Here is the natural progression of life, as represented with smilies.
K and pre K
- too stupid to know anybetter
1st grade
- learning, but still stupid
2nd
- figured out that everyone is gigantic compared to you
3rd
- dumb and realizing it.
4th
- still a moron, but at least you are self aware.
5th
- most likely you are the highest grade in elementary, and think you are the stuff again...
6th
- Back to the end of the foodchain bottom feeders!
7th
- Hey, I didn't used to have little hairs there...
8th :smilewink - Hey baby, I'll get my mom to drop us off at the mall...
9th :sleep: - So tired, just five more minutes and I'll get up, I swear.
10th 😈 - Aahhh, the teenage years.
11th :burnout: - get your motor runnin', Head out on the Highway...
12th
- I'm outta here sucka!!!
College Freshman
Oh yeah, thats the stuff. Give it here.
College Freshman(year two)
What's my major? Lady, I don't even know what I want to do next summer let alone the rest of my life!
Sophomore
- Have I put on a few pounds? How did that happen? All I had to eat today was three slices of pizza, and... Oh yeah 5 pitchers of Genesee Light.
Junior
- How the hell am I supposed to do four 10 page papers, and have two midterms all in the same week? This must be what Hell is like.
Senior
- I'm the man, now it's off to get rich...
First job interview
- I wonder if I wrapped my armpits in saran wrap, would it stop me from "pitting out" before I even get into the interview.
Career
- Finally I have a good job, and a steady income. Now I can travel, and have all the great things I always wanted, like a sports car, and a big screen TV.
Wife and Kids
- I guess my 19 inch zenith will last a few more years... And thank god for Honda civics.
Retirement
- Screw you Suckers!!!
Death
- Hey isn't that my nephew looting my house?
Fin
