If You Were a Car...

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Dodge Viper GTS. Very fast, uncommon, sleek, and big compared to other sports cars (I'm more tall than large though - 5'10" @ 13). Uncommon too, made only for a certain time, and did I say FAST?
 
Jim Prower
not a very high self image, eh, Cracker?
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No, not at all. Everyone seems to be unrealistically comparing themselves to supercars - so i thought i'd go the other way :sly:
 
What i'd want to be...
1996 Toyota/Lexus Soarer Twin Turbo
Colour-Black Mica with Fluro green Lightning Bolt, Pure White Rims.

What i think i am According to Age, etc...

1991 Holden Calibra
Brittish made, re-badged as Austrailan--Born in Australia, has Brittish Parents.
Created in 1991--Born in 1991.
4WD--Good Hand eye Co-ordination

Haha, thats all i can think of right now, on another note, i just seen CARS, one of, if not the best animated movies i've ever seen, no wonder it got AUD$80 Million Dollars in the American Box office, and it got AUD$60 Million over here.
 
  • Near-race car level performance
  • Reliable
  • Average looks
  • Affordable price
  • Japanese ;)
  • Nimble
  • Average size
  • Light weight

............... I think I just confused myself. :D I could be anything from a Integra to NSX. Basically a Japanese sports car.
 
a6m5
  • Near-race car level performance
  • Reliable
  • Average looks
  • Affordable price
  • Japanese ;)
  • Nimble
  • Average size
  • Light weight

............... I think I just confused myself. :D I could be anything from a Integra to NSX. Basically a Japanese sports car.
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That doesn't quite work -- the "Near-race car level performance" knocks the Integra off of the list, and the "Affordable price" knocks the NSX off of the list. :lol:

In my opinion, "Average looks" also knocks the NSX off of the list. ;)
 
Wolfe2x7
That doesn't quite work -- the "Near-race car level performance" knocks the Integra off of the list, and the "Affordable price" knocks the NSX off of the list. :lol:

In my opinion, "Average looks" also knocks the NSX off of the list. ;)
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Face it a6m5, you're a Datsun Cherry ;)
 
Ha ha, very funny guys. :grumpy: :D

Let me explain. Cherry is a no-no. I'm not. :D Also, I'm reliable and durable.
Integra can be tuned to a near-race car performance. NSX is affordable, say, compared to a European exotic or real race cars. ;)

Edit: Darn it, I just saw the "average looks" comment. :ouch: OK, I agree on the omission of NSX. Maybe a Supra or something.
 
Now that I finially saw "Cars" yesterday, my origional assment of myself as either a Camaro or Corvette may have been a bit overdone. Being that the cars themselves are decidedly based more uppon attitude than outward appearance, it looks as though my Camaro pick is a reasonable one, however, a Volkswagen Corrado SLC may fit my personality a bit better. Not the fastest, certainly not the slowest, a pleasure to drive in any manner, and certainly a legend in some circles.

...But maybe I'm overthinking all of this. I'd still rather be a Camaro Z/28 however...
 
TheCracker
Is that because Famine thinks you've got the "Sexiest rear-end evAr"? :O :O :O
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You may safely remove the Supra from the list as well. :lol: Actually, I might be bit more like the 86 1/2 - early 90's Supra. I am pretty old.... :sly:

P.S. I remember that thread, too. I was rooting for Famine to get a Lotus, but I think he ended up buying a house or something. What was he thinking!? :D j/k
 
Jim Prower
That's one of 'em I suggested!
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Sorry, I didn't know you were talking about me. :ouch: You said first gen. though, right? One I suggested is probably the third gen.
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Yss: attitude, eh?
lessie...tempermental, high maintenence (ask my ex's), gadget happy, minimalistic outside

Good Lord, I'm a DeLorian!​
 
I think I'm an older (Think 80's) Mercedes. Fairly long (tall, at a smidge over 6 foot), but not wide. Smart looking, and nice inside, but not very athletic. Reliable, yet not always efficient. While I get some attention, I'm not all that popular with the opposite sex.
 
a6m5
Sorry, I didn't know you were talking about me. :ouch: You said first gen. though, right? One I suggested is probably the third gen.
aearo_MA70-Gracerselection.jpg

:drool:
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Sorry..that's the one i meant....X_X
 
I'd be a white Toyota 88-CV with 97 as the #. But why a 88-CV you ask? Because of its aggressive looks and its awesome speed.
 
Kooky
I'd be a white Toyota 88-CV with 97 as the #. But why a 88-CV you ask? Because of its aggressive looks and its awesome speed.
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So, you're a 18-year-old professional athlete that's out-matched by the British and Germans? If you're going to think of yourself as a race car, then you actually have to play the part. Don't forget that the engine blew up after 45 laps, so you'd have to call yourself unreliable, too.
 

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