GTA Online Thread (Useful Links in OP)

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I was out "swimming" with Brad and after a couple awful spawns, I called my mechanic to deliver my duneloader and he delivered it straight into Brad's Mustang. I lost it. I wish I had been recording 'cause that was a Game Fail moment.
 
I wish we could purchase the Submersible online. It rarely spawns and only in two places.

I'd pay 5 million for it if it meant I could hang around in the oceans like a soggy sloth.
 
CallmeDan
Correction to my previous post: I will give free helicopter rides to anyone in the GTP crew in the lobby I am in. If you are in need of a Helicopter Pick-Up, text me in-game with the message "HPU."

When I unlock the Cargobob, I will pick up anyone's vehicle to any location. Text me in-game "CBPU" for a Cargobob Pick-Up.

If you have purposely killed me in the lobby, I will refuse to pick you up. Also, once you've been picked up, you MUST set a waypoint for me to fly you to. I wont land in an area if its full of potentially hostile players. In that case, you'll have to jump out. If you are in a separate lobby and private message me you need to be picked up, I will not leave the current session to join you.

If you have any more questions, please PM me.
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Do you want to make a taxi can service with me? lol
 
Righturn
I honestly during a race of bumper-cars I would let them all do that and I'm that guy in the back waiting for the right moment to pass
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The last race I participated in online involved me being in 2nd place and the 3rd place guy kept trying to take me out, but I managed to hang in there. Near the end he knocked me a little harder so I was behind him (but very close), then we hit a ramp... I managed to get the nose of my car under his rear left wheel, so when we landed he crashed in the most spectacular fashion and I sailed off into 2nd place, I would've had a shot at winning had he not incessantly kept swiping at me. It felt so good. His mic sounded like he was in a room with a few other teenagers and the whole way through they were laughing as he took me out, then when he was on his roof they were like "aww..."
 
Can anyone help? I got an FIB Buffalo and I'm trying to store it in my garage, but the glitch isn't working. It's the 10-car garage near the airport, and I definitely have a free space in my garage.
 
Righturn
I honestly during a race of bumper-cars I would let them all do that and I'm that guy in the back waiting for the right moment to pass
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I had an amazing run of luck with a bit of skill on a Route 68 race. As usual it started with lots of wrecking at the start but I came out worst, 12th and last with my car pointing the wrong way next to the wind farm. As I went down the first straight part I passed a few cars that continued to wreck and by the right turn I was fifth, the first four pretty far ahead so I resigned myself to finished fifth, a decent recovery from last. But then on those last curves somehow all four wrecked and I passed the 1st car as he and 2nd wrecked on the last proper corner, I flew straight through a tiny gap of the wreckage and won by a few seconds.

It was unreal, every pass I just manged to guess right how to pass the wrecking cars. I'll never have another win like that again. Usually when you try to weave through the chaos you crash yourself. That race went just perfectly for all 11 cars.
 
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Found this but didn't get to play in it yet.
 
You only just found that? There is a deathmatch in there, I did it once but people just run out and stand exactly where you are. They should have blocked the entrances off so everyone stayed in it.
 
I am honestly more interested in the Bank Heists. I currently have about 600k saved up but I am waiting for the bank heists before I spend any of it. Just in case we need certain cars or specific cars or who knows. Just saving for now. The money will be nice for sure, but I really want the online heists. Oh well at least there is plenty to do in this game but I have found I am playing other games more and more now.
 
EDIT: Samus beat me to it...you know, Nintendo killed your series.

EDIT: Sounds like the two separate $250k packages are out the window and they're gonna drop the full $500k on us.
 
CAMAROBOY69
I am honestly more interested in the Bank Heists. I currently have about 600k saved up but I am waiting for the bank heists before I spend any of it. Just in case we need certain cars or specific cars or who knows. Just saving for now. The money will be nice for sure, but I really want the online heists. Oh well at least there is plenty to do in this game but I have found I am playing other games more and more now.
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I have a feeling heists are going to be disappointing, just following pretty much the same formula as similar missions now. Like those that require you to break into rooms and safes then getaway. I'll be pleasently surprised if they're better.


SuperShouden
EDIT: Samus beat me to it...you know, Nintendo killed your series.


EDIT: Sounds like the two separate $250k packages are out the window and they're gonna drop the full $500k on us.
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Indeed they did, I refuse to acknowledge the 3D games. They're not Metroid games to me.
 
Samus
You only just found that? There is a deathmatch in there, I did it once but people just run out and stand exactly where you are. They should have blocked the entrances off so everyone stayed in it.
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I love that deathmatch map.

You know what I hate? No matter how hard I try, I can never press L2+R3 together so that I can lock onto a target behind me. :banghead:
 
Anyone for Tennis? I still need a win there, and solo deathmatch. There are a couple of maps where you only need 2+ players so I assume you can do 1v1 and swap wins.
 
ZDUPH
*cough* Do the money glitch! *cough*
What? Who said that? Not me of course. XD
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Call me old fashioned but I'll pass. I'm a farmer for cash by grinding the old school way.

Kids these days; wanting the most money quickly. :irked:
 
AudiMan2011
Call me old fashioned but I'll pass. I'm a farmer for cash by grinding the old school way.

Kids these days; wanting the most money quickly. :irked:
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You can do farming in GTAO? How? I'm at Rank 52 and I seriously need to rake in the cash.
 

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