I'm a Genius

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Allright yesterday I had a massive brain freeze and i was thristy after finishing my Lemon Ice so I drank some warm water, and what do you know the warm water got rid of the brain freeze.

I'm a Genius!
 
I found that the water that comes out of my bathroom sinks tastes better than the water out of my kitchen sink....it's the same input line....

I also found that when you take a really hot shower the curtain pulls in cause hot air is less dense than the colder air in the rest of the bathroom....

There, I hope you all remember that info right there...
 
I've learned that when peeing outside, you should keep the wind at your back. Oh and watch for mosquitos too. :eek:
 
Originally posted by Macka
I've learned that when peeing outside, you should keep the wind at your back. Oh and watch for mosquitos too. :eek:

rotflmao :rotfl:

Also, make sure your bike seat isn't pointed up too much... hurts the... errr... well, you know...
 
Uhhh....I can survive at a maximum of 135F, which is 57.22C, which is 330.22K (kelvin). Of course, that's with an ample supply of water, and I probably couldn't last more than a day (max)... :)
 
I've also learned not to ride a bike with baggy nylon pants, you're bike gets mad and will pants you while you're going....

Yea, it happened to me, in a field and I flew off the bike too...
 
Here Klos I'll explain, since you don't know how bikes work:
You have 2 pedals, opposite eachother on a gear called a sproket. This is mounted on a ball bearing at a connection point on the bike frame below the seat. You have a front tire and a back tire. The back tire is the drive tire. It has it's own set of sprokets to drive the back tire. There is a chain that transferes power from the front sproket to the rear sproket, that's how you move the bike...Your feet turn the front sproket by going up and down, pushing down on the pedal while you lift your other foot up. The chain turns around the sproket, and goes on the teeth of the sproket. If you wear baggy pants, the lower part near your feet has a good chance of getting caught between the chain and sproket, and as you pedal it pulls your pants, and you, down. If your pants are baggy there's a good chance that they will be pulled down off of you, and if your pants are tight, you will be flung off the bike.

There, I hope I didn't confuse you too much Klos, we wouldn't want that...
 
But that doesn't even answer my simple question. You wasted all that typing for nothing. Bikes cannot get mad.

Other than the fact that that you have no grasp of English grammar that didn't confuse me.
 
IT'S A DAMN METAPHOR, well no it's not a metaphor but I forgot the name of the type of writing where you make a non living thing have human emotion...sorry, you understood what I was saying, and if you didn't then too bad...
 
Yup, bikes are very touchy creatures... when my bike gets PO'd, it will usually derail itself...
 
lol, mine does the same, then I put it on the 3rd(biggest) sproket and it seems to be happy after that...
 
You guys are amazing! I learned that this thing called a pencil, will write on this paper stuff! YOU CAN WRITE WORDS, REAL ONES, ON PAPER! ;)
 
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