’s addictions. The sentence he received was he had to have a personal nanny in
@Ryan Kirk bc he can’t control himself around horse laxatives for some strange reason, not to mention also taking him on as the #3 driver for TMY for season 4. We caught up with Tex attending the sentencing and he had this to say “this is BS why do I have to suffer bc HERI can’t kick the habit? Someone should take him out back and beat him with a rubber hose but you have your damn unions now and people like liberal
@Nick Cannella who will whine about it so it looks like I will do my best to carry the team for another season”. Good luck to team mello yello and remember if you or someone you know has an addiction please seek help.