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[Deathhawk]

A man was going up to bed, when his wife told
him he'd left the light on in the garden shed-
she could see it from the bedroom window. But
he said that he hadn't been in the shed that
day. He looked himself, and there were people
in the shed, stealing things.

He rang the police, but they told him that
no-one was in his area, so no-one was available
to catch the thieves. He said ok, hung up,
counted to 30 and rang the police again.

"Hello. I just rang you a few seconds ago
because there were people in my shed? Well,
you don't have to worry about them now, I've
just shot them all."

Within five minutes there were half a dozen
police cars in the area, an Armed Response
unit, the works. Of course, they caught
the burglars red-handed.

One of the policemen said to this man: "I
thought you said you'd shot them!"

He replied: "I thought you said there was
no-one available!"

 

[-Fred-]

that's old, but still good to read

 

[Saleen Man]

Originally posted by PunkRock
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see, i put owner in my title, and it works!

 

[Josh]

Originally posted by PunkRock
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see, i put owner in my title, and it works!

Hehe, me too, but your's is cooler.

 

[-Fred-]

here's the original pic, to show she has clothes on, and to show her great beauty...

 

[-Fred-]

http://www.user8.com/gallery/varekova/varekova01.html

click on the pic to see the next one... damn she's hot!

 

[Josh]

 

[1X83Z]

You need to see the video for the song 'Wicked Game.'

 

[Deathhawk]

this is the last one, but it kicks ass:

The answer to the eternal question, "Is it better to be a jock or a nerd?"

Michael Jordan made over $300,000 a game. That equals $10,000 a minute, at
an average of 30 minutes per game. With $40 million in endorsements, he
made $178,100 a day, working or not.

If he sleeps 7 hours a night, he makes $52,000 every night while visions of
sugarplums dance in his head.

If he goes to see a movie, it'll cost him $7.00, but he'll make $18,550
while he's there.

If he decides to have a 5 minute egg, he'll make $618 while boiling it. He
makes $7,415/hr more than minimum wage.

He'll make $3,710 while watching each episode of Friends. If he wanted to
save up for a new Acura NSX ($90,000) it would take him a whole 12 hours.

If someone were to hand him his salary and endorsement money, they would
have to do it at the rate of $2.00 every second.

He'll probably pay around $200 for a nice round of golf, but will be
reimbursed $33,390 for that round.

Assuming he puts the federal maximum of 15% of his income into a tax
deferred account (401k), he will hit the federal cap of $9500 at 8:30 a.m.
on January 1st.

If you were given a penny for every 10 dollars he made, you 'd be living
comfortably at $65,000 a year.

He'll make about $19.60 while watching the 100 meter dash in the Olympics.

He'll make about $15,600 during the Boston Marathon. While the common
person is spending about $20 for a meal in his trendy Chicago restaurant,
he'll pull in about $5600.

This year, he'll make more than twice as much as all U.S. past presidents
for all of their terms combined.

Amazing isn't it?

However, if Jordan saves 100% of his income for the next 250 years, he'll
still have less than Bill Gates has today.

Game over. Nerd wins.

 

[-Fred-]

i'd rather be an athlete than a lifeless nerd, i must say...

 

[boombexus]

Originally posted by M5Power
You need to see the video for the song 'Wicked Game.'

OH YEAH! That chic is YUMMY!

 

[StevieMo]

yeah
but how many athletes make nearly as much as jordan?
more than nerds that make the same as gates im sure

 

[boombexus]

I wonder if the filter will pick up -Douche bag!

 

[boombexus]

Yeah!

It's the little things that make me happy!

 

[Viper_Maniac]

Originally posted by PunkRock

here's the original pic, to show she has clothes on, and to show her great beauty...

 

[-Fred-]

damn... that can't be... not a single MKIV Supra for sale across Canada...

i know they've never been popular here, but still...

 

[boombexus]

Viper, put up some shots of that chic in your avatar! She is "smokin"

 

[-Fred-]

ah... found 2 of them in BC, both are modified...

50 000$ for the cheapest one!

 

[StevieMo]

i used to be in bc
never seen any MKIVs though

 

[boombexus]

How is BC? I was thinking of moving to Whistler/Blackholm.

How is that area?

 

[-Fred-]

Originally posted by StevieMo
i used to be in bc
never seen any MKIVs though

they're extremely hard to find here... you'll probably see a Lamborghini Diablo before a Supra... hence why i saw 3 Diablos, and only 1 MKIV ever... a black and bone stock one

 

[Josh]

Originally posted by PunkRock
ah... found 2 of them in BC, both are modified...

50 000$ for the cheapest one!

Doesn't that suck?!? By the time I get my MKIV they're all gonna be ****ing modded. I wanna start out stock dammit.

 

[Deathhawk]

Really? They are all over the place here man. I see a stock one every so often.

 

[Josh]

I was coming back from Old Navy the other day, and I passed a Royal Sapphire Pearl Supra Turbo. I alsmost **** my pants, even though I had seen it before. It's got a nice bodt kit/wheels, but the wing is gay.

 

[-Fred-]

Originally posted by Josh



Doesn't that suck?!? By the time I get my MKIV they're all gonna be ****ing modded. I wanna start out stock dammit.

by the time i find one, i'll probably be too old to drive,yet alone walk by myself, we'll drive nuclear powered hovercrafts and people will fly with jetpacks...

 

[1X83Z]

Originally posted by Josh



Doesn't that suck?!? By the time I get my MKIV they're all gonna be ****ing modded. I wanna start out stock dammit.

Yep. There's only two things that make vehicle resale hard: The fact that you've got body modifications, or the fact that it's yellow.

 

[Deathhawk]

http://www.canadatrader.com/trader/result/affich.asp?sid=73EDAHL12305669&rubno=4000&pa=9&pr=3
http://www.canadatrader.com/trader/result/affich.asp?sid=73EDAHL12305669&rubno=4000&pa=8&pr=2

 

[StevieMo]

Originally posted by PunkRock


they're extremely hard to find here... you'll probably see a Lamborghini Diablo before a Supra... hence why i saw 3 Diablos, and only 1 MKIV ever... a black and bone stock one

I've only seen one too.... and that was in San Diego when i was on vacation... I was lookin in the local autotrader and there was a MKIV for sale in calgary or edmonton

 

[-Fred-]

Originally posted by Deathhawk
Really? They are all over the place here man. I see a stock one every so often.

i have seen 2 in fact... the black one i mentionned, and a pretty invisible one at a car show, painted candy green with metal flaked paint... the car was from NY, IIRC...

kids prefer small cars, older guys drive GNXs, Stangs and F-Bodies...

 

[Deathhawk]

There are 5 here:

http://search.trader.ca/Results.asp...s&DisplayRowCount=6&mknm=768&mdnm=SUPRA&CAT=1