GTA Online Thread (Useful Links in OP)

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Do I have to restart my entire game when setting a new crew color? This is getting annoying. I keep joining and exiting online, all to have the same annoying color pop up. I've set the color correctly and saved it, but it's not changing to the shade I want.
Try setting it with your system off. Then wait ~5 minutes before turning your system back on
 
Try setting it with your system off. Then wait ~5 minutes before turning your system back on

I have it now. Just need to re-do the paint because I'm not satisfied just yet.




... GTA V's loading times make me want to gouge my eyes out with a spork.
 
So, I went into a new lobby a short while ago and got a notification about an imminent special crate drop, great so off I go to get my buzzard. I noticed somebody following me in a chopper, probably waiting for the crate to drop and when he got close I noticed he was in a Swift, no threat to me but I still shot him down. Anyway, I got the crate unchallenged but it had no t-shirt, not bothered as I already had one and then the guy I killed sent me his congratulations on picking up the crate:

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So I spend 10 minutes flying a Besra around trying to get a crate, when another crew member joins, gets a Buzzard, and grabs it from under my nose. :grumpy:
 
E28
So I spend 10 minutes flying a Besra around trying to get a crate, when another crew member joins, gets a Buzzard, and grabs it from under my nose. :grumpy:

You on PS3 or X-Box?
 
My bad @E28, but I had been in the lobby for almost an hour at that point, so it's not like I jumped to you just to take it.
 
My bad @E28, but I had been in the lobby for almost an hour at that point, so it's not like I jumped to you just to take it.
No problem, you grabbed that crate fair and square. It was a different guy earlier who was lucky enough to spawn right next to the crate drop. :lol:

Already slightly miffed about completely missing the Flash FM shirt due to being away yesterday. Thanks again to @shepzki by the way for just helping me get a crate.
 
I almost reached 100! So, can I use heavy weapons in any truck? How about the Duneloader, is it possible to sit in the back and shoot heavy weapons?
You can shoot any weapon, including the minigun out the back of a Duneloader without falling off. It is the ultimate drive-by vehicle with the exception of the Bus and the Barracks, because 10 person drive-bys are pretty awesome.
 
And now your troubles with jets have disappeared.

Taking out your mini gun on an unsuspecting Buzzard pilot has it's perks. One came down low trying to kill me once, I sprayed him with the mini, his reaction on the mic was priceless "HOLY S***"

It's a little harder with a Lazer, but I disabled one enough with the Mini after he killed me, he had to go find another jet.
 
Taking out your mini gun on an unsuspecting Buzzard pilot has it's perks. One came down low trying to kill me once, I sprayed him with the mini, his reaction on the mic was priceless "HOLY S***"

It's a little harder with a Lazer, but I disabled one enough with the Mini after he killed me, he had to go find another jet.
Heavy weapons are worth the effort, as much as I hate them.
 
I think I spent about three hours in my own invite-only lobby without a single special crate turning up. :grumpy:
 
DK
I think I spent about three hours in my own invite-only lobby without a single special crate turning up. :grumpy:
Make sure you're blowing up every Simeon hpv & doing all that stuff
 
The amount of Lamar Davis wannabes in my current lobby is terrifying.

Also, have some moron trying to snipe me, when I'm on top of the Maze Bank Tower. First, he tried to fly up to me with a Frogger, shot him out of his chopper. Then, he tries to climb up the ladder on the Mile High Club building to snipe me, he failed (Thank you BP helmet, full health, and body armor). Now he's on the ground pointing at me. I sent a mugger after him, just to provoke him. ;)

Join me now for stupidity.
 
I accidentally fell of the tower and didn't have a parachute. :rolleyes:

Decided to annoy him further while in passive mode. Kept jumping on top of concrete barriers while he tried to run me over. He eventually called for his Zentorno. :lol:

I tried to run away and hide behind concrete pillars holding up the overpass by the FIB and IAA towers. Some other idiot showed up and hit me. They were both running me over but I never died. Cops showed up, scrub #2 tosses a sticky bomb, blows up some cops along with scrub #1. I decide to leave because I'm getting hungry for dinner.
 
I managed to survive getting from the no-mans land LSC to my apartment near the helipad in passive mode with three people after me once. There aren't a lot of places that cars won't reach, but they still couldn't manage to get me. :lol:
 
Once someone sent one after me and I spotted her in time...yes a her. I sent him a text saying "That mugger looked like your mom". I thought it would at least annoy him, but he responded with a LOL text :confused:
That's just immature, no better than a Zentorno driver.
Though when people make fun of my mom I find it funny too :lol:
 
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