I'm not a big fan of civics, but this is just wrong.

[AltF8]

I wish I was rich. I'd buy it, go to the guy's house to pick it up, and beat it to pieces with a bat right in front of him - then just walk away.

 

[Duke]

Oh, that would be so richly satisfying to do.

I like the "6 autopower guages" in the back of the hood scoop - too bad you can't see them through the blinding glare of the Ronald McDonald interior.

I also note that he claimes the blower is "fully functional" - too bad there is no blower. I gather that to mean that he's rigged it so the butterflies open and close with the throttle, letting a miniscule amount of air into the inside of the hood scoop.

 

[ShobThaBob]

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=6256&item=2432306353


http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=6256&item=2432079286

Those are some decently modded civics that I wouldnt be ashamed of owning. Definitely not rice.

 

[Attila_Da_Hun]

You see if i were to soup up a car, i'd make it look stock. Even the tailpipe. I like "all go and no show" vs "all show but no go"

 

[milefile]

Originally posted by AltF8
I wish I was rich. I'd buy it, go to the guy's house to pick it up, and beat it to pieces with a bat right in front of him - then just walk away.

Or a sledge hammer.

 

[milefile]

Originally posted by risingson77
That should run faster than a 16...he musta spun like crazy or something (like double-clutching y0!).

At least he could've vacuumed before he took pictures. Sheesh

 

[wana b drifter]

thats the dumbest and ulgyest car ive EVER seen that poor car

 

[Bahbo]

uncle bens. 'nuff said.

 

[Roo]

I saw that laughed. I laughed so hard I fell off my chair and cried. My family are giving me strange looks now. That has to be the worst looking car in the world. Surely. Not even the Pontiac Aztec is that ugly.

The best sleeper car would be a highly tuned Lada Riva. In orange, for personal preference.

 

[Nightmage82]

Originally posted by Klostrophobic

Gotta love those opaque windshields.

hang on... .look at those seats... is that meant to be fake leather? or is it FAKE pvc??????!

 

[Nightmage82]

you know what, the front looks horrible, no questions. the interior is best ignored. but i actually like the back of that thing the tailpipes are cool, i love the way they stick out at an angle. and the lights are MUCH better than the original civic's. maybe its cause i hate the original civic so much that anyone who changes the look gets a thumbs up from me. but that doesn't mean i like the car. i just think the back looks better than stock

 

[XenoN]

.....what kind of kit is this?...

 

[Ethix101]

Originally posted by XenoN
.....what kind of kit is this?...

That's the new Home Depot "Enforcer" kit.

 

[quicksilver1122]

Somebody got an A in woodshop...

 

[Nightmage82]

that's a really funny. if they were cheap they would have done that, and then painted it black. but clearly they are just fond of wood so left it in its natural colour.

i like it!

 

[div]

that guy must be a carpenter....

its worst than the volvo with some rigid papers as a bodykit lol!

 

[Cano]

hahahaha I just LOVE this:

Body Mods.

Custom Front bumper with 12" extension

LOLOLOL!!! 12 inches!! I mean, 12 ****ING INCHES!!!! WTF????

Cano

 

[Klostrophobic]

The rest of the list of modifications is also quite funny.

 

[TOYOTA FR3AK]

WhatTheFish!?

 

[DJ_andercore]

That kit looks like a piece of ****. I mean, that guy could of least painted it or something to remdeem any value. People are getting tackier all the time.

 

[Duke]

You don't get it. The point is it's supposed to look tacky. It's poking big fun at cars like the Civic at the top of the thread.

 

[FC3SDrifter]

hey when times is rough...gotta improvise. but really i think he has to have some sort of import tuning knowledge to have done that. an like mentioned..he probably bought the car for a couple of bucks an crafted the kit to poke fun at the morons around his town that do to their cars like that moron did to his civic in the begining of the thread.

 

[gt4]

ha look at this one

http://www.funnyjunk.com/p/ricepipe.jpg

 

[Hyundai Racer]

Originally posted by XenoN
.....what kind of kit is this?...

WTF.... is the the Woodshop Riceracer Special body kit?

)

 

[miniMADness]

them headlight covers suck!

 

[Nightmage82]

Originally posted by miniMADness
them headlight covers suck!

there used to be some sort of renault sports car that had those things...

hang on, wasn't it actually called an "alpine" ?

 

[DJ_andercore]

ha look at this one ha look at this one

http://www.funnyjunk.com/p/ricepipe.jpg

OMFG that is so funny! That guy must be the enviroments arch enemy!