Originally posted by PunkRock
http://www.redneckhumor.com/joke.asp?jokeID=784
look, this explain a normal day in Josh's life!![]()
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Originally posted by Josh
I reckon that's true.
No, I've never used the word "reckon" before.
Originally posted by boombexus
M5 is in "red neck" central right now!
Hey M5, remember it's OK to drive with an open beer container in Texas!
Originally posted by M5Power
Considering you used it twice in that post, I reckon that you'd have used the word 19,196 times in all your years at GTP (the one, that is).
Only God knows how many times you've used it in real life.
Did you guys know that 'owner' is censored? What kind of bullsht is that?
Originally posted by Josh
Thank God you didn't say howdy.Hello maniac.
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You consider a six-pack and a bug-zapper high-quality entertainment.
Originally posted by PunkRock
what a great joke!
"Josh and viper_maniac are sitting in a bar and watching the 11:00 P.M. news. A man is standing on the ledge of a high-rise building, contemplating suicide.
viper_maniac says to Josh: "I'll bet you $20.00 that the man jumps off that building and commits suicide."
Josh thinks for a moment then replies: "OK, you're on!"
They watch for a few minutes and sure enough, the man jumps off the ledge. Josh sighs and reaches for his wallet, but the maniac stops him, saying: "I can't take your money - I feel too guilty. I have to confess that I watched the 6:00 P.M. news this evening and I knew that the man would jump.
Josh replied: "Oh! I watched the 6:00 P.M. news too, but I didn't think he'd jump off again!"
Originally posted by M5Power
I put 'owner of maine's flannel shop' or something in my user title originally and it was censored!
Originally posted by Josh
Hmm, I'll post a "" smilie because that's mildly funny, but it would have been even funnier had I not been the dumbass in the joke.
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A Blonde suspects that her boyfriend is cheating on her. She goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment that same day, and, sure enough, when she opens the door, she finds him in the arms of a redhead. She becomes extremely angry. She opens her purse and pulls out the gun to shoot him, but she's suddenly overcome with grief. She puts the gun up to the side her head. Her boyfriend yells "Honey, don't do it." She replies "Shut up, you're next."
Originally posted by PunkRock
but the maniac stops him, saying: "I can't take your money - I feel too guilty.
Originally posted by boombexus
Hey M5,
You can even carry your revolver around with you!
Did your rental car come with a gun rack?![]()
Originally posted by M5Power
I knew that - in fact, you can carry a gun in Church in Texas.
No. Instead my rental car came with the following on the steering wheel:
"This car is front-wheel drive"
"This car was made in Avon Lakes, Ohio"
"This car was sold as part of a fleet"
And several others - it was a FACTORY sticker, I swear to God! (Much like the 'WARNING!' stickers for airbags - but those aren't on the steering wheel pad!)
Originally posted by Josh
That's because Jordan doesn't want people putting "Owner" in their titles, and claiming they own the site or anything. Obviously that's not what you're wanting "Owner" in there for though...