GTA Online Thread (Useful Links in OP)

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Once you stop calling GTA V's Uzi (With suppressor equipped) an "SMG" and begin referring to it as "the nailgun," everything starts to makes sense.
 
Hell no. I'd like to be able to hit something. :lol:
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I'd love it if you could shoot the guns out of players hands in gta like you could in red dead.:lol:
As would I. But increase the damn health. I could shoot someone in the leg, and they would barely limp away in Red Dead. In GTA sometimes they stand back up and go at full sprint.

I just want to wound officers, not kill them.
 
You can do that in IV. It's kinda funny to watch a NOOSE officer cycle through all of his weapons before he pulls out a regular pistol. :lol:

What did they have in IV? I missed out on that one.
Today i played GTA IV on my PS3 and used a baseball bat on some big fat cop who was carrying a Pistol...i tried to hit him and the gun just flow away from his hands and he had to beat me up using his fist :p (it was 2 wanted stars BTW). He just couldn't catch me...:lol:
 
I liked IV because you could just keep shooting someone and they would actually react to you shooting them. In V if you shoot someone they don't really react to it, they just keep shooting.
 
I just had a strange thing happen to me.
One of my daily objectives was to hold up a store - easy. I go in the store and pull out my pistol, take aim at the cashier. Whilst he is filling the bag with my money I noticed that somebody outside the store was shooting at me. No police in the area yet and no red dots on the map (I was in a solo session). I quickly grabbed my money and hopped into my armoured Kuruma. The person who was shooting at me was just a random woman off the street - not a security guard/police or gang member - a crazed housewife with a gun. Shooting at ME! Well, I got out and ruined her with my auto shotgun. Made me chuckle afterwards but then I got to thinking about it.
Who was she? Some kind of undercover agent or a ballsy vigilante?
 
I camped in the Bob Mulet glitch area waiting out a 4-star with no more armor, no more food, half bar health and no vehicle nearby...and the same two cops with shotguns kept firing up at me from street level for a good 20 minutes before I decided to bite the bullet (er...shot). Could be they can run out but this is the closest I've gotten to seeing it and they didn't.
 
Well, auto-aim and a seemingly infinite amount of ammunition isn't too crazy. They rarely fire weapons in full automatic this time, so at least there's that.

Well, I would like to know how to become such an efficient sniper with the Carbine Rifle like the gunners on the side of police Mavericks and take down just about anything with a Pistol like the NOoSE teams on Grangers.
 
I just had a strange thing happen to me.
One of my daily objectives was to hold up a store - easy. I go in the store and pull out my pistol, take aim at the cashier. Whilst he is filling the bag with my money I noticed that somebody outside the store was shooting at me. No police in the area yet and no red dots on the map (I was in a solo session). I quickly grabbed my money and hopped into my armoured Kuruma. The person who was shooting at me was just a random woman off the street - not a security guard/police or gang member - a crazed housewife with a gun. Shooting at ME! Well, I got out and ruined her with my auto shotgun. Made me chuckle afterwards but then I got to thinking about it.
Who was she? Some kind of undercover agent or a ballsy vigilante?
Sometimes when robbing a store a random NPC will spawn outside with a pistol and shoot you.
 
I just had a strange thing happen to me.
One of my daily objectives was to hold up a store - easy. I go in the store and pull out my pistol, take aim at the cashier. Whilst he is filling the bag with my money I noticed that somebody outside the store was shooting at me. No police in the area yet and no red dots on the map (I was in a solo session). I quickly grabbed my money and hopped into my armoured Kuruma. The person who was shooting at me was just a random woman off the street - not a security guard/police or gang member - a crazed housewife with a gun. Shooting at ME! Well, I got out and ruined her with my auto shotgun. Made me chuckle afterwards but then I got to thinking about it.
Who was she? Some kind of undercover agent or a ballsy vigilante?
They are coded as heroes.. they are random npcs that try to "help".... but that rarely works out.
 
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