GTA Online Thread (Useful Links in OP)

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samurai8juice
Language Warning. This is hilarious.

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That 2nd contestant... was he... the Spy Party Monopoly guy?? (Language warning)

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Snorevette
That 2nd contestant... was he... the Spy Party Monopoly guy??

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I love star_ and Jerma.

Jahgee1124
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BAHAHAHAHA!!! There needs to be more videos like this. It's about time the community takes a stand against people like Dumbasslive and get online fixed. These videos encourage players to exploit game-breaking bugs and make R* focus on patching up the game, further pushing back title updates and features.
 
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samurai8juice
He was Irish...wasn't he supposed to be Australian?
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He sounds more Scottish than Irish to me. Even people from Ulster don't have that sort of accent.
 
Haven't used any glitches or cheats for this, but apparently my fastest vehicle speed in SP is 136.21mph... in a Pagalle!! :D

Online is 139.55mph in my Elegy.
 
Jay.
Haven't used any glitches or cheats for this, but apparently my fastest vehicle speed in SP is 136.21mph... in a Pagalle!! :D

Online is 139.55mph in my Elegy.
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My online is around 300mph in a Sentinel, I think.
 
I got 125mph in a Carbonizarre once, but the Social Club uses fabricated figures. It was actually must faster than that.

Then I drove a bus full of people into a gate. :D
 
**Shameless Double post**

Yesterday, I decided to grab one of Simeon's wanted cars (Not the one with the green icon), and hid in east vinewood, 10 seconds later this squeaker boy comes to me and kills me, unprovoked, and starts offending me through his mic, I respawned and he looked for me, he grabbed the car and tried to run over me, but I blew him up with my Grenade Launcher, I killed him 4 times in a 1v1 he started, after every kill, he just made some really nice commentaries about my skills and even better words directed to my mother, killed him another 4 times, and he managed to kill me just another time, 9-2, then he tells me "Imma gon invite mah friend with teh minigun and he'll destroy the 🤬 out of you", I sent him a message "bring it" I muted him afterwards because his voice was very annoying..

His friend arrives to the place with a gold Entity XF and tried to do the reverse exploit, but I destroyed his car with a sticky bomb, he killed me two times with his minigun, and then I killed him a lot of times with grenades and sticky bombs, meanwhile the one that started it all was also fighting me, without any success because when I killed the minigun guy, I selected the auto shotgun and made him get close to me, killing him very easily, they left the lobby.

I ended about 13-4 with the first guy and 11-6 with the minigun guy and a $9000 bounty on me (FREE MONEY!)

Escaped to Paleto Bay to wait and collect my $9000 :)
 
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I have a new hobby on PS4. Take a modded NPC vehicle (which I own) to LSC install an ignition bomb. Park in the lot and leave. Wait for the boom. Giggle rinse and repeat. LoL

People just can't resist these cars.

I got three people yesterday in an hour period. Spent some of that time chasing the modded gauntlet too.
 
OwensRacing
I have a new hobby on PS4. Take a modded NPC vehicle (which I own) to LSC install an ignition bomb. Park in the lot and leave. Wait for the boom. Giggle rinse and repeat. LoL

People just can't resist these cars.

I got three people yesterday in an hour period. Spent some of that time chasing the modded gauntlet too.
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I have been so tempted to do that. actually scratch that i'm going off to do that now.
*walks off humming the trololo song*
 
The game is really finicky about how you land a jump. You pretty much have you land with all wheels on the ground in order to survive.
 
Custom878
The game is really finicky about how you land a jump. You pretty much have you land with all wheels on the ground in order to survive.
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That's the thing: I've landed flat on my wheels (or very, very close to it) plenty of times and I still fall off.
 
CallmeDan
Why is that you survive a fall that high, but when I launch off a small hill, I fall off my bike and die?
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The trick is to do it a few hundred times and you should make it a few times. I promise it helps if you spin :lol:
 

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