Holy Crap, there definetly is something wrong with the weather

[Tercel_driver]

It is hot outside! It is not supposed to be like that during this time of the year. I am fearing it has to do with the latest sun explosions.

 

[milefile]

It's global warming. We've destroyed the planet. We're all going to die. When the sun explodes.

 

[Flerbizky]

In 2 billion years

 

[Tercel_driver]

Actually, the sun will die in the next 5 billion years. But lately, for those who dont know, there have been some wild explosions in the sun. Solar waves three times the size of the earth have been seen from the sun's corona. These solar flares are coming to earth, and because of you messed up is our ozone, and the danger of these solar flares, I am beginning to think this is the beginning of the end. (Solar flares, are very dangerous to us humans. It could cause cancer and the alike). Plus the air out there smells like something is burned.

 

[milefile]

Start saying your good-byes.

 

[boombexus]

Huh, it's done nothing but snow here the last 3 days.

Solar flares my arse.

But I do have my handbasket ready in case this crazy weather means that we are all going to hell.

 

[Attila_Da_Hun]

Meh, only a little cell phone static and satelite distortion here. I still live.

 

[milefile]

Originally posted by boombexus

Solar flares my arse.

That's what he said.

 

[Attila_Da_Hun]

It feels like burning!

 

[Timmotheus]

Originally posted by boombexus
But I do have my handbasket ready in case this crazy weather means that we are all going to hell.

Like I said earlier, you get a nice fruitbasket. Nobody wants unhappy residents!

The solar flares are not going to kill us because of holes in the ozone. That's just nonsense. They disrupt communications. They don't affect weather patterns either. You're absolutely crazy.

 

[Klostrophobic]

I've been wearing SPF 120 sunblock since February of 1993. I've got no worries.

I'll sit back and watch the sun engulf all you bastard. I'll also laugh. And I might steal your money after you die.

Watch out. Bastards.

Bastard.