GTA Online Thread (Useful Links in OP)

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From recent experience I gotta say riding around in the back of @Lister_Storm van was a bunch of fun and it has an element of surprise. I want one of my own so I can ride into a gunfight somewhat unnoticed and have my hit squad jump out the back.
 
driftinziggy
You guys and your vans... :lol: ...I will be racing past y'all and the cops in my fully tuned heist machine a.k.a. the Schafter with the loot safely tucked away in the bulletproof trunk..with room for a few bodies. Or I will come get your van with my personal Cargobob....
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Or we can fit the loot in my tank :D. Not the fastest but nothing will stop my tank!
Fallen_log
Y'all got vans and fancy sports cars. I just got my Granger sitting in the shadows waiting.
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My Granger Is better
Snorevette
Um, I hate to be a bummer, but you're all aware that you'll most likely have to steal your getaway vehicles as part of the setup rather than using your tracked and insured personal vehicles...?
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My Buffalo is faster than any normal car and is armorers with bulletproof tyres
SomePlayaDude
Yeah, you know..

I'd like something that can get away in a pinch compared to a van.
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My Felon is as fast as most sports cars and has the storage of a van. Same for my buffalo
Team THRT Drift
How many can you carry in the back of a van? Is it limited to two? Or four like in campaign?
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4 in most. The Youga only sits 2
 
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STI9
Red, white and blue minis are the way forward :cool:
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You gave me the best idea ever!

Get 3 fully modded Mini Coopers (One red, white and blue) and do the bank heist with those as getaway cars and have a cool chase down the LA river!
 
STI9
Yeah, just the way you replied made me think you didn't pick up on the movie reference. Its all good.
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If I didn't pick up the movie reference I wouldn't choose a mini. A mini is an awful getaway car in an open area. Mini's are best in alleyways, while the cops crash into walls, my Mini just shoots up some stairs and escapes!
 
Lister_Storm
What is that anyway?
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'Snipers' are basically on a container, and have to snipe the 'Stunters' who come at them in Zentornos and try to knock them off the container where they'll fall to their deaths using ramps.

Remind me to never play missions with randoms, especially randoms who think the Buzzard is the answer to absolutely everything. Some idiot in Titan of a Job kept using his Buzzard to kill all the enemies. And in the process, blew up the truck blocking the Titan in the hangar... :mad:

Edit: And some idiot just crashed the 🤬 Titan. Don't fly the bloody plane if you can't fly a bloody plane!!!

Edit 2: This game is so horrendously broken at times. Killed a bounty, but due to that bloody lag he left before I got the money. Now playing Snipers vs Stunters, spawned on the ground spread all over the map a the snipers, I got killed, and am now staring at the wasted screen...
 
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Anybody else having problems joining jobs? I click "On Call" and I wait.

And I keep waiting. And then the game joins a lobby, and it either is a 2 person job, from which I get instakicked, or it starts to host a job, and quits!

Trying to join one outright, makes the game host one, and joining an invite just freezes the game.
 

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