I'm not a big fan of civics, but this is just wrong.

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What's wrong with people these days ?... Jeez.. That is THE lamest Civic ever... :rolleyes:
 
Why on earth would someone commit such a travesty :confused: I guess it is a clear case of "pencil-d***" syndrome....
 
Man Civics are nice cars with ENGINE MODS and a nice bodykit, but u got ********s like these we take it too far, each to there own i guess.
 
Originally posted by Cobraboy
I'm not sure of the proper name, but that sure as hell is not a blower.

It sure does Blow though.....

Allow me to quote Bart Simpson :-)
I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks *and* blows.
 
Originally posted by 19xx
Cobra, it's called a ram air.
No, no, NO, it is not called a "ram air".

"Ram air" refers to Pontiac's name for having openable hood scoop inlets on the hood of the car. The scoops normally seen on almost all cars are fake, meant to mimic the real ones used on drag racing cars in the early days. During the late 60's, the major US manufacturers started making some of them operational; Pontiac's Ram Air I, II, III, and IV systems were just one method among many. Chevrolet actually used cowl induction, where the scoop opens at the rear, near the high-pressure area at the base of the windshield. Mopars were available with the "Air Grabber" system, where a section of the hood actually lifted up to function as a scoop.

None of that has anything to do with what's been screwed to the hood of that Bob-forsaken POS Civic.

What that is MEANT to be is the inlet half of a supercharger, or blower as they are commonly called. And if it were real, it would be mounted to the engine, on top of a plenum box containing a belt-driven pump (there are several varieties; centrifugal "roots" type blowers, or screw-type among others).

However, that monstrosity opens with the hood, revealing a plain-jane V-tec valve cover (and who wants to lay money that the valvecover is the only thing on that car that actually has V-tec) with a J. C. Whitney-bought AEM "cold air" intake, which leads down to a cone filter near the inside of the right front fender. It is painfully clear that this "blower" (to those who couldn't tell from 50 feet away, half drunk, and with one eye closed) is FAKE FAKE FAKEITY FAKE.

Never mind the fact that a real blower for an overhead cam, inline engine wouldn't even be in that position on the car, since it needs to directly relate to the intake manifold, which on a 4cyl Honda is on the back side of the cylinder head.

I'm not sure who I want to see get screwed more: the idiot who built it, by having it sell for 1/2 of what it would be worth stock (and 1/10 of what he wasted building it), or the idiot who buys it. Actually, considering that no matter what it sells for will be way too much, the buyer is automatically screwing himself. So hopefully they'll both get the punishment they so richly deserve.
 
I personally think it is fugly as heck. It is nothing more than a show pony that went from a dream to a nightmare. That is simply a case of an owner with far too much money and far too few of brain cells.
 
:eek: Well..... with all thats been said, umm i like this car.......:D jk well i do like the interior, think thats all he has going for him.
 
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Gotta love those opaque windshields.
 
You know whats REALLY sad? The fact that there is a bidder on this and that there could be more :odd:
 
At first i thought he was just a tasteless idiot.

Then i read the description:

JDM F20B with Mugen Chip, this engine is the precursor to F20C, Honda S2000 ( 18,000 miles )F20B is the front wheel drive version of the F20C

I concluded that he's a clueless and tasteless idiot. What a load of BS. And to think this thing's in Ontario. I'd give him an A for effort, but that claim about the engine sunked it.

At least it has an engine swap, unlike this horror.

And to stay in the same branch, holy ****, this th1ng's runnin' 16s y0, f0 shizzle! What a pathetic bunch of losers.
 
Originally posted by risingson77
I was wondering about that...is there even such a thing as an F20B?

It's in the JDM Accord SiR rated at 180hp, 200 for the Type-R version. Looks similar, appearance wise, to an H22. It has nothing to do with the F20C found in the S2000.
 
Ah.

Wouldn't it have been easier and cheaper to throw in a turbocharged B18A/B? Oh wait, logic is probably not one of this guy's strong suits.... :rolleyes:
 
Originally posted by risingson77
Ah.

Wouldn't it have been easier and cheaper to throw in a turbocharged B18A/B? Oh wait, logic is probably not one of this guy's strong suits.... :rolleyes:

Exactly. Just to think of the money he put into that POS...
 
Does his license plate say RICEKING?

That must be the fugliest Civic ever! What's up with the metallic puke paint and mustard yellow interiori! Damn, some people should just get shot in the gut and leave the gene pool!
 
Originally posted by Flerbizky
At least he has spend ZERO bucks on the exterior (not counting the pipe)... So put some ugly 18" rims on it, do a little more engine work and then STOP !... Should make for a nice sleeper :cool:

Uh, 16 seconds on the quarter mile is pretty slow. Adding 18'' wheels will only slow it even more. ;)
 
O_O oh Dios mío!! no mames, aaack, eeegh!!! @.@ this is absurdly too much. I mean, heck, I even cursed in spanish. damn, damn. Im gonna have bad dreams. poor car, poooor poor car.

Originally posted by Klostrophobic
Better than what cars? I can't think a of a single worse car anyone could ever have.



yeah, I am on that too. incredible car. just amazing how some minds are THAT crooked.

Cano
 
Originally posted by PunkRock
At first i thought he was just a tasteless idiot.

Then i read the description:


I concluded that he's a clueless and tasteless idiot. What a load of BS. And to think this thing's in Ontario. I'd give him an A for effort, but that claim about the engine sunked it.

At least it has an engine swap, unlike this horror.

And to stay in the same branch, holy ****, this th1ng's runnin' 16s y0, f0 shizzle! What a pathetic bunch of losers.

Oh those two you posted are appalling. Especially the second one. That's scrap, surely?
 
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