If you were to sum up a car in a "Famous Quote" type sentence...

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Nissan Cube, Scion xB, and the Honda Element- "Got Toast"
Corvette ZR1- "Keep your side windows clean"
Viper ACR- " I think I shat myself around 3rd gear"
 
2J or not 2J, that is the question,
... 'Thus conscience does make cowards of us all'
 
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"Shaken, not stirred." -007
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Well. somebody already did one of these but here it goes.

"I know what you're thinking. "Did he rev to eight thousand or only seven?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a Three litre Lampredi V12, in one of the lightest cars in the world, and would tear the tires clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, punk?"

Its a kinda cruddy take on the actual quote. but it describes my first experience in the Ferrari 330 P4, which on the nurb with no aids and racing hards.
 
Volkswagen Beetle : The horror, the horror!

Fiat 500 : Too little, too late

MP4-12C'10 : GR8 LOL ROFL BRB :P

2000 Ford Falcon XR8 : Every single branch on the way down...
 
The Vette gets them wet!

I'll have to fix the leaky roof on this '57 Corvette when I drive in the rain it seems.

(Quote was a Bill Paxton line from a film in which, amazingly, his character doesn't die.)
 
Dome Zero: この赤ちゃんは88マイル時間に当たるときは、いくつかの深刻なたわごとを参照してください。つもりだ

Extra points if you see what I did there
 
Aside - When I first saw the Dome Zero in GT5 - I thought some Packers fan would paint it Wisconsin Cheesey Yellow

If only Dr Emmett Lathrop Brown comes from Green Bay?

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Every undulation is soaked up like oily Spanish sponge as the chassis caresses the road and clings on like a diabetic gecko in treacle factory.

The eight year old Seat Ibiza Coupe... You'll be dancing on the ceiling too.
 
X2010/X2011: "I see know that the circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant; it is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are."
 
RUF yellowbird
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Honda Type R
"A racing car with plates that challenges the driver. Extremely fast that's the type R" K. Tsuchiya

Mazda RX-7
"insatiable challenge" Mazda engineer
 
The Fiat 500F - Because you're worthless.

Dodge Viper ACR* - *Clean underwear not included.

Bugatti Veyron - "Powerrrrrrrrrrrrrr!" (Clarkson, Chapter 5, Verse 11)

The Nissan GT-R - Making talentless oafs look better since 2007.

Dodge Ram - GET OUT OF THE WAY!!!

RUF CTR Yellow Bird - Whoops...

McLaren F1 - Old has-beens don't come more expensive than this.

Toyota Supra RZ - Predictable. Hideous. Overrated. Grating. Supra.

Vauxhall Vectra 3.2 - Hello, I'd like to buy some understeer, please.

Shelby Cobra 427 - Hello, I'd like to buy some certain death, please.

BMW M3 - Cocks apply here.

Mercedes-Benz SLS AMG - You. Outside. NOW.
 
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Ferrari F40-"I am ready to meet my maker. Whether my maker is ready for the great ordeal of meeting me I do not know." -Winston Chruchill

Bugatti Veyron-"You live and learn. At any rate, you live."-Douglas Adams

RUF Yellowbird-"We are not an endangered species ourselves yet, but this is not for lack of trying."-Douglas Adams

X2010-"Ah, this is obviously some strange usage of the word 'safe' that I wasn't previously aware of."-Douglas Adams
 
aadil717
That's not in GT5, so I'd change that to the LP670-4 SV or Aventador. 👍

It is not stated that the car needs to be in GT5, and tha Reventon is much more Bat-style than the Aventador. 👍
 
It is not stated that the car needs to be in GT5, and tha Reventon is much more Bat-style than the Aventador. 👍

I think the fact that it's in the GT5 section is enough. If it wasn't cars in GT5, it would be here.
 
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