GTA Online Thread (Useful Links in OP)

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Bhowe83
Wait, can the female players pick up women of the night in GTA? Do they use the same animations as the male player, because I doubt any female would pay that kind of money for that.
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Yes, and somehow, it is the same animations. Either all female characters aren't who they say they are or they like role playing.
 
samurai8juice
I wonder how squeakers will play GTA in five years when GTA VI comes out and they're five years older.....
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Well, they'll probably try to act like the 16-20 year-olds that try to no-scope on Call of Duty. I'm actually glad there is no reticle or way of aiming the sniper rifles without holding down L2. I mean, yeah they can quick-scope, but no-scoping is impossible unless you set up the shot.
 
CallmeDan
Well, they'll probably try to act like the 16-20 year-olds that try to no-scope on Call of Duty. I'm actually glad there is no reticle or way of aiming the sniper rifles without holding down L2. I mean, yeah they can quick-scope, but no-scoping is impossible unless you set up the shot.
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So... this?

WARNING: NSFW LANGUAGE.
 
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....I thought wheels couldn't pop off anymore...?
 
So I tried the money glitch with my Vacca. But somehow, when I try to sell it, it says "Sorry-You can only sell vehicles up to 50000." Is there something wrong? :confused:
 
Which money glitch?

Basically when that happens, it means that you tricked the game into thinking the car you bought was a car off the street somehow. None of the cars you pull off the street will exceed $50,000 in value, meaning the game knows that you're doing a glitch.
 
Custom878
Which money glitch?

Basically when that happens, it means that you tricked the game into thinking the car you bought was a car off the street somehow. None of the cars you pull off the street will exceed $50,000 in value, meaning the game knows that you're doing a glitch.
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The one where you pick a hooker then kill her then bring the car which has the dead hooker into your garage. This is my first time doing a money glitch. So yeah.

EDIT: Never mind, I already made quick cash thanks to the SP2MP glitch.
 
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ibnumgt1
The one where you pick a hooker then kill her then bring the car which has the dead hooker into your garage. This is my first time doing a money glitch. So yeah.

EDIT: Never mind, I already made quick cash thanks to the SP2MP glitch.
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SP2MP glitch has nothing on this one. If you have a new a character, a modded adder, and 2 empty garages,you can make $12+ million in under an hour.
 
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Had a bit of fun with @Custom878 last night. Some morons decided to attack us whilst we were shopping for G & A. I was in passive mode and led one guy up to a roof where I made him jump to his death. Dropped a sticky bomb down on the street and blew up some douche who was flying past in his Zentorno. Custom made some good kills and I sniped a few craniums. I got killed on the roof and went back into passive mode then we went our separate ways.

Then I came across a small convoy heading towards Paleto Bay so I followed, still in passive mode. They went to the police station and each got a cop car, I got out to watch and did the thrust action at one of them. This person chose to run me over but, didn't kill me or leave the area. This was a mistake, 10 seconds later I was out of passive mode holding an RPG.
One well placed rocket and a fast getaway in a buzzard was how I left them.
I messaged the guy and said "that's for running me down". He replied with "who r u", like it matters :lol:.

Shortly after having a fly and collecting a bounty I take a look at the map and the little gang is hiding out at the smaller airfield on the other side of the lake. I fly low and fast and get Lester to hide me. Landed the chopper close without them seeing, jumped out and took 4 or 5 of them down, took 2 kills myself, went into passive mode and swam across the lake.

Murdering pixelated avatars has never been so much fun.
 
I should become a teacher with all the lessons I was teaching people last night.

Someguy wanted me to get in his car, so I did, but then he started causing trouble with super high level players. nothanks.jpg, I don't want any of that. So I got out and went to my Mesa, and he killed me. of course he would.

So I led him on a chase, me in a Merryweather Mesa, him in a Zentorno. Guess who outmaneuvered who?

I eventually stopped and waited for him at the Reservoir, and led him off road to the mountains around it. I climbed them as he failed, which led to him drowning his Zentorno, and was going to give up. But I wanted to prove a point. I watched him through the scope, watched his Zentorno appear and begin to drive off, and that's when I fired 6 shots into the engine of it, so he got out. But because of GTA's draw distance, he didn't show up. Only the car did. So I fired blind when I saw the door close and got a kill.

He then climbed up the hill and tried to snipe me again. And again, he went down. And again.

I sent him a text asking if he learnt his lesson. I look through the scope again and see him aiming at me. Guess not. So there went a 50 cal to his crotch. Which must of pissed him off enough to do a 1v1 deathmatch. He managed to get 1 kill on me, I got 2 on him, and he then abandoned the match. And for that, another 50 cal to his ass this time.

I think he finally understood and drove off not to bother me again.
 
samurai8juice
I may just buy a tank, buzzard, high-end apartment, buy 10 cars then mod them out, then sell them when you're tired of them. 5-8 Million Down the Drain.
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For me it's buy another 10-car apartment, buy all the expensive cars that I wanted and customize them, and then I'd probably spend the rest on blackjack and hookers.
 
Nurburgthing.
Had a bit of fun with @Custom878 last night. Some morons decided to attack us whilst we were shopping for G & A. I was in passive mode and led one guy up to a roof where I made him jump to his death. Dropped a sticky bomb down on the street and blew up some douche who was flying past in his Zentorno. Custom made some good kills and I sniped a few craniums. I got killed on the roof and went back into passive mode then we went our separate ways.
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I managed to get them with a tank while they were at a clothing store. One of them sent a mugger without realizing and I got jacked from the tank, but I still managed to get away and kill them on foot. Then I see them heading toward the helipad. I shot down their helicopter with an RPG just as they tried to fly away. :mischievous:
 

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