GTA Online Thread (Useful Links in OP)

[Dan]

"Missed it by that much."

 

[CAMAROBOY69]

SAILBOAT UNDER THE BRIDGE CHALLENGE FOR ALL!!!!!

Take a large sail boat from the Alamo Sea and sail it west down the river to North Chumash. The boat MUST go under all the bridges and the boat cant blow up.

You can push the boats under the bridges by any means possible. We were fairly successful with the sandkings but we got both boats stuck under the small bridge at the same time. So I would recommend only pushing one boat under at a time.

Here are quite a few pictures of our couple hour attempt to complete this challenge. Good luck and post pics of the good times.

Ahh such a beautiful night for our new created challenge.







First bridge was a bit tight but no problem with a little bump from the Sandkings.




Approaching beautiful high bridge then we both took the first jump over the waterfall weeeeeeeeeee!!!








Ut oh this bridge looks like it will be very challenging!!! Yup very tight fit. Sunk many of our sandking trucks which did not make the mechanic very happy at all because we ran him over every time he arrived with our trucks. haha






The cops and rangers decided to join in on the fun. Sunk a cop car and park ranger vehicle. One cop was nice enough to leave a flashlight for us.






We even attempted using an RV to push the boat under the bridge. RV sunk.






Got desperate and decided to try pushing the sail down with a helicopter.





That also did not end well which evolved into even more bad news. When the helicopter exploded, it set our sail boats on fire. The end was inevitable.

 

[Jet Badger]

I'll be hosting an event this friday (on another forum), maybe anyone has some fun custom gamemode ideas that would incorporate a full lobby of players? Got busteds, demoderbies, explosive TDMs, LTS, survive the tank and that Splat thing on the schedule so far

 

[Jahgee]

Great! I lost my Beejay XL (Jimmy's one) thanks to the M.M.I. glitch.
I hate randoms...
I can't be bothered glitching another one in, since it's a tricky process.
I should also note that it was one of those tasteless chrome Adders, or Chradders as the 12-year olds are calling them now. Needless to say, it was worth paying the $20,000 insurance fee for blowing it up. I spawn-trapped him in my Rhino until they left. Got like 40 kills on him. I sent him a message saying "I spent 3 hours glitching that in only for your stupid 🤬 to blow it up for no reason? Was I provoking you? No! You're just one of those ignorant :censored:heads who feel the need to waste their ammo on everything with a pulse!
PS: Your stupid chrome Bugatti looks better blown up and sitting under my Rhino."
And guess what? You guessed it! It was a squeaker! He started crying at the end. Good enough.

I have a save with one, I'd be willing to glitch it into online for you, if I go in and insure it, a dupe of it will spawn outside LSC that you can see (I think)

 

[Mudd]

I have a save with one, I'd be willing to glitch it into online for you, if I go in and insure it, a dupe of it will spawn outside LSC that you can see (I think)

I believe he will only see the insured duplicate. You will actually pull out of LSC in the uninsured, but invisible version. I've yet to figure out a method of using this glitch to duplicate a veh for someone else.

 

[Jahgee]

I believe he will only see the insured duplicate. You will actually pull out of LSC in the uninsured, but invisible version. I've yet to figure out a method of using this glitch to duplicate a veh for someone else.

Damn, that's too bad.

Unrelated, but does anyone here have a Baseball bat that they wouldn't mind giving to me?

 

[Davidies]

Damn, that's too bad.

Unrelated, but does anyone here have a Baseball bat that they wouldn't mind giving to me?

No, but I have a Pink Assault shotgun. Want that instead?

 

[Jahgee]

No, but I have a Pink Assault shotgun. Want that instead?

Have the same thing

 

[Dan]

*Sailboat Challenge*

Me: *Flies in with a Cargobob*
"You guys need any help?"

*Gets shot down and kicked from session*

 

[CAMAROBOY69]

@CallmeDan Is it even possible to pick up the sailboat with the cargo bob?

I really think at least 1 sail boat could fit under the small bridge if wedged just right. And yes you would be disqualified from that Sailboat challenge if you were able to pick it up with the cargo bob. haha The Sail Boat must go under all the bridges without exploding to pass the challenge.

 

[Dan]

@CallmeDan Is it even possible to pick up the sailboat with the cargo bob?

I really think at least 1 sail boat could fit under the small bridge if wedged just right. And yes you would be disqualified from that Sailboat challenge if you were able to pick it up with the cargo bob. haha The Sail Boat must go under all the bridges without exploding to pass the challenge.

Surprisingly, you can pick it up with the Cargobob. It connects right at the top of the mast and looks absolutely hilarious.

 

[CAMAROBOY69]

Surprisingly, you can pick it up with the Cargobob. It connects right at the top of the mast and looks absolutely hilarious.

Really?! Oh I have to try that. The firetruck also looks quite hilarious when the Cargobob attaches to the fire hose.

 

[AudiMan2011]

Already did the whole picking up a sailboat with a Cargobob thing.

 

[Dan]

Really?! Oh I have to try that. The firetruck also looks quite hilarious when the Cargobob attaches to the fire hose.

If you were lucky enough to see the Cutter from the final heist online, the hook attached to the top of the cutter blade. It looked so strange.

 

[Crumpet]

I wish Rockstar would release more content packs. I enjoyed the new vehicles from the Beach Bum DLC, even the horrible van and the totally not needed knife reskin

 

[Dan]

How about the even worse pistol?

 

[Crumpet]

How about the even worse pistol?

All the level 5 scrubs use it because filthy peasants like free things

 

[Dan]

All the level 5 scrubs use it because filthy peasants like free things

Hey, a free SMG and Sawed-Off Shotty are great. The free pistol that sucks... no.

 

[Jahgee]

Anyone willing to help me do this ASAP?

Don't have a mic, so timing will be hard. I have a special car I want to store. I have a tank that I can call in if you need it.

 

[BlazeTheCat05]

Soo many orange cars...
I'm assuming the special car is....Trevor's Hotrod Blazer?
Anyway, here's a few new pics
Caught my Bodhi getting it's groove on in my garage. Seriously, the second after I took this picture, it stopped dancing..

Chrome Schwartzers oh my...

Free $128,500 every 45 minutes.

 

[Jahgee]

Nope, no interest in it, and I just met Devin in the story save I have. It's the Gruppe Sechs van you drive in the Subtle approach to the Big One, and I found one on the street with no money in it, so I hijacked it and stored it at Michael's house (Won't even let you put it in SP characters garages)

 

[Kitten]

I can help out. Just go on .

 

[Sage Ages]

Is anyone with a tank available to do this on Thursday? I want to test some things out.

 

[Kitten]

Is anyone with a tank available to do this on Thursday? I want to test some things out.

Yes Yes Yes,

 

[Jahgee]

I can help out. Just go on .

OK, I'll invite you

 

[driftinziggy]

OK, I'll invite you

I would've quit that survival!!! Totally doing this.. I have a tank also

 

[Dan]

What I expect in a few days of this glitch:

Me:
*Enters friends garage online*
*Walks forward without looking*
*Eye almost poked out by the tip of the P-996 Lazer*

Friend:
"Yeah, you might want to watch where you're going in here. Haha."

Me:
"Yeah...." *Bumps into Rhino*

 

[Jahgee]

Damn, the glitch didn't work for me, we lost the fake hacked deathmatch and I lagged out of the new one @TheKitten

 

[ProjectWHaT]

I hope that car storing glitch doesn't get patched.

 

[Crumpet]

I hope that car storing glitch doesn't get patched.

It will, but until then...