So, today I decided to look like a boss and drive a boss-ass car. I :censored:ed up some gangsters and escaped the police like this:
After all of that was over, I cruised around in my boss-ass car. The two previous owners of the car
must have participated in Australian NASCAR and Formula Drift because this car wanted to keep pulling to the right and spin out occasionally. I have no idea why.
Anyway, with all of my garage spaces being full, I came to the conclusion that I couldn't keep my boss-ass car forever and that no one should
ever be allowed to own a car like this without looking like a boss, so I wanted to give it a proper burial in the sea by driving it off the Del Perro Pier.
That didn't exactly go according to plan, and my car got wedged on the stairs... just feet away from it's final resting place. I called in my Insurgent for assistance and surprisingly, it only spawned about 20 feet away on the pier; I had no idea it would spawn there.
Anyway, I got to work and about two minutes later, the boss-ass car caught on fire. I quickly pushed it over the railing before it had the opportunity to detonate. I
totally didn't drown my Insurgent in the process. I have no idea what you're talking about.
With my boss-ass car finally resting at the bottom of the ocean, I began walking home. The morning sunrise warmed me as I made my way along the pier on
yet another smog-filled morning. Thankfully, it was a relatively straight and peaceful walk home, although it was interrupted by a
very angry man in a silver Blista. Yes, I was walking in the street. He could have went on another street if he was so impatient. My course briefly deviated as I went through the movie studio and encountered a man wearing an alien suit.
My outfit was better.
As I walked up the steps to my apartment, I proceeded to punch my security guard in the face. Just like my boss-ass car's funeral, that didn't go according to plan either. He ducked and punched me in the gut. Jerk. He drew a pistol, so I gave him a headbutt.
My hat was better.
I made it to my room and retreated to my bed after a long day of work...
at 11:55 AM.