GR.3 Saturday

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Paul Rudabega here. We had finished up all of our weekly interviews, and were wondering where the Bulls and Arrows driver Fullness was, when at 2a.m. we saw him entering the hotel the night before race night! So of course we wrangled him and asked a few questions.

P.R. - Fullness you know this is the evening before the race and you are just now arriving, why is that? Are you that good that you dont need the practice?

Fullness - you dummy, you understand as ive told you dolts before, i have a day job to keep in order to keep this weekend gig going...of course id like to get laps in prior to race day, but sometimes it just isnt feasable. Not to mention those jerks at customs held me up because of a "fragrance" coming from my person and bag. Needless to say, i wont be as comfortable sitting in my seat tomorrow, as they went to EVERY length in order to locate this magical "odor"...

P.R. - so can you expound on that a bit?

Fullness - no, but im clear to race, and lets just say...the tsa fella that "searched" me needs to stop cracking his knuckles so damn much. I couldnt tell if that was his knuckles or his damn wrist! With those bear paws ill tell you he wont be modelling any gloves under the size of sasquatch anytime soon....ever see that video of o.j. trying on a glove in court? Yea that was him trying ME on...i felt like i was auditioning to be a jim henson muppet for god sakes! oh the nightmares ill have from that

P.R. - oh thats disturbing
P.R. - so what happened last week? What are your thoughts about this week as well?

Fullness - last week was a big disappointment. I thought i had the pace for a real strong finish...if nothing else i thought a lobby top 2 was very possible. I got the lead by undercutting and held it thru the 2nd pitstop sequence which i thought i could hold on to until i jacked up the last turn and got damage (yea i had to make a special run with a pallet of metal to Nissan to replace what i used for repairs). I still owe the mechanics a night out for fixing the engine enough to get me back out to finish the race at least. I let down the team with that terrible 7th place division finish, i thought i had the pace for at least an overall podium, and vow to do better this race.

Interlagos has been a track ive done well in, in the past, so ill have to test godzilla out later and see how he likes it. I feel confident even though i havent even taken him out on the track yet. Im also confident team Bulls and Arrows will have some strong finishing results and get back up in the top part of the team standings list.

P.R. - ok well, we will let you catch up on that sleep and get ready for tonight....any final comments before you go?

Fullness - nah thats it...((whispers in ear)...(just happy about the blessing in disguise...SO glad he didnt go elbow deep, or else i probably would be in jail right now...and because he did have giant hands all i have to do is sneeze when i get up to the room and im sure itll just fall out :scared:;):lol:))

P.R. - you are a sick 🤬 F#(%€@

Fullness - thx bruh! Time to bust out that empty roll of t.p. and some tin foil! See you tonight.
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@SydViscus it looks like Cdn_Sweet_Tee and myself are not going to be able to race tonight.
Our internet is out and it’s doubtful we’ll have services restored in time for racing.
@Nick Cannella looks like your going to have to carry the team tonight! Go get em’
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If you need a replacement driver for this evening, I am available??
 
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Nuka-Rad News on the 8s
Tuesday 3/9 8:00am

Roger Podactor: How was last weeks race for you at such a sandy race track?

X11: Well, the track wasnt bad but I had stomach issues as soon as I woke up. I almost had to pull into the pits for a reserve driver a few laps into the race, but by the half way point I was able to find relief.

Roger Podactor: And how did you do that?

X11: Well, I've been reading Tony Stewart's 10 Steps to Relief in a Race Car that he released after his 2004 Watkins Glen win. For years now its helped me to stay competitive while under duress and fool the BoP stewards in prerace tech.

Roger Podactor: Well that sure seemed to work out for you last weekend. By the way, what happened to Neutron? He was nowhere to be found at race time.

X11: He is still in the beginning stages of Tony's book. The young guys these days dont know how to pace themselves. But FREEREVN and I took him out back to the woodshed on Monday. He will be there this weekend I can assure you.

Roger Podactor: Good to know, Have a great race this Saturday. Looking forward to seeing that orange animal back on track.

X11: Well I appreciate that Roger. Say, I hear you've been hanging out with Lois Einhorn... You be careful now... (X11 walks off laughing).

Roger Podactor: Will do...

And that was the last time anyone ever spoke to Roger Podactor...
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Paul Rudabega here. We had finished up all of our weekly interviews, and were wondering where the Bulls and Arrows driver Fullness was, when at 2a.m. we saw him entering the hotel the night before race night! So of course we wrangled him and asked a few questions.

P.R. - Fullness you know this is the evening before the race and you are just now arriving, why is that? Are you that good that you dont need the practice?

Fullness - you dummy, you understand as ive told you dolts before, i have a day job to keep in order to keep this weekend gig going...of course id like to get laps in prior to race day, but sometimes it just isnt feasable. Not to mention those jerks at customs held me up because of a "fragrance" coming from my person and bag. Needless to say, i wont be as comfortable sitting in my seat tomorrow, as they went to EVERY length in order to locate this magical "odor"...

P.R. - so can you expound on that a bit?

Fullness - no, but im clear to race, and lets just say...the tsa fella that "searched" me needs to stop cracking his knuckles so damn much. I couldnt tell if that was his knuckles or his damn wrist! With those bear paws ill tell you he wont be modelling any gloves under the size of sasquatch anytime soon....ever see that video of o.j. trying on a glove in court? Yea that was him trying ME on...i felt like i was auditioning to be a jim henson muppet for god sakes! oh the nightmares ill have from that

P.R. - oh thats disturbing
P.R. - so what happened last week? What are your thoughts about this week as well?

Fullness - last week was a big disappointment. I thought i had the pace for a real strong finish...if nothing else i thought a lobby top 2 was very possible. I got the lead by undercutting and held it thru the 2nd pitstop sequence which i thought i could hold on to until i jacked up the last turn and got damage (yea i had to make a special run with a pallet of metal to Nissan to replace what i used for repairs). I still owe the mechanics a night out for fixing the engine enough to get me back out to finish the race at least. I let down the team with that terrible 7th place division finish, i thought i had the pace for at least an overall podium, and vow to do better this race.

Interlagos has been a track ive done well in, in the past, so ill have to test godzilla out later and see how he likes it. I feel confident even though i havent even taken him out on the track yet. Im also confident team Bulls and Arrows will have some strong finishing results and get back up in the top part of the team standings list.

P.R. - ok well, we will let you catch up on that sleep and get ready for tonight....any final comments before you go?

Fullness - nah thats it...((whispers in ear)...(just happy about the blessing in disguise...SO glad he didnt go elbow deep, or else i probably would be in jail right now...and because he did have giant hands all i have to do is sneeze when i get up to the room and im sure itll just fall out :scared:;):lol:))

P.R. - you are a sick 🤬 F#(%€@

Fullness - thx bruh! Time to bust out that empty roll of t.p. and some tin foil! See you tonight.View attachment 997479
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