A Brief Guide to Quake II Expressions
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GG - Polite way to express the phrase "Good Game." Comes in countless variations: ggz, gg's, ggs, ggame, etc.
GM - Polite way to express the phrase "Good Match."
RAPE - I am dead.
LAME - I am dead.
BAH - I am dead.
**** - I am dead.
DAMN - I am dead.
LAG - I am dead, but it's not my fault.
LAAAAAAAG - I am dead, but it's not my fault, really, it's not.
SIGH - Polite way to express the phrase "I am dead."
**** - I am not happy I am dead.
**** YOU - I am REALLY not happy I am dead and it's ALL your damn fault!
OW - I am dead. Comes in many variations: ouch, ow-ow-ow, oof, ow-chee-wa-wa, etc.
&%#$($*@! - I have trouble accepting the fact that I am dead.
WTF - What The ****! Translation: I'm really dead aren't I.
FAG - I am dead and I am an ignorant homophobe.
***** - I am dead and I am a ignorant sexist.
****** - I am dead and I am an ignorant racist.
NICE - I am dead, and my opponent exhibited grace and style in making the kill.
N1 - Nice One. (See "NICE")
HEHE - Hehe.
HAHAHA - Hahaha.
BWAHAHAHAHAHA - Evil laugh meant to convey that I am evil and I am laughing. Variation: MUHAHAHAHAHA.
LOL - Laugh Out Loud.
ROFL - Rolling On Floor Laughing. A horizontal, spastic LOL.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA - Taunt generally meant to convey the fact that "You are dead." Further conveys immaturity and the inability to live confortably with one's own testosterone.
SPANKED - I killed you.
OWNED - I killed you, I killed you, I killed you, and I have low self-esteem outside this game.
WAH - Someone, somewhere, for no apparent reason, is whining.
NP - No problem
J/K - Just kidding.
SNAFU - Situation Normal, All ****ed Up.
STFU - Shut The **** Up.
THAT WAS GAY - You killed me, you big brute. Oh, and by the way, I am a homophobe.
YOU'RE A BOT - You are sure killing lots of people for being a no talent clod....like me.
THX - Thank you. Comes in many variations: thanks, thanx, thnx, etc.
OMG - Oh My God. You killed me... badly. (See "SPANKED")
OMFG - Oh My ****ing God. You killed me REALLY badly. (See "OWNED")
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In addition, Quakers will also see the following subtle manifestations of their opponents' emotions:

- I smile
=) - I smile gleefully.
:-) - I smile and I have a nose.
:/\) - I smile and I have a really BIG nose.
8) - I wear glasses.
|-P - I squint and stick my tongue out at you.
:-( - I am not a happy camper.

- I wink at you.
:_( - Can you see my tears?
P-) - I am a pirate, "Yo Ho Haha."
(: - I have a wrinkled forehead and can't find my lips.
?;^) - I have too much time and I like to show off.
((:-

) - I don't get it yet (or) I'm schizophrenic.
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Most expressions are delivered by players who are recently dead, and vary only in the degree of indignation they feel over the way they got that way. Players who are not dead quickly find out that typing while playing is a quick way to join those on the "other side." The choices players make often reveal more about their character, education and status as intelligent citizens of a crowded planet than it does about their opponent, the game, gameplay or the manner of their death.
"Better to remain silent and thought a fool than to speak up and remove all doubt."
'Nuff said.