If you were attacked by an army of man eating arcade cabinets...

[Roger the Horse]

...What would you do?

I'd get to the top of a building without a lift and hope that the things couldn't climb stairs!

 

[W3H5]

Wire cutters might be useful. Or a friend to play MKII with.

 

[Robin]

Throw a bucket of water on them.

 

[Ross]

Try to reason with them.

 

[Ibonibo]

Coin them!

 

[dxm8975]

Try to reason with them.

But do they have the brain to understand and sort out what you plead with them in the chaotic situation?

 

[mattythedog]

Try to reason with them.

Reminds me of what Marvin does in one of the Hitchhikers books with the tank.

 

[che69velle]

 

[Ross]

But do they have the brain to understand and sort out what you plead with them in the chaotic situation?

Well if they can chase you without being remote controlled, they can obviously think for themselves. How intelligent they may be is another matter.

Reminds me of what Marvin does in one of the Hitchhikers books with the tank.

I haven't read the books but was the tank 42 tonnes by any chance?

 

[mattythedog]

I haven't read the books but was the tank 42 tonnes by any chance?

Funnily enough it wasn't.

 

[Kent]

Study up and prepare.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maximum_Overdrive

 

[AOS-]

They don't have man slots; only coin slots. Therefore, throw money at them and bounce.

 

[Ross]

They don't have man slots; only coin slots. Therefore, throw money at them and bounce.

You mean they're all female machines?

 

[Coxis]

You mean they're all female machines?

 

[jimftr]

I would tell them that i'll play with them all day if they don't attack me.

 

[E28]

Make them feel so insignificant and outdated by showing them PS3's, Xbox 360's and modern computers that they all jump off a cliff and die...

 

[Dennisch]

 

[AOS-]

You mean they're all female machines?

Boys spend their money pushing their buttons (wink wink)....


.....and fiddling with their sticks....

oh wait.

 

[Dennisch]

Boys spend their money pushing their buttons (wink wink)....


.....and fiddling with their sticks....

oh wait.

I don't know what kind of girls you play with, but I believe they are called lady-boys.

Ask W3HS, he know more of that.

 

[Slash]

LOL



Probably hope in my Stang and floor it

 

[RikkiGT-R]

This has to be the single most amazing thread question I have ever seen.

I'm still planning my defence/attack.


.......


Got it! I would go upstairs. Lots of stairs. And then close the door at the top.
Even if these monsters could climb stairs I doubt they've figured out how to open doors.

I swear, if I have nightmares about this I am laying blame solely at your feet, Roger the Horse.

 

[White & Nerdy]

Let loose with a shotgun to clear a path to the door. Then burn rubber out of there. They probably do have something they want, but I certainly wouldn't stick around to find out.

 

[Akmuq]

Aggrivate them by sleeping with their mums.

 

[RikkiGT-R]

They probably do have something they want

Exactly! This is what is FREAKING me out. What do they want??? Why did they suddenly come alive?
I need some clarification on this.

 

[Slash]

Thread of the year material!

 

[Wiegert]

What do they want??? Why did they suddenly come alive?
I need some clarification on this.

Because reasons? Plus it could possibly be a half-decent plot for a B movie.

And you all know it's the Queen Cabinet you have to go for. Arcades are basically hives.

 

[Ross]

Thread of the year material!

I second this!

 

[RikkiGT-R]

Because reasons? Plus it could possibly be a half-decent plot for a B movie.

And you all know it's the Queen Cabinet you have to go for. Arcades are basically hives.

 

[masterrawad]

...What would you do?

I'd get to the top of a building without a lift and hope that the things couldn't climb stairs!

lemme guess...

Bad dream?

 

[ilikewaffles11]

Make them feel so insignificant and outdated by showing them PS3's, Xbox 360's and modern computers that they all jump off a cliff and die...

Your a cruel, cruel man.

But I would just go up a flight of steps and hope they can't climb up. Even if they can I could just push them back down the steps with a broom handle.