Happy birthday!!!!

[axletramp]

How about a temporary ban at 9,999 posts just because it's funny?

 

[W3H5]

Nooooooooo! Id'd quite like a ban free record. This is honestly the only place on the web I go on, apart from reading the news, it would be like kicking me out of my own home!

 

[Neal]

Happy belated birthday buddy, hope you're enjoying Lahndan

 

[Grand Prix]

Happy birthday to the resident GTP Clown.

 

[Shaun]

Happy Birthday mate.
And as a bonus you're back in the ole country to celebrate it.

Cheers Shaun.

 

[axletramp]

Olé country. Spain?

 

[W3H5]

Happy belated birthday buddy, hope you're enjoying Lahndan

You're on time, my birthday's today but I opened last year's thread yesterday to save somebody making a duplicate.

Happy birthday to the resident GTP Clown.

Cheers.

 

[axletramp]

If your the GTP Clown does that mean your hair is actually a wig afterall? Ha, rumbled!

 

[Grand Prix]

If your the GTP Clown does that mean your hair is actually a wig afterall? Ha, rumbled!

Maybe it's a wig on top of his Sideshow Bob hair. Hair-ception.

 

[W3H5]

The hair is offended. I've tried to reason with it but it's not happy with you chaps!

 

[axletramp]

Are we going toupé?

 

[W3H5]

Are you the root of the problem? If so, we'll need a straightener!

 

[axletramp]

Weave made it to 10,000 I see.

 

[W3H5]

A sad day for real life, a great day for the internet!

 

[DustDriver]

If you say so.




Oh, Happy Birthday.

 

[obsessive rules]

A sad day for real life, a great day for the internet!

No ban? Hmmmmm.

 

[W3H5]

e-penis 1
real one 0

 

[E28]

I urm, kind of missed your birthday, so a happy late birthday!

 

[axletramp]

e-penis 1
real one 0

I believe I've suffered from the first one.

 

[Grand Prix]

I believe I've suffered from the first one.

Sounds like a hairy encounter.

 

[DustDriver]

Groundskeeper Willie doesn't care for jokes like that.

 

[Grand Prix]

Groundskeeper Willie doesn't care for jokes like that.

Groundskeeper Willie to the rescue! Talk about cutting it fine.

 

[DustDriver]

It sure was a close shave.

 

[Small_Fryz]

Happy Birthday Shem 👍

 

[W3H5]

OK, I'm really drunk now, want to go out and destroy something in the name of chaos!

Bon voyage!

 

[mattythedog]

It's the year anniversary of the London riots, so be careful what you start.

 

[W3H5]

I'm absolutely wasted and am very tempted to go out into town and go mental. Spoze there isn't anything stopping me!


And I'm gone...

 

[mattythedog]

I do hope you're nowhere near me...

 

[obsessive rules]

I would get drunk for my birthday tomorrow.... But I'm only 25 then

 

[W3H5]

Well, turns out, just because one can type, doesn't mean one is fit to walk. I'm having trouble stading up.