GTA Online Thread (Useful Links in OP)

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Dean
I honestly think he's one of the few who's not making videos to gain subscribers, or at least I feel he's actually doing it the real purpose of YouTube; fun. đź‘Ť for that.
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I do that too, though at 115 subs, I don't think I'm really challenging him... I also haven't posted a GTA V vid... I know, doors that way...
 
E28
Oh god the team balancing in this game is so bad. Played a death match where the other team had 4 players and mine had 3, all of the players on the other team where higher levels, and then one of my team members left. So it ended up being me and my team mate alone on a beach getting sniped repeatedly. Then the other team got $11 🤬 thousand for winning. :mad: Oh, and then I just played a capture against a team of 4 level 50+'s, when my team had two rank 30's (me and another) and 2 rank 9's. Why can't they have somewhat effective team balancing in this game?
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I had the same problem, I joined a 2-on-2 deathmatch and I was up against two Lv.140-160 guys. I quit after getting killed 5 times, it just wasn't fair.
 
DK
I had the same problem, I joined a 2-on-2 deathmatch and I was up against two Lv.140-160 guys. I quit after getting killed 5 times, it just wasn't fair.
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They do it based of of skill levels and not on your actual rank
 
Nevertheless the system's always been bad. That is my main reason for not playing deathmatches. đź‘Ť
 
Katiegan
I once watched one of those 'best customisable cars' videos and the Feltzer was in it, and the guy said it was like a Supra. Unfortunately, he was British too.
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We're terribly represented by YouTubers. Honestly, we don't all talk like idiots and confuse completely different cars.

EDIT: Anyone else having trouble getting online?
 
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CallmeDan
You're kidding me, right? How the hell does he not know its a Mercedes?!
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I wish I was.



He starts talking about the Feltzer at 2:08.

Also, we don't all have hideous accents like he has.
 
Katiegan
Also, we don't all have hideous accents like he has.
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Katiegan
They also kept calling me 'he'. Um, with a username like 'Katiegan' and a female character, do you really think I'm a guy?
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Another dead giveaway that you're actually a female is that your character is wearing real clothing, unlike every other female character running around Los Santos in bikinis. :D
 
Carbonox
In the whole online mode, there's no better feeling than exiting your garage in that modded yellow Comet, with the sun shining and the chorus blasting off at the radio at that very moment: "Want you to make me feel, like I'm the only girl in the world"
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Exiting your garage in a modded Emperor, at midnight and the chorus blasting off at the radio on that very moment:"Rollin down the street, smokin indo, sippin on gin and juice"
 
Flying through the city at night in a Frogger, with 1759 (Outro) by Richard Spaven playing in the background. :)
 
So i found this track....
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And I thought it was just an average street course, until i saw this video..


(Note: Contains a lot of f-bombs. Like, a nuclear shower of f-bombs.)

And now I wanna hold a 16 player GTA race with it and watch the carnage that will happen.
 
That looks like a lot of fun. I wonder how they were able to levitate the ramps like that. Usually everything has to be attached to the ground.
 
the PS3 version is rubbish, there aren't as many "steps" and the ramp halfway around the course can be skipped by driving up through the levels of the multistory car park
 
I haven't played this game in a couple weeks. Been hooked on Titanfall and a few other 360 games. Also trying to get more time in GT6. I still truly enjoy GTA5, just really waiting for heists.
 
DCybertron
So i found this track....
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And I thought it was just an average street course, until i saw this video..


(Note: Contains a lot of f-bombs. Like, a nuclear shower of f-bombs.)

And now I wanna hold a 16 player GTA race with it and watch the carnage that will happen.
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That there looks way more infuriating than that race across water... I hope to never drive this one though. :boggled:
 
cally-dave
the PS3 version is rubbish, there aren't as many "steps" and the ramp halfway around the course can be skipped by driving up through the levels of the multistory car park
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After seeing the above video, I had to attempt a super-jump for myself (on PS3). I stuck it on one of my favorite stretches of road, good luck! http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/games/gtav/jobs/job/hhYbtX9ePkeM_ULzYbfbOg?platformId=2

Add: This is also my very first attempt at the Creator, let me know what you think!
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Mudd
After seeing the above video, I had to attempt a super-jump for myself (on PS3). I stuck it on one of my favorite stretches of road, good luck! http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/games/gtav/jobs/job/hhYbtX9ePkeM_ULzYbfbOg?platformId=2

Add: This is also my very first attempt at the Creator, let me know what you think!
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Just clicked to add it to the game, I shall have a look at it, and let you know what I think :)

I better go back, and edit my initial race to add dirt bikes, would make it much more fun :p

EDIT: Motorbikes now available

http://rsg.ms/1mpImAa

I also have a Capture Creator made, which I finished, and published minutes before the Creator mode was taken down the other week

http://rsg.ms/1mUO0dQ

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@Mudd Nice little race there, my only suggestion, would be to block off the end of the bridge, so that players are forced to climb the ramps ;)
 
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cally-dave
@Mudd Nice little race there, my only suggestion, would be to block off the end of the bridge, so that players are forced to climb the ramps ;)
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Oops! During the lengthy amount of time I spent making adjustments, I forgot to replace a checkpoint. I've now adjusted it so a checkpoint is at the stunt cam location, you cannot finish without triggering the cam at the top. đź‘Ť
 
So, turns out the Super Diamond is actually pretty good at drifting. I've been doing a lot of 'hooning' (as @Katiegan might say) in it recently, and while the Futo is obviously better, it's certainly one of the easier cars to drift, probably because of the back-ends tendency to slip out. The main issue is it's size, which makes it rather tricky to say, drift through a car-park. Plus the fact that my jet-black Super Diamond, with a 2-letter plate, limo-tint and chrome wheels can be a bit of a griefer magnet, despite (or possibly because of) the fact I think it's rather classy. If I had a capture card, I'd replicate this video. :D

Come to think of it, the JB700 should be a decent drifter too, since that's ridiculously slippy through the corners, although keeping it at high revs could be an issue.
 
E28
So, turns out the Super Diamond is actually pretty good at drifting. I've been doing a lot of 'hooning' (as @Katiegan might say) in it recently, and while the Futo is obviously better, it's certainly one of the easier cars to drift, probably because of the back-ends tendency to slip out. The main issue is it's size, which makes it rather tricky to say, drift through a car-park. Plus the fact that my jet-black Super Diamond, with a 2-letter plate, limo-tint and chrome wheels can be a bit of a griefer magnet, despite (or possibly because of) the fact I think it's rather classy. If I had a capture card, I'd replicate this video. :D

Come to think of it, the JB700 should be a decent drifter too, since that's ridiculously slippy through the corners, although keeping it at high revs could be an issue.
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Funny that you posted the Rolls Royce Rally Car video. :lol:

I immediately thought about it when I read the first sentence and I was going to post it, but you beat me to it. :mad: :grumpy:
 
Question: How do you keep repeating a mission that a contact gave you? I just leveled up to 75 and I want to grind Rooftop Rumble.
 

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