GTA Online Thread (Useful Links in OP)

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Ken Koios
Old enough to say with honesty that my first gaming system was a brand new Atari 2600. :lol:
Old enough to have a kid that is a GTP and GTA crew member.
I'll be 34 next month.
Ugh
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:lol: it's ok, I'm 34 in December.

I'm a late starter, I have a 7 month old son who is obsessed with the PS3 pad. Just started buying him (read me) Lego. Not suitable for children under 5 years :lol:.

I was playing GTA V when he was tiny and he was laying on my crossed legs. Managed to snipe some buzzard troll, laughed my rear off. I seem to perform better when he is distracting me, something to do with no hesitation as I need to take the shot and then see to him.

#priorities


edit - I must sound like an awful parent :guilty:.
 
My first GTA game was IV, although I have played SA for a few minutes at a former friend's house.
 
L1, R2, R1, R2, Left, Down, Right, Up, Left, Down, Down, Left
L1, R2, R1,R2, Left, Down, Right, Up, Left, Down, Right, Up

San Andreas cheats. I didn't even play it a ton and I still remember the weapon cheats. There's one more that I can't remember.

edit: After checking, the R1 and L1 should be flipped.
 
Just encountered someone using explosive bullets. I know this because that person being in a car couldn't throw grenades or sticky bombs that quickly....

and yesterday encountered someone using god mode.

:rolleyes:
 
No thanks, I'd convoy. Imagine if such 8 people approach me when i have my RPG out.

Bad Sport! You have destroyed somebody's Personal Vehicle. Behave yourself, or else..
SomePlayaDude killed *Victim name A*
SomePlayaDude killed *Victim times 2*
SomePlayaDude killed *victim again*
SomePlayaDude killed *The driver but still a victim*
SomePlayaDude killed *Outside guy*
SomePlayaDude killed *George unrelatable*
SomePlayaDude killed *JohnDoeX360X2014*
SomePlayaDude killed *Bobby T Victim*

*any matching names is coincidental.
 
SomePlayaDude
No thanks, I'd convoy. Imagine if such 8 people approach me when i have my RPG out.

Bad Sport! You have destroyed somebody's Personal Vehicle. Behave yourself, or else..
SomePlayaDude killed *Victim name A*
SomePlayaDude killed *Victim times 2*
SomePlayaDude killed *victim again*
SomePlayaDude killed *The driver but still a victim*
SomePlayaDude killed *Outside guy*
SomePlayaDude killed *George unrelatable*
SomePlayaDude killed *JohnDoeX360X2014*
SomePlayaDude killed *Bobby T Victim*

*any matching names is coincidental.
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But if you blow up the first car in a convoy, and a chain reaction starts, you'll go bankrupt
 
I don't get charged for destroying others' cars but I haven't complained for fear of it getting fixed. :lol:
 
I'm younger than all of you here, and the only two console GTAs I haven't played are London and Vice City Stories.

Also:

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Kinda funny. When I'm at Trevor's house (well, the gas station by his house) online it's almost exactly the same distance from my 2 houses. To the city it's 3.43 miles, and to Paleto Bay it's 3.46 miles.
 
SomePlayaDude
No thanks, I'd convoy. Imagine if such 8 people approach me when i have my RPG out.

Bad Sport! You have destroyed somebody's Personal Vehicle. Behave yourself, or else..
SomePlayaDude killed *Victim name A*
SomePlayaDude killed *Victim times 2*
SomePlayaDude killed *victim again*
SomePlayaDude killed *The driver but still a victim*
SomePlayaDude killed *Outside guy*
SomePlayaDude killed *George unrelatable*
SomePlayaDude killed *JohnDoeX360X2014*
SomePlayaDude killed *Bobby T Victim*

*any matching names is coincidental.
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Did this with an automatic shotgun once. The reaction was priceless.
 
Is anyone else having the problem with the connection? Not just once in a while, this happens after like 40 minutes of playing. Then I have to join online over and over.:rolleyes:🤬:banghead: Those are my reactions in chronological order.
 
MisterWhiskers
Is anyone else having the problem with the connection? Not just once in a while, this happens after like 40 minutes of playing. Then I have to join online over and over.:rolleyes:🤬:banghead: Those are my reactions in chronological order.
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I've been having that issue for two weeks now, off and on.
 
Hey, is anyone online on PS3 right now? I got trevor to send me the new mission Chop Chop on my alternate account, just need somebody to join me so I can start it.

Edit - NM, found a random. Still looking for the other new mission 'Effin Lazers' if anyone has that on PS3, wouldn't mind an invite.
 
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MisterWhiskers
Is anyone else having the problem with the connection? Not just once in a while, this happens after like 40 minutes of playing. Then I have to join online over and over.:rolleyes:🤬:banghead: Those are my reactions in chronological order.
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I had those issues several months ago, around the time of the High Life DLC. Much freeze and connection problems, but not anymore. That rarely happens to me now.
 
Yeah, I've had that happen more than once. That's why I don't like it when missions start in a property.

Edit: Up until the most recent update, I was starting missions as close to the action as possible. Now I don't mind having to drive to get to a mission since it eats up some time.
 
GTPorsche
Yeah, I've had that happen more than once. That's why I don't like it when missions start in a property.

Edit: Up until the most recent update, I was starting missions as close to the action as possible. Now I don't mind having to drive to get to a mission since it eats up some time.
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This is my feeling as well. I will even follow traffic laws to an extent.
 

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