I'd Better Come Clean

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Now that this happened, I must tell everybody the truth: I'm actually a two-year-old Eastern Box Turtle from Maine.

I just couldn't keep living the lie, you know?
 
I know - you're speechless.

Well, I'd better return to my home - a beer can at the bottom of Penobscot Bay.

Bye. :(
 
Originally posted by M5Power
Now that this happened, I must tell everybody the truth: I'm actually a two-year-old Eastern Box Turtle from Maine.

I just couldn't keep living the lie, you know?

I knew it! All those vague shell references!

Bizarre thing - I feel sorry for the guy, his wife died a year or so ago - not a good time to be making rational decisions about relationships.
 
Originally posted by Josh
Good God that girl's face looks repulsive.:scared:

I didn't have the heart to say that about a 12 year old that was kidnapped.... :O
 
Originally posted by vat_man
I knew it! All those vague shell references!


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Bizarre thing - I feel sorry for the guy, his wife died a year or so ago - not a good time to be making rational decisions about relationships.

Definitely not - when I first read over that sentence I thought it said she died a week or so ago; I thought we'd have a murder investigation on our hands. And by 'our,' I mean people who aren't involved with me in any way.
 
Originally posted by M5Power
He obviously didn't see a picture of her before he went to Manchester to tell her he loved her - duh.

Well, he obviously saw her before he told her he loved her, and got on a plane to France with her face.:yuck:

Originally posted by Pako
I didn't have the heart to say that about a 12 year old that was kidnapped.... :O

I guess it's technically a kidnapping, but it's not a kidnapping where the "victim" was taken unvoluntarily. She wanted the relationship just as much as the Marine.

This is all over the news, but the 42 year old woman that married the 13 year old, who was a friend of her sons, on Maury Povich isn't on the news.:odd: Nevermind.
 
Originally posted by SaleenASL
You watch Maury Povich? Get a job.


No, actually, I read about it on another forum I go to.

I probably should get a job, though. Nah, **** it.
 
Originally posted by Josh
Well, he obviously saw her before he told her he loved her, and got on a plane to France with her face.:yuck:



I guess it's technically a kidnapping, but it's not a kidnapping where the "victim" was taken unvoluntarily.

You mean, was taken voluntarily, right?
 
Originally posted by rjensen11
You mean, was taken voluntarily, right?


I said it's NOT a kidnapping where the victim was taken unvoluntarily which is just like saying she was taken voluntarily.:odd:
 
Originally posted by Josh


This is all over the news, but the 42 year old woman that married the 13 year old, who was a friend of her sons, on Maury Povich isn't on the news.:odd: Nevermind.

I saw that on Maury!

The 14 year old boy. and The 42 Year old lady.
The boy's parent's said There will be no sex. :yuck:
 
Originally posted by Josh
I said it's NOT a kidnapping where the victim was taken unvoluntarily which is just like saying she was taken voluntarily.:odd:

Uh - I think I know what you mean - this isn't ideal, but is this what you were getting at?
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Technically it could be a kidnapping, although in this case the 'victim' went with the marine voluntarily, so it probably isn't.
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Bit of an unsual case - he's clearly gone over there on false pretences (how big a hit on your ego to be sucked into flying to Europe by a 12 yo - still, at least she was a girl. Imagine if it was some hairy-backed 400 pound guy!).

The last I heard was:
• July 11, Studabaker flies from Detroit to the Netherlands. He then flies on to Manchester
• July 12, Studabaker and Pennington meet at Manchester airport
• The couple take a flight to London Heathrow, arriving around 1700 GMT
• The pair board at flight from Heathrow to Paris Charles de Gaulle, arriving at 1900 GMT
• The trail goes cold - but he has apparently called the FBI at Detroit to turn himself in (indicating he's not harmed or touched her). She's alleged to have taken a flight back to Liverpool, but the British police are dubious that it was her.
 
Originally posted by vat_man
Bit of an unsual case - he's clearly gone over there on false pretences (how big a hit on your ego to be sucked into flying to Europe by a 12 yo - still, at least she was a girl. Imagine if it was some hairy-backed 400 pound guy!).

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Couldn't be much worse.
 
Well, all I can say is that Chelsea Clinton grew out of her "awkward, ugly duckling phase"....











Mostly.
 
So, maybe that girl has some small chance of becoming "less than scary" looking.
 
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