GTA Online Thread (Useful Links in OP)

[Ethan_777]

I own Richards majestic apt, Del Perro apt and cypress flats like garage.
Btw, does anyone know how to get the burrito or the pony w/ modding?

 

[Sage Ages]

Find one.

 

[Doodle]

 

[Team THRT Drift]

Well that sucks...

 

[Sage Ages]

Not exactly a new thing. Anyone who ever looked at Handling.dat knows that the in game stats are BS.

 

[Doodle]

Well that sucks...

How does it suck?

 

[Snorevette]

ADDER BEST CAR

 

[Ken]

ADDER BEST CAR

Get out.

 

[Team THRT Drift]

How does it suck?

Fastest car in the game, according to him, travels at 200kph...

 

[Dan]

So, I had a funny encounter online. Some guy with a bunch of lines as his username (Lowercase L's and capital i's) sent me a text message, saying "Ok. I'll call you Dan."

I replied with "Thanks. I'll call you... Lines." He thought this was funny and sent me a friend request. I decided to accept it, since I didn't get a hostile vibe from him.

 

[Dagger311]

Damn that Slamvan is a blast to drive. I also found out why it's called the slamvan. To stop, you have to slam the brakes.

 

[Team THRT Drift]

Damn that Slamvan is a blast to drive. I also found out why it's called the slamvan. To stop, you have to slam the brakes.

No, to stop, you pray it goes into reverse. That thing will keep going for another 500m with those brakes.

$10k plus on brakes that don't even work? No thanks..

 

[Dan]

I feel like I have to slow down more than I do with a Veyron on the Nurburgring (in GT6) just to make a low-speed turn in the city.

 

[Sage Ages]

Ain't no brakes on the Uzi firing Slamtrain.

 

[Yauma9]

Braking is for 🤬.

The real way to turn is to do a scandinavian flick.

 

[Sage Ages]

Braking is for 🤬.

The real way to turn is to do a scandinavian flick.

That only works in GTA IV physics.




Seriously, it works pretty well.

 

[Dan]

I'm thinking of buying the Assault SMG (FN P90) soon. Can't remember if it's good or not.

That only works in GTA IV physics. Seriously, it works pretty well.

Am I the only one who thinks GT6/semi-realistic physics would be more fun than arcade physics in this game?

 

[Sage Ages]

I'd prefer a mix of IV and V's physics.


And get rid of the insta-kill pistol whip, dammit. It didn't do that in IV.

 

[Dan]

I'd prefer a mix of IV and V's physics.


And get rid of the insta-kill pistol whip, dammit. It didn't do that in IV.

Might as well get rid of the horrendous armor system that is depleted by non-projectile objects. Fall off your motorcycle/crash head-on in a car in GTA IV, your armor stayed at the percentage it started at. Also, you die way too quickly in GTA V. With IV, it felt like you took a lot more shots than in V.

 

[Sage Ages]

The knife was actually useful in game.

 

[Dan]

The knife was actually useful in game.

When?

 

[Sage Ages]

When?

The random occasion when someone spawns right next to you.

 

[SVX]

Ain't no brakes on the Uzi firing Slamtrain.

The AP Pistol firing Slamtrain would like to have word with you.

Am I the only one who thinks GT6/semi-realistic physics would be more fun than arcade physics in this game?

Horizon 2 physics would be perfect.

 

[Sage Ages]

The AP Pistol firing Slamtrain would like to have word with you.

Not much difference if you're getting head shots.

Plus it's more gangsta.

 

[SVX]

Not much difference if you're getting head shots.

Plus it's more gangsta.

It's terrible. Pisses me off so much it's the default weapon, would be nice to be able to have a preset.

 

[SomePlayaDude]

We earn millions, and own many cars..

And still got no hold over the gangs in the game.

 

[Sage Ages]

It's terrible. Pisses me off so much it's the default weapon, would be nice to be able to have a preset.

It has slightly less recoil and most of the time, you're gonna get a headshot anyway.

 

[SVX]

It has slightly less recoil and most of the time, you're gonna get a headshot anyway.

But weak as anything.

 

[Dan]

Which weapon for each class would be the best one to have a suppressor for? I know the default Sniper Rifle is a likely choice, since it's the only one that can zoom and have a suppressor. Would the default Pistol be ideal for having the suppressor, or should I toss away every pistol I own except for the Heavy, AP, and Deagle (Don't actually own it, but I'm using it as an example)?

 

[Sage Ages]

But weak as anything.

Head shots...

Which weapon for each class would be the best one to have a suppressor for? I know the default Sniper Rifle is a likely choice, since it's the only one that can zoom and have a suppressor. Would the default Pistol be ideal for having the suppressor, or should I toss away every pistol I own except for the Heavy, AP, and Deagle (Don't actually own it, but I'm using it as an example)?

Don't put a suppressor on the default pistol. It gets rid of the suicide animation.

They look stupid on most guns anyway. There are very few situations where they'd be useful.