GTA Online Thread (Useful Links in OP)

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Do not attempt to carry a Dump with a Cargobob. You will die a horrible death.

I tried that, carried it to one of the islands to the west.

Pro-tip: If the Dump jams against the Cargobob, release it as quick as possible. It'll save your life.
 
I am now the owner of the rarest vehicle online that isn't the damn Hearse. :D

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Do not attempt to carry a Dump with a Cargobob. You will die a horrible death.
Part of the trick is to use very slow, very light controls. I had an easier time controlling it while using the rudder controls than I did using left and right on the stick. The other part is knowing when to bail. Like AudiMan2011 said, detach/jump if the Dump starts sticking to the bottom of the CargoBob.
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The online freezing issues are really starting to hurt this game. Unresolved freezes were the same reason I stopped playing NBA 2K.:indiff:
 
I've never froze playing GTA yet. The only problems I've had with GTA was completely not able to go on GTAO for the first 2 months of GTAO release.
 
Mine freezes an average of three times during a five session.
 
Just noticed the typo, meant die not do :lol:

I think you may mean me. I didn't see the train in time.
No, I knew how you died because I got killed the moment after.

Before you were there, Custom and I were driving around and suddenly:
"Custom878 died"
 
So I just finished creating a race version of the route used in the first heist. Unfortunately, rockstar won't let me use the actual mission title anywhere in the name or description.

Edit: Here it is. I would not recommend 16 people at once, though, especially with SUVs. :lol:
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You are a lucky bastard.

I ran into one in the first five minutes of play time tonight. I jumped into somebody else's RR and found the car. Afterwards, I could mod the car. However, I wasn't able to insure it or store it in my garage. Felt kind of cheated.

edit: I found another, store-able vehicle within 30 minutes. They started spawning everywhere I looked.
 
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Can anyone help me with the money glitch on Sunday EST? I need more money. $1.05 million isn't going to cut it for the high life update. :/
 
Can anyone help me with the money glitch on Sunday EST? I need more money. $1.05 million isn't going to cut it for the high life update. :/

Quit moaning! I have 3k! Can't find it in me to go online, because I am beyond fed up of the constant session issues. I join a room - everybody leaves. I join a new session, everybody leaves. I join ANOTHER new session, I manage to get in a car and make it out of my garage - everybody leaves.
 
This video is done pretty well, and it was something I'd been wondering. Which superbike is the fastest?


Turns out my original choice, the Akuma, seems to have been the right one. Although the Double-T is pretty close and according to their specs stops better and may handle better. Strangely enough the Bati 801 seems to be noticeably faster than the Bati 801 RR despite claiming to be identical.:odd:

Has anyone ever noticed too, on the R* Social Club the PCJ 600 (a bike, coincidentally, I'm thinking of filling my last garage spot with when the update comes out next week) is pictured with a single round headlamp yet in the game always appears with twin small headlamps?

Edit: That makes my current list:
1) Maibatsu Sanchez
2) Albany Buccaneer
3) Imponte Phoenix
4) Declasse Voodoo
5) Nagasaki Blazer
6) Vapid Sandking SWB
7) Vapid Peyote
8) Declasse Tornado (coupe, in good condition, not rusted)
9) Western Bagger
10) ****zu PCJ600
I'm thinking I'll split my 2 garages, if possible, in to "Muscle Cars (including my Coquette)" and "Other".
 
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Quit moaning! I have 3k! Can't find it in me to go online, because I am beyond fed up of the constant session issues. I join a room - everybody leaves. I join a new session, everybody leaves. I join ANOTHER new session, I manage to get in a car and make it out of my garage - everybody leaves.
I wasn't moaning. BTW, I could help you get a few million, but you need to follow the tutorial. You are going to need a supercar in your garage for this.
 
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