GTA Online Thread (Useful Links in OP)

[They Call Me G]

Any events or shows or something planned for tonight? If not we should do a little car meet

 

[GTPorsche]

What mission is that? Is that the deathmatch that takes place on top of the wind turbines and you have to snipe other players?

It's the one where you have to steal The Lost's van at the wind farm and take it back to Trevor.

 

[Dan]

It's the one where you have to steal The Lost's van at the wind farm and take it back to Trevor.

Gotcha. Never heard of it though.

 

[Aki Ko]

People are seriously getting ridiculous


This is legit. I may not play GTA Online for some time because some hackers decided to be silly and add ridiculous rubbish.

 

[Dan]

Great. That video is just going to give hackers ideas to put even more ridiculous crap inside people's garages. -_-

 

[Jahgee]

That guy needs to fix his contrast

 

[Dan]

That guy needs to fix his contrast

The video also glitches out like crazy for me.

 

[Jahgee]

The video also glitches out like crazy for me.

That legit hurt my eyes watching

 

[CinnamonOD]

That guy needs to fix his contrast

The video also glitches out like crazy for me.

For a second I thought my computer screen was dying.

 

[The Bman]

You know how much I expect these weird hacked objects?

As much as I'd expect Matt Damon to drink a gallon of apple cider while juggling a piggy bank and getting a foot massage from Carlton Banks as he holds a pair of loafers in his hands and feeds mashed potatoes to a barracuda.

Now would you have expected me to say that?

 

[CinnamonOD]

You know how much I expect these weird hacked objects?

As much as I'd expect Matt Damon to drink a gallon of apple cider while juggling a piggy bank and getting a foot massage from Carlton Banks as he holds a pair of loafers in his hands and feeds mashed potatoes to a barracuda.

Now would you have expected me to say that?

More that those modded objects, of course

 

[SomePlayaDude]

If i had that power to hack, I'd hack so my Besra can launch missiles and fly like a LAZER.

Lazerbait my ass.

 

[Dan]

If i had that power to hack, I'd hack so my Besra can launch missiles and fly like a LAZER.

Lazerbait my ass.

Couldn't you do something else like make the weapons systems (Including the ejector seat) on the JB 700 functional online?

 

[SomePlayaDude]

I'd rather not..

Or everyone would have one.

Also, I'd buy one if the weapons aren't so darned visible.

 

[Aesthetics]

Why not do something insane and hilarious like a flying Panto that can shoot like the Lazer?

 

[Nurburgthing.]

People are seriously getting ridiculous


This is legit. I may not play GTA Online for some time because some hackers decided to be silly and add ridiculous rubbish.

The zombies are coming

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[Sage Ages]

Couldn't you do something else like make the weapons systems (Including the ejector seat) on the JB 700 functional online?

No. It's a mission specific script.

 

[Niyologist]

9 days left until new content comes out and the release date of GTA V PS4/XB1/PC will be announced.

 

[Jay.]

9 days left until new content comes out and the release date of GTA V PS4/XB1/PC will be announced.

Any more info on the new content?

 

[SomePlayaDude]

Yes, another GTA V update.

But most people call it The Gra...

HUAGH!

Because that's all they have time to say... before he (R*).. RELEASES IT!

 

[Niyologist]

Any more info on the new content?

So far there's no new info. This could be a grand surprise update. Also, the update will be on a Wednesday. So you know it will be special.

 

[E28]

9 days left until new content comes out and the release date of GTA V PS4/XB1/PC will be announced.

Any source on all of this?

 

[Odnomre]

Rockstar: Hey guys! We have a big surprise for you! Something you've been waiting for since GTA Online started!

The Internet: HEISTS! OMFG! HEISTS!

Rockstar: Hah... No, no heists. Just kidding. Anyway, here! Have another supercar and some expensive mansions! Don't forget to buy more Shark Cards! We've slashed the payouts again!

 

[Niyologist]

Any source on all of this?

It pretty obvious that they have a lot planned. Remember the announcement they had for Next Gen? All of the content we are getting now will carry on to Next Gen.

 

[E28]

It pretty obvious that they have a lot planned. Remember the announcement they had for Next Gen? All of the content we are getting now will carry on to Next Gen.

?

I know it's the 1 year anniversary of GTA V's release in 9 days, but we're probably going to get a newswire post, some video, and maybe a new car and gun if we're lucky. They have a lot planned, but I see no source for when, and I'm beginning to think heists will be next-gen exclusive.

 

[GTPorsche]

Any source on all of this?

The source is a buttload of speculation.

 

[SVX]

9 days left until new content comes out and the release date of GTA V PS4/XB1/PC will be announced.

Please, please stop spreading speculation as confirmed. We also thought it was 100% certain that'd we'd get some news in August, but, just about 100 days later, we haven't had squat of new info.

 

[Niyologist]

Please, please stop spreading speculation as confirmed. We also thought it was 100% certain that'd we'd get some news in August, but, just about 100 days later, we haven't had squat of new info.

100 days later? That's exaggerating. More like 2 weeks later. BTW, the Flight School DLC that I had mentioned in the start of August did happen (Leaked by Chrome X Mods). Honestly it would be weird to expect nothing on September 17th. It's a month from the previous update. One more thing, UK Playstation Magazine had said that there will be tons of new content for the PS4 This Fall. This means all the current content and new content will be added to GTA V PS4.

 

[gtuned]

That still doesn't mean ****, especially with R*'s reasoning.

 

[Niyologist]

That still doesn't mean ****, especially with R*'s reasoning.

We'll see on the 17th.