How to pass a pee test?

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I would like to apologize for what i said earlier in the thread Concept. I can't really understand how it feels to get chewed out by your mother and completly lose her trust (not saying that i never get in trouble). It's great that you admit that you brought it on yourself an you've came clean. I know i don't like to be fussed at after i've done something that i know was wrong. I really should have kept my mouth shut and posted some comforting words seeing as how i have no advice. And now that i look back your excuse was not the dumbest i've heard. I have a friend who does pot and he really has no excuse. To do it for nothing is the dumbest (god now i've probably set someone else off). So i apologize for what i said earlier. What i posted was probably the last thing you wanted to hear.

BTW- did you get the job? I hope so.
 
Ouch! I know the feeling, Concept. I remember when my mom first found out I smoked cigarettes, it definetely is one of the worst feelings in the world when your own mother can't trust you. Unfortunately for me, I still haven't gained her trust back after 6 months, but hopefully things will be better for you. If you aren't going to experiment with any drugs any more, just be really honest with your mom, and things should heal more quickly. I must say, though, that I admire you for being able to come clean to your mom like that, I know even that takes a lot sometimes.
 
Matt, you didn't really do anything that horrible. You say you only tried it once a few weeks ago and haven't since then; you're no addict, and most everybody has tried some illegal drug at one point in their life.

What are you going to do about your drug test?
 
Originally posted by vat_man
Actually, once she gets over the initial hurt, it will matter a lot to her that you told her. It might take a week or two, but it will mean a lot to her.
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Agreed. As a parent, I have to back this statement up. You did the right thing, and time will show it to be so, I bet.
 
I'm still getting the job. My brother is going to take the urin test and she knows this. Actually, she suggested it. She doesn't want everyone at the agency to think her soon is a dope addict. :(
 
u aint no addic untill you cant stop


EDIT: i cant spell for **** and it was funny he was calling him self a ADDIC so blow me!:banghead:
 
Concept,

That took some guts man and I applaud you for taking ownership of your decisions and coming clean with your mom. Your doing your part to keep your side of the street clean and that's great. I agree with vat_man that in time, your mom will respect you for telling her the truth (even if it was a week late) and will hopefully build a more open relationship as you get older, which is a great thing to have with a parent.

:cheers:
 
Originally posted by SublimeDood10
I don't see what's funny about that, viperman.
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It's actually incredibly humourous - he spelled 'addict' as 'attic.' That alone is worthy of a Klostrophobic Medal for Stupidity.
 
Originally posted by SublimeDood10
Speaking of Klostrophobic, what ever happened to him?
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Perhaps you should start a thread concerning his disappearance...
 
bummer,.. I'm late,....

The trick is,.. pu tthe clean urine into a pill bottle and tape a hand warmer (ya know, one of those little 3x3 pouches that when you shake 'em, they get hot) to it. It will warm and then hold the temp at approx 99.5 degree's,.. suficiently high enough to make the initial thermometer on the test cup register "OK".

worked for me on 5 occassions......
 
I've noticed that when in a jam, people will carry other peoples urin around, even tape it to their leg. That's disgusting. Heh.
 
You guys should be real proud of yourselves for helping a user pass a drug test. (no offense whatsoever to you Concept, just the rest of you guys.)
 
Originally posted by koolsax
You guys should be real proud of yourselves for helping a user pass a drug test. (no offense whatsoever to you Concept, just the rest of you guys.)
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Koolsax, if somebody asks me for help, I'm going to give it to them. Want to piss and moan about anything else?
 
Originally posted by SublimeDood10
Koolsax, if somebody asks me for help, I'm going to give it to them. Want to piss and moan about anything else?
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I need a million dollars.

So help me already!
 
Originally posted by koolsax
You guys should be real proud of yourselves for helping a user pass a drug test. (no offense whatsoever to you Concept, just the rest of you guys.)
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We (other members) didn't help, Concept's Mom helped in that area.
 
Originally posted by koolsax
I know you guys know what I mean, so **** off.
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I'm sure everyone understood that sentence, as it was written in flawless English. However, this does not mean everyone should agree with you on your flawlessly written English sentence.

So I'd suggest you go four-star yourself, buddy.
 
Originally posted by sn00pie
Where's the blood? What sign? You're always seeing things!
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Hm, I guess you arent all that up to date with the terms of South Auckland. :dopey:

Shot down, liek. Ummmm. I cant explain it.


They come along and say something, then some other guy comes along and says something and the original guy gets shot down. Bummed out.

:odd:
 
Hey Concept, at least you were honest, that's a good sign. 👍 But, I guess she'll eventually forgive you...
 
Depending on the employer you might have to have someone stand next to you while you urinate to make sure you aren't cheating. That is fairly common practice with tons of companies. (Better not get caught with pee taped to your leg either.)
 
Originally posted by RVDNuT374
Don't do any illegal activities.;)
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Just because something is illegal, doesn't mean it's wrong. I won't be saying anymore on this topic as I don't feel like getting heated at the moment!
 
Originally posted by qjasonp
Well nnothing I say now can help,but for future preference if you know its coming up you can just take some AZO standards(those are pills that are like drinking a gallon of cranbarry juice for each pill) so just start takeing those about 48 hours in advance and you sohould be fine.Ok I'm apologizing in advanse for this, but I'm about to go off. This is one of the things I hate about this country of ours. I meen it's fine for some idiot to come to work with about a hour of sleep and a hang over, but god forbid you smoke a joint on your own time on the weekend or even when you get off work to wind down, and they pizz test 2 weeks latter and you get fired. I chchallenge anyone to argure that fact. Places in other parts of the world where it is legal( but regulated) ther is alot less drug related accidents. I just realy don't understand what is so god damed bad about pot. Can someone please tll me:banghead:


And for a great forum on everything weed related just Click here
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*CHEERS*
If I wasn't at work right now, I'd post my own view. Being at work I don't have the time to go into details of my opinions!
 

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