GTA Online Thread (Useful Links in OP)

[Doog]

Why do people need so much money?

It's nice to just buy something because you feel like it, without thinking about the financial repercussions.

 

[Sage Ages]

Well true, but millions seems like a bit of overkill.


What exactly do you guys plan to buy? I'm curious.

 

[Dagger311]

Well true, but millions seems like a bit of overkill.


What exactly do you guys plan to buy? I'm curious.

A convertible.

Carbonizzare, Cognoscenti or Rapid GT. I like them all for different reasons.

 

[Doog]

I'm not planning to buy anything. I just like being able to top off all my ammunition, buy a different apartment or buy a new car without having to think too hard about it.

 

[xXKingJoshXx]

Anyone want my $9k bounty?

 

[Dan]

Anyone want my $9k bounty?

Which console?

 

[xXKingJoshXx]

Which console?

PS4

 

[Dan]

PS4

Nevermind.

 

[JR98]

Well true, but millions seems like a bit of overkill.


What exactly do you guys plan to buy? I'm curious.

25 Cars, 6 Planes, a chopper, a 6 wheeled Mercedes, an El Camino monster truck, police immunity and a flashy apartment in Vinewood

You're confusing the Firework Launcher with the Homing Launcher (Stinger).

But the only weapon I remember costing anything above $50K is the Stinger, Firework Launcher was free wasn't it?

PS4

I'll take the bounty

Edit: I have made a few jobs on GTA Online and would like a few people to help me test them out.

HUNTED Team Deathmatch: Set in the grass maze at the Kortz Centre this tense DM has 1 team (Hunted) hiding in the grass maze while another team (Hunter) tries to find the Hunted and kill them. If the Hunters get 10 kills they win. If not the Hunted win - 2-8 players recommended

CORRUPTED I Capture: Cops are guarding a helicopter full of drugs, two teams fight to steal the chopper and bring it to their warehouse - 4-12 players recommended.

Race Car Capture: Cops are guarding a number of high performance race cars at the start of a race at a bar outside of Sandy Shores. - 2-8 Players recommended

 

[shepzki]

But the only weapon I remember costing anything above $50K is the Stinger, Firework Launcher was free wasn't it?

Originally you had to pay for the Firework Launcher, it cost a lot too, not sure exactly but I seem to remember around the $60,000 mark.

 

[JR98]

Originally you had to pay for the Firework Launcher, it cost a lot too, not sure exactly but I seem to remember around the $60,000 mark.

Maybe, I remember my one being free.

 

[Sage Ages]

They made it free?

 

[JR98]

They made it free?

I think you got a free one during the Independence Day Special if I remember rightly. Reminds me of the monster truck, but I never bought it online because it was ridiculously expensive.

 

[Sage Ages]

I think you got a free one during the Independence Day Special if I remember rightly. Reminds me of the monster truck, but I never bought it online because it was ridiculously expensive.

No you didn't.

 

[JR98]

No you didn't.

I remember getting a free one at some point, or was it when I had several million and bought it without realising?

 

[Dagger311]

Does armor affect performance any at all? I'm almost to 100, and wanted to know before I slap 100% armor on my Entity. Not going to bother with the others, it's the only one that I've ever had start flaming without explosives being involved.

 

[JR98]

Does armor affect performance any at all? I'm almost to 100, and wanted to know before I slap 100% armor on my Entity. Not going to bother with the others, it's the only one that I've ever had start flaming without explosives being involved.

Armor has no affect on performance.

 

[Snorevette]

I remember getting a free one at some point, or was it when I had several million and bought it without realising?

You got a free fireworks launcher with 5 ammo at Christmas if you had bought it in the Independence Day update and wasted all your ammo between the 2 updates. That's where you got a free one from.

 

[Dan]

Ammunation's gun wall is filling up quickly. What will R* do if they want to add more guns when all of the slots are filled with permanently-purchase able guns?

 

[Sage Ages]

Ammunation's gun wall is filling up quickly. What will R* do if they want to add more guns when all of the slots are filled with permanently-purchase able guns?

Call up Little Jacob.

 

[Dan]

Call up Little Jacob.

"Wha g'wan me bredda? Iree fire'n aflgwbdkqlfkqoflkwqoj blood clot!"

 

[Dagger311]

Been saving up money for my convertible still. Almost at 400k. Would already be there, but I hit 100, and bought an RPG as well as Entity armor.

 

[amhowie]

You never want to be this Nobody

How long will he hold it for?

 

[Sa7een]

You never want to be this Nobody

How long will he hold it for?

Is this like "my first youtube video and series" except not made by a 9 year old?

 

[JR98]

Been saving up money for my convertible still. Almost at 400k. Would already be there, but I hit 100, and bought an RPG as well as Entity armor.

What convertible? Your options are:
Ubermacht Sentinel (90K)
Ubermacht Zion Cabrio (30K)
Bravado Banshee (100K)
Benefactor Surano (110K)
Grotti Carbonizarre (200K)
Enus Cognoscenti Cabrio (200K)
Grotti Stinger (700K)
Invetero Coquette (140K)
Obey 9F Cabrio (140K)
Dewbauchee Rapid GT Cabrio (140K)
Declasse Tornado (12K)

Also R* Services are temporarily offline
12:00-18:00 EST
05:00-11:00 GMT

 

[Snorevette]

What convertible? Your options are:
Ubermacht Sentinel (90K)
Ubermacht Zion Cabrio (30K)
Bravado Banshee (100K)
Benefactor Surano (110K)
Grotti Carbonizarre (200K)
Enus Cognoscenti Cabrio (200K)
Grotti Stinger (700K)
Invetero Coquette (140K)
Obey 9F Cabrio (140K)
Dewbauchee Rapid GT Cabrio (140K)
Declasse Tornado (12K)

Also R* Services are temporarily offline
12:00-18:00 EST

Who would spend 90k on a car you can find on the street for free? (if only it worked like that irl)

 

[JR98]

Who would spend 90k on a car you can find on the street for free? (if only it worked like that irl)

IF you were buying it, I Sto-erm, borrowed a red Sentinel from a "friend". He don't need it no more

 

[SomePlayaDude]

WE LOVE BORROWING!

*car randomly explodes*

It bombed..

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!

How are we going to return it now, Spongebob?!

I got the pieces!

I got the car!

Hurry, put the pieces on!

*clink clank clink clank clonk clink.... wheeze*

We blew up the car!
GRRRHEKK!

We can't return it!
RHAGYU!

We're thieves!
HAAAEEEEYOOOWWHUUUHH!

We have to confess..
CONFESS?!

Are you out of your mind?! Do you have any idea what they do to people like us?! We're not talking about some dumb Madrazo job or hijacking here!

WE STOLE A BALLOON CAR!​

 

[JR98]

I decided to try and create tv and video game characters on GTAV

First up, Raymond Reddington and Elizabeth Keen from The Blacklist

Raymond "Red" Reddington

Elizabeth Keen

 

[Dagger311]

What convertible? Your options are:
Ubermacht Sentinel (90K)
Ubermacht Zion Cabrio (30K)
Bravado Banshee (100K)
Benefactor Surano (110K)
Grotti Carbonizarre (200K)
Enus Cognoscenti Cabrio (200K)
Grotti Stinger (700K)
Invetero Coquette (140K)
Obey 9F Cabrio (140K)
Dewbauchee Rapid GT Cabrio (140K)
Declasse Tornado (12K)

Also R* Services are temporarily offline
12:00-18:00 EST
05:00-11:00 GMT

I bought the Carbonizzare. The sound is amazing, and I love the convertible animation. Wine red, with a formula red pearl.