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Originally posted by NocturnalPS
Did anything interesting happen to anyone today?
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Almost got kicked out of school...:rolleyes:



I was sitting there minding my own business, and these two skanks next to me were talking about sex...(it was torture).



Anyways, I had just about heard enough when one of them said, "Yeah, me and my boyfriend have been together for almost 4 years now, and we estimated that we've had sex with eachother over 4, 560 times...:eek::reallyodd ..." I was sort of shocked after hearding that and I(without thinking) blurted out, "Good God woman you're a whore!..."



I got out of it though, after telling the teacher the whole story...
 
Originally posted by Josh



Almost got kicked out of school...:rolleyes:



I was sitting there minding my own business, and these two skanks next to me were talking about sex...(it was torture).



Anyways, I had just about heard enough when one of them said, "Yeah, me and my boyfriend have been together for almost 4 years now, and we estimated that we've had sex with eachother over 4, 560 times...:eek::reallyodd ..." I was sort of shocked after hearding that and I(without thinking) blurted out, "Good God woman you're a whore!..."



I got out of it though, after telling the teacher the whole story...
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:rotfl: HAHA well.... ive been with my girl for 2 years now.. and we have had sex about half that number of times. Does that make me a whore too? :lol:
 
Man i finally found a song ive been looking for ... for like ever!!!!

Im soo happy.
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No...;)



I didn't believe this chick, though. She's one of those EXTREMELY ugly girls(needs braces badly, but can't afford 'em) who likes to brag about how many times she's had sex, and how guys are always hitting on her/telling her she has big boobs.:rolleyes:


I think she was confused. I think she meant to say, "I don't have a boyfriend, but in the past 4 years I've slept with over 4,560 different guys..."
 
Originally posted by Josh
No...;)



I didn't believe this chick, though. She's one of those EXTREMELY ugly girls(needs braces badly, but can't afford 'em) who likes to brag about how many times she's had sex, and how guys are always hitting on her/telling her she has big boobs.:rolleyes:


I think she was confused. I think she meant to say, "I don't have a boyfriend, but in the past 4 years I've slept with over 4,560 different guys..."
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:rotfl: 4,560 GUYS!! HAHA!!... Man i love my girls boobies. There great!! :D When i first met her that the first thing i noticed. But lets try and keep that a secret ;)
 
Originally posted by StevieMo
what song???
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I heard it on the radio like 10 times and they never said what the name of it was. Than a friend of my girlfriend came over with a cd and it had the song i wanted on there. Its off the "Trance Party (volume one)" cd.
song is called "Laut Sprecher - Omnibus" Its a Great song. Well anyways i went out to best buy and bought it cause i could not find it anywhere to download.
 
Originally posted by NocturnalPS
:rotfl: 4,560 GUYS!! HAHA!!... Man i love my girls boobies. There great!! :D When i first met her that the first thing i noticed. But lets try and keep that a secret ;)
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Hmm...:reallyodd



Let's start a thread asking everyone what they think of their girl's "boobies"...:lol:
 
You guys are lucky to have girls. I dont. I havent had a girl for about 5 years now. *sighs* Oh well. At least I still got my pornos. :smilewink
 
Originally posted by Josh





Hmm...:reallyodd



Let's start a thread asking everyone what they think of their girl's "boobies"...:lol:
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Hell yeah. thats an idea there. Go for it Josh.. You make it. :p
 
Originally posted by viper_maniac
You guys are lucky to have girls. I dont. I havent had a girl for about 5 years now. *sighs* Oh well. At least I still got my pornos. :smilewink
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Dude man.. I have got to warn you. Dont turn out like my friend.
 
Originally posted by Josh
"I don't have a boyfriend, but in the past 4 years I've slept with over 4,560 different guys..."
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i know some girl like that...
 
Originally posted by viper_maniac
You guys are lucky to have girls. I dont. I havent had a girl for about 5 years now. *sighs* Oh well. At least I still got my pornos. :smilewink
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LOL my bad i didnt finish what i was gonna say. Well dont turn out like my friend. He never had a girlfriend in his whole life. Than out of nowhere he mets this girl. She was his first everything; sex, kiss and such. He moved in with her and 4 months later and got married. I was like :eek: NOOO!!! I know hes not happy. Im almost sure of it. He use to be all buff and big, but the last time i saw him he had lost all of his buffness and weight. Poor guy. I feel for him. :( I miss him too. Last time i saw him was in October when he got married. Oh and that was also the last time i talked to him. I could never get in touch with him since than. His girl always tells me that hes not in.
 
Noc, your story reminds me of my cousin... had sex for the first time at 25!
 
Originally posted by PunkRock
Noc, your story reminds me of my cousin... had sex for the first time at 25!
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Yeah man my friend was 20 going on 21 when he had sex. And the girl hes with was like 25! or somthing like that. Anyways i still visit his parents and i have to ask them how hes doing. Sometimes they dont even know!
 
Originally posted by NocturnalPS
LOL my bad i didnt finish what i was gonna say. Well dont turn out like my friend. He never had a girlfriend in his whole life. Than out of nowhere he mets this girl. She was his first everything; sex, kiss and such. He moved in with her and 4 months later and got married. I was like :eek: NOOO!!! I know hes not happy. Im almost sure of it. He use to be all buff and big, but the last time i saw him he had lost all of his buffness and weight. Poor guy. I feel for him. :( I miss him too. Last time i saw him was in October when he got married. Oh and that was also the last time i talked to him. I could never get in touch with him since than. His girl always tells me that hes not in.
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Yeah. I wouldnt rush into things that quickly cuz i know it would backfire on me big time. I wouldnt get married that quickly. My brother is getting married to this one girl hes only known for about 3-4 months i think. Geez.
 
Originally posted by viper_maniac


Yeah. I wouldnt rush into things that quickly cuz i know it would backfire on me big time. I wouldnt get married that quickly. My brother is getting married to this one girl hes only known for about 3-4 months i think. Geez.
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Yeah its messed up. Ive been with my girlfriend for like 1¼ years longer before he even met that girl. And nows hes MARRIED!!!! AWWWW damn ....
 
Originally posted by PunkRock


check this one out...
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quick! everybody to the bathrooms!
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Hm...well, I do want Tony Danza to die, but there's absolutely NO WAY IN HELL I could possibly masturbate anytime soon after seeing him and his name attached to a pic about masturbating...:nervous:



Eww, Oh God that's gross...
 
LoL when was your first time you guys had sex. If you had already. If you havent had sex than your not missing out on anything good if your young. :D Well anyways i was 14 when i first had it.
 
Originally posted by NocturnalPS
LoL when was your first time you guys had sex. If you had already. If you havent had sex than your not missing out on anything good. :D Well anyways i was 14 when i first had it.
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oh god... i think i was 16... at a party, drunk as hell, ended up with my friend's sister... Worse thing is he never knew!
 
Originally posted by NocturnalPS
LoL when was your first time you guys had sex. If you had already. If you havent had sex than your not missing out on anything good if your young. :D Well anyways i was 14 when i first had it.
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Well anyways now that i look back on that i realize it wasn’t all that great. Nowhere near as Great As it is Now. :D
 
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