GTA Online Thread (Useful Links in OP)

[gtuned]

I notice most people are terrible when they get chased down. Its either people can't drive, or they can't shoot, or they don't have bulletproofs on their car. Or a combination of these things.

Yeah, most just suck at driving and driving and shooting, cause Auto Aim isn't working.

That same idiot with the Buzzard yesterday chased me down in my Stinger, trying to blow it up failed miserbly, even with auto lock cause he couldn't fly, and I could drive.

And that was another reason I rekt him, anyone tries to mess with that Stinger, they get their ass handed to them.

 

[shepzki]

Yeah, most just suck at driving and driving and shooting, cause Auto Aim isn't working.

That same idiot with the Buzzard yesterday chased me down in my Stinger, trying to blow it up failed miserbly, even with auto lock cause he couldn't fly, and I could drive.

And that was another reason I rekt him, anyone tries to mess with that Stinger, they get their ass handed to them.

Buzzard does not have auto lock on enemy players unless they are in a plane/helicopter.

 

[Dan]

Buzzard does not have auto lock on enemy players unless they are in a plane/helicopter.

Well, it will lock onto other players in deathmatches/capture missions.

 

[shepzki]

Well, it will lock onto other players in deathmatches/capture missions.

True, I was just referring to normal free roam but yes it will lock onto anything in DM.

 

[E28]

I actually like to think I'm pretty good at driving and shooting at the same time.

Most people just shoot the sky, then crash into something.

 

[shepzki]

I actually like to think I'm pretty good at driving and shooting at the same time.

Most people just shoot the sky, then crash into something.

I suck at it, I want a car with laser guided missiles on it next DLC just for me. 👍

 

[Dan]

I actually like to think I'm pretty good at driving and shooting at the same time.

Most people just shoot the sky, then crash into something.

Whenever I'm chasing somebody down and shooting, I hit everything except for the person I'm going after.

 

[yabiggoose]

I'm pretty damn good at driving/riding, and shooting out the tyres with the AP pistol.

When the other player doesn't have bullet proof tyres that is.

 

[shepzki]

Not sure if anyone else does this, but it happens to me so often it's uncanny. If, say i'm doing some off road races in the mountains or whatever I swear to god if there is a tree on it's own with nothing else near it I hit the damn tree every time. If I was driving on the salt flats and there was 1 tree there, I would hit it. It's like the tree is a magnet, and i'm the piece of steel that attracts it.

Stupid trees, when I come to power they will be illegal.

 

[Dan]

Can somebody help me online? I need to win 16 races in the Sports class.

 

[Ali]

Can somebody help me online? I need to win 16 races in the Sports class.

I can. Could you possibly help me get few wins too? I need about 37 in total, but any help would be welcome, I hate racing with random people

 

[Sting]

The new money glitch is absolutely glorious. Thanks to @Turbo Lag for encouraging me to finally get round to trying it.

Which one? I feel like I have to try it since everyone else seems to be

 

[gtuned]

Which one? I feel like I have to try it since everyone else seems to be

There's a new one involving every 12 year old's 2 favorite things in GTA.

Adders and Hookers.

 

[E28]

I actually saw a comment in a thread about it on /r/gtaglitches where some guy asked if you have to kill the hooker straight away, or if you can use her services beforehand.

 

[Sage Ages]

Might as well find out if it works.

 

[Katiegan]

So if this glitch still works by the time I get home, do I have to change sexuality to do it?

 

[Sage Ages]

So if this glitch still works by the time I get home, do I have to change sexuality to do it?

No.

 

[Katiegan]

No.

It was supposed to be a joke but thanks for clearing that up anyway.

 

[yabiggoose]

 

[Dan]

I can. Could you possibly help me get few wins too? I need about 37 in total, but any help would be welcome, I hate racing with random people

Send me a friend request. PSN: CallmeDan_

I'm just wandering around Paleto Bay on my BMX. I really like the town.

 

[DurWinning]

Can anyone give me an opinion on the Vapid Blade? I need to see if it's worth the $140,000. Keep in mind I care for 2 things. 1st is the speed. 2nd is the customization options.

 

[gnomefromnome]

Can anyone give me an opinion on the Vapid Blade? I need to see if it's worth the $140,000. Keep in mind I care for 2 things. 1st is the speed. 2nd is the customization options.

It has both.

There's a new one involving every 12 year old's 2 favorite things in GTA.

Adders and Hookers.

I was wondering why a dead hooker fell out of an Adder I don't even own, in my garage wtf

 

[Snorevette]

Can anyone give me an opinion on the Vapid Blade? I need to see if it's worth the $140,000. Keep in mind I care for 2 things. 1st is the speed. 2nd is the customization options.

Try it out offline then see how you like it there.

 

[DurWinning]

Try it out offline then see how you like it there.

Ok thanks.

 

[Nurburgthing.]

See, I can't do that. I'm terrible at killing people in GTA. I can only camp on rooftops and snipe(which is pretty easy), and drive-by/chasing people down with an Ap Pistol or an Uzi.

Try my new technique, it's quite effective and annoys the hell out of many people.

Get into a fight with someone and go into passive mode. Most of the time these people are dumb and will try and shoot you (while I stand there and wave). When they give up and look like they are heading for a car, quickly disable passive mode and shoot them in the back.

Make a run for it and enter passive mode ASAP again. Really really annoys most trolls and makes me guffaw.

Myself and some friends have taken to trolling randoms regularly, we always get attacked so now we attack first.
A friend and I took on about 4 or 5 people the other night and made most of them rage quit. They were coming at us over and over and we kept killing and killing.

At one point I hooked his tank with the C-Bob and we went for a fly. As we flew over the desert near Trevors airfield, some random came out of his garage only to be met with a tank shell fired from the sky. The timing could not have been more perfect.

Ahhh the lolz we had.

 

[Dan]

Special thanks to @Sutuki for helping me out with those races. Finally unlocked the rest of the performance mods for the Sports class as well as another item to use on my car.

I bought a Carbonnizare because I wanted something that looked like the F430 in this music video. Yeah, I know it's tacky as hell. But hey, I love this song and the video.

I was hoping I could do the third person Snapmatic glitch, but it didn't work.

 

[gtuned]

I was hoping I could do the third person Snapmatic glitch, but it didn't work.

They patched it.

God forbid we're actually able to get unique angles with Snapmatic and take actual self portraits instead of... ugh.

Selfies.

 

[Sage Ages]

You can take third-person photos on the couch in the barbershops.

 

[Bhowe83]

Wait, can the female players pick up women of the night in GTA? Do they use the same animations as the male player, because I doubt any female would pay that kind of money for that.

 

[Sage Ages]

http://gtaforums.com/topic/707089-taking-3rd-person-snapmatic-pics/