How to pass a pee test?

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Originally posted by km
The easyest way to pass a piss test don't farken take durgs in the first place oh and ummm i hope they give u a surprise drug test one day then u will be screwed.


It's always good hoping bad things for people.:rolleyes:

Surprise drug test? Are you joking? It's Popeyes Chicken, not some huge Fortune 500 company who actually gives a flying ****. Drug testing new employees is just their policy. I bet he could go to work stoned, and they probably wouldn't care as long as he did his job.
 
KM,
a couple of things. First, Concept had a curiosity that has now been sated. He never said he even liked it.
Second, Have you never in your whole life done anything that you needed to be forgiven of?

One of the reasons the Church (most churces)gets a bad rap, is because when a person comes to admit wrongdoing and ask for forgiveness and prayer, they get shot down and ostracized.
The Bible says that "none are without sin" and Jesus told the crowd that was about to stone a woman caught in adultry, that if any person had no sin they could cast the first stone. (I always wanted to know why the man wasn't out there too, after all it is impossible to commit adultery alone.)
I guess I'm saying, the guy made a mistake. He did the mature thing and told his mom. He got bailed out by his bro (for a price)He says he won't do it again. He's still in trouble with Moms.
His bro may hold it over his head for a while.
What more do you want? Shall we bring back public floggings?:irked:
Can we please see the nail holes in your hands, and the spear hole in your side.
Oops! That wasn't you. It was Jesus Christ. He compelled us to be compassionate. Even if you are an atheist, you might try it sometime.

Here endeth yet another rant.
 
Giancarlo, I didn't click it, but I bet I know where it goes.
I just had to get that off my chest.;)
 
Originally posted by Gil
KM,
a couple of things. First, Concept had a curiosity that has now been sated. He never said he even liked it.
Second, Have you never in your whole life done anything that you needed to be forgiven of?

One of the reasons the Church (most churces)gets a bad rap, is because when a person comes to admit wrongdoing and ask for forgiveness and prayer, they get shot down and ostracized.
The Bible says that "none are without sin" and Jesus told the crowd that was about to stone a woman caught in adultry, that if any person had no sin they could cast the first stone. (I always wanted to know why the man wasn't out there too, after all it is impossible to commit adultery alone.)
I guess I'm saying, the guy made a mistake. He did the mature thing and told his mom. He got bailed out by his bro (for a price)He says he won't do it again. He's still in trouble with Moms.
His bro may hold it over his head for a while.
What more do you want? Shall we bring back public floggings?:irked:
Can we please see the nail holes in your hands, and the spear hole in your side.
Oops! That wasn't you. It was Jesus Christ. He compelled us to be compassionate. Even if you are an atheist, you might try it sometime.

Here endeth yet another rant.



And all God's people said amen.
 
dude, to be that voilent, nevermind, you smoke pot and have to go to a rehab center for a non-dependant drug??? That just doesn't fit in right with me.
 
Originally posted by Concept
You're also a different person you dumbass.

Anyway, I came clean as Pako suggested. Jeez, it was the hardest thing I've done. Seeing your mother cry in dissapointment is not a fun site to see. My mom has banned me from seeing the friend I smoked it with. We've been friends since the 7th grade too. She cried to me about how upset this makes her and how she thought she had brought me up better. I told her over and over that it was my first time and that I just wanted to see what it was like. She told me it was no excuse and that I had lost her trust completely. There's nothing worse than having your mother in tears telling you how dissapointed she is in you. Although my life pretty much sucks now, I understand that I brought this upon myself and that it's just a mistake I'll have to live with. All in all I don't think what I did was such a bad thing. I will understand some day I guess. I love my mother.
You should have my mom... she actually had to come clean to me about it. I just laugh at her about it though. Good times.
*EDIT* Now that I think about it we've actually smoked up together. I'm 16 too BTW.
 
Originally posted by StevieMo
You should have my mom... she actually had to come clean to me about it. I just laugh at her about it though. Good times.
*EDIT* Now that I think about it we've actually smoked up together. I'm 16 too BTW.

Heh, I wish my mom would have been like that in a way. I didn't need her to flip out on me. My mom doesn't drink or do drugs. All she does is smoke cigarettes and I hate it. Can't stand em.
 
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