If bobs could talk, what would they say

[dice1998]

My bobs wouldn't talk.

Some say: They're spawnchilds of a certain helmeted driver.

 

[LordVonPS3]

- Bob: "B-Spec Endurance races are so dull, I wish I was merged with A-Spec for these."

 

[m8h3r]

Dude!! I'm level 1 why am I in a RedBull X2010 on a tiny track like Tuskuba?? Your going to kill me!!

 

[ChaosStar79]

Dude!! I'm level 1 why am I in a RedBull X2010 on a tiny track like Tuskuba?? Your going to kill me!!

Nice:tup:

 

[tyrellg]

At Daytona:
Why are you getting mad at me for braking into a corner? Isn't that what you are supposed to do?

Rofl!!!

 

[noisiaturismo]

i hate my life

 

[T-Unit95]

My Bob: G(reg).Parker.

Me: It's all you, Greg. Slipstream this guy and you get a cookie
*Overtake*
Greg: Oh no! A corner! *Brakes hard*
Me: NO! DON'T BRAKE YOU :censored:ING :censored:HEAD














My other, smarter Bob. N(ick).Frost. My Dream Car Championship grinder.

Nick: It's all the same. I'm left to die in my tiny little box all week and I drive an overpowered, poorly tuned Toyota! Please, I want to retire!!

Me: Look, as soon as we hit Level 35 and buy a Formula GT in the Used Car lot, I'll let you go.

Nick: Really?

Me: NO! Gregs on vacation so he can't do endurance events and Formula cars in the Used Car lot is just a myth!

Nick: Grrr....I may be a Smart Bob but if you keep treating me like this I WILL QUIT!

Me: Just shut up and drive! They're catching up!

 

[dice1998]

I think my bob would commit suicide if he talked now due to negligence

 

[tyrellg]

B.Benjamin: "Tell me to pace up, Ill show you!!!" Pits on last lap of Super Gt Championship.

 

[GT5FREAK500]

Bob: Holy 🤬 this FGT is fast
Me: No 🤬

Bob: Look master I didn't brake at indy in your FGT
Me: Good Bob

 

[DriftStyle]

Bob: I find the best way to overtake is to smash into the back of the other car.
Me: Why?
Bob: 'cos that's what you told me to do...
Me: Ummm... No, I told you to OVERTAKE...

 

[Christian_C]

Me: OVERTAKE
Bob: so wait, you want me to drive OVER the guy in front?
Me: No, I said over...
*Bob slams into the back of AI*
Me: Nevermind...
Bob: I tried to drive over him it didn't work shall I try again?
Me: NO! OVERTAKE MEANS DRIVE AROUND HIM!
Bob: around him? but it's called overtake, surely that means I drive OVER him?
Me: NO! just DRIVE PAST HIM!
*Bob slams into back of AI again*
Bob: Hey I tried again and I didn't manage to drive over him but I hit him hard enough to push him off so now I'm past, you happy boss?
Me:
*The cycle repeats 6 more times*
Me: JUST LEARN TO OVERTAKE BOB!
Bob: But boss I'm leading you should be happy?

 

[ChaosStar79]

"Seriously.... Why pink? Everything I am wearing is pink.... Am I driving that badly?"

 

[thesrdic]

"I thought the 24hrs Du Mans was once a year not once a week?"

 

[Aqua F1]

Bob: No! Not another Tsukuba 9 hour endurance!! Please, anything but that track!!

Me: *Puts cursor on start*

Bob: My internal organs are already been destroyed from the X2010, I need medical treatment!!

Me: And? *Presses start*

Here I guess Bob starts to cry .

 

[bigcanada813]

So, wait, I'm not supposed to be shaking hands with the Turn 1 wall?

 

[keldabest13]

Goes in my X1.
Revs it.
Then he goes!
Bob: Holy Shi......
Me: Faster! Faster!
Bob: I'm going 270mph! I don't want to go faster!
*crash*

 

[gt addict]

Bob: Can I do the seasonal Ferrari event on sarthe so you don't have to grind it anymore?
Me: Sure.

 

[Racedude]

"I really need a raise"

 

[Aaronrray]

Actually what if we had B-Spec voice commands........customized.

There was a thread called "bspec alternative commands"

 

[Gazumagi]

C. Alonso: "dammit man i've been driving this FGT for like 45 minutes waiting for C. Schneider to recover... when is it his turn? "

C. Schneider: "Oh man beer, nice wind and cars, what a great combo."

C. A.: "BEER? WTF MAN?"

C. S.: ":idea:Uhh... Yeah... I meant bear. Because, yanno, M. Wouters (my 3rd driver) is as big as one, and he just farted..."

C. A.: ""

 

[rocko100]

I thought they were incapable of speech, let alone thought...

 

[Tornado]

"I'm so sick of driving that stupid X1."

 

[Cowboys965]

Trolololololololo lol I jk

 

[Aaronrray]

They speak Stig...

 

[fafik PL]

"Im so ****ing retarded"

 

[MasterLeaf]

Bob: Argh I spun out on the last lap of Laguna Seca.
Me: The opponents are getting closer.
Bob: It's okay, I'll just let them pass.
Me: NO YOU FOOL! I PUT YOU IN A 300C SO YOU WOULD WIN, NOT LET EVERYONE PASS!
Bob. Look I got you 10k credits!
Me: **** you.

 

[Aaronrray]

(in a fully tuned McLaren f1 on Mulsanne straight... No chicanes)

Holy s***!!!! this orange rocket is insane!!!!!

 

[Ross]

Bob: Why do I have to do the Tsukuba 9 hour by myself.
Me: because all your brothers are remote racing.
Bob: Oh, no 9 hours in the Red Bull.
Me: Now in the morning I expected you to have won it, is that clear.
Bob: Pulls out gun and shoots himself in the head.

 

[VTiRoj]

Bob: RAM ALL THE CARS!