GTA Online Thread (Useful Links in OP)

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I want a Sultan so bad, but I also want to keep the rest of my cars. I hate having to give up the ones I want.
 
I just ditched my Blade in favor of a Sultan.
 
I still have a Buffalo left over on my alt from the SP-MP selling days. Sadly, It's no longer gold chrome, so there's no escaping the cops in style anymore.

I want to perform a heist in a Panto...
 
Jahgee1124
If we want to do a classy heist, I'm available with the Roosevelt that I don't mind repainting (I've got the spare cash :lol:)
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Same! I actually proposed that a while ago, along with a Russian-themed heist where we use Russian weapons and some of the cars from the Hipster DLC.

I'm my opinion, some of them look like the rust boxes you see in dashcam accident compilations.
 
Avoid the mission "Judging The Jury". Using a Buzzard in that mission is practically useless on some of the jurors that are the hardest to kill. There is no auto homing on them.
 
You know, i think the purpose of these large spaced helicopters and airplanes point to heists needing them to make our lives a lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot HYDRA PLS R* lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot lot easier in a microscopic way.
 
Brain 21 - Something for Your Mind (1996) is confirmed to be on Soulwax FM. That soundtrack was on Midnight Club II.
 
Niyologist
Avoid the mission "Judging The Jury". Using a Buzzard in that mission is practically useless on some of the jurors that are the hardest to kill. There is no auto homing on them.
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That's why God gave you legs, get out of the buzzard and shoot them on foot. Also, some of the juror's that you can't auto aim on can be 'scared' into getting in a vehicle which you can auto lock onto. The guy in the petrol station shop, fire a rocket or 2 near his position, he will leave the shop and get in a car. Other's, just snipe like the woman at the observatory (or whatever that place is I forget) and the guy at the docks.
 
shepzki
That's why God gave you legs, get out of the buzzard and shoot them on foot. Also, some of the juror's that you can't auto aim on can be 'scared' into getting in a vehicle which you can auto lock onto. The guy in the petrol station shop, fire a rocket or 2 near his position, he will leave the shop and get in a car. Other's, just snipe like the woman at the observatory (or whatever that place is I forget) and the guy at the docks.
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I did that, but the most frustrating one is at the motel. Even if you shoot on foot, it won't be 100% successful. The juror there has some sort of weird armor. I had to resort in using a Grenade Launcher, but it was too late.
 
Judging The Jury is easy in a Buzzard really, the 1st set of targets are not timed so no need to rush about. The only one that can be tricky in the timed part is the guy in the house on the hill as you can't get a buzzard lock on him, spray & pray.
 
There is a target hidden on the east side under a balcony in a hotel. You have to up and shoot her. Can't hit her through the railing. Makes no sense.
 
Some pretty incredible GTA Online stats.

"Between them, GTA Online players have created nearly 10 million jobs and played a staggering 5.9 billion jobs..."

"...It also notes that across the 11 free updates since GTA Online’s launch the team has added 1,207 new items to the game, including a dozen weapons, another dozen new apartments, 37 vehicles, and over 900 new clothing items."

And people complain about the game's microtransactions :rolleyes:.

http://uk.ign.com/articles/2014/11/...veal-over-33-million-players-in-224-countries
 
People complain about microtransactions because (Prior to a couple of updates ago), it was nearly impossible to make money in game. You either had to spend real money, or glitch to get your money
 
Yeah, I only resulted to glitching when it they had the continuous sell PV glitch, as there were so many high priced things I wanted, but back then grinding missions was awful because you'd have to do the same missions. Now, grinding is actually somewhat enjoyable... if you don't keep getting the same mission over and over again. :rolleyes:
 
Earning money is now a lot easier the last few months, though I still don't make enough to buy a tank and buzzard etc.
No decent money glitches left, no SP to MP for cars glitch, no huge RP glitches. All patched.

What I still can't understand is why R* banned/patched the ability to use imported crew emblems, while they advertise crews on R*SC that have obviously used imports for their emblems. :boggled:
 
On the subject of missions, does anyone want to do some mission grinding to get some money? I'm a rank 165 so I have access to some good missions. 👍
 
I think I'm at rank 92. How do I unlock Trash Talk and how much does it pay now? Also, what are the current mission requirements for Rooftop Rumble and can it be done solo? I don't remember the important details, but I know that it's ridiculous.

Snorevette
Is it an unwritten law that all GTA V money glitch videos have to be unbearably painful to watch or something...?
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Now you're getting it. :)
 
deadmau5 from the se7ensins forums
The Los Santos Police Department was founded in 1889 with a sole purpose: kill mother****ing criminals at any cost.

Employing tactics such as:
  • Accuracy rivaling that of military sharpshooters.
  • Instant crime response times.
  • Better sense of smell than a bloodhound.
  • Supernatural ability to psychically pinpoint a criminal's location.
  • Ability to teleport a helicopter on top of a fleeing criminal.
  • Cruisers made of titanium weighing around eighteen tons with nitrous-fuelled jet engines capable of keeping pace with an SR-71 Blackbird, with a biometric system only making these utilities useful to their esteemed officers.
  • A quicker temper than Hitler.
  • No-nonsense, zero-tolerance, no-court law enforcement. Those sons of *****es will shoot you for jaywalking.
  • An infinite fleet of vehicles, helicopters, and officers.
  • If you see something, shoot something.
The LSPD is the finest, most efficient, most lethal police force in the world.
This is why we can't have nice things in GTA Online. The end.
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I'm dead. The SR-71 comment had me rolling. :lol:
 
Bravado "Sprunk" Buffalo
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Dinka Blista
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Dinka "Go Go Monkey" Blista
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Declasse "Burger Shot" Stallion
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Imponte Duke O'Death
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Imponte Dukes
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Vapid "Pisswasser" Dominator
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Bravado "Redwood" Gauntlet
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Nagasaki Carbon RS
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Vapid Hotknife
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Cheval Marshall
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Declasse Stallion
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These are most of the vehicles for CG to NG (Current Gen to Next Gen) Players.
 
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Please put the Stock Cars on Current Gen consoles R*, I will love you forever

Everything else I'm fine with being Next Gen exclusive, but the Stock Cars need to move back down.
 

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